is there anything better then spam
 

i love opening my outlook and seeing 50 new spams
i love it because i know that i have friends out there
they send me all kind of great thing
how to get into porn site for free
how to get a bigger penis
how to meet great girl right in my home town
how to chat with sexy female on line

all the good thing that life and the net have to offer

i am always looking for more friend

any other spam lover out there

give me your e-mail and i can make you even more happy (read: youll get even more spam)

Yours,
wishmaker megaporn

Thats all they offer you?

My friends are much cooler:

They care about my credit a whole lot. They want me to get out of debt but they also offer me credit cards.

They suggest great gift ideas like those fucking mini RC racer car. Nice little teddybears that make me wanna puke.

They tell me how to surf the web faster at no cost.

Which teams to bet on...

How to save on prescription drugs and where to get them.

Offer me great money making ideas while I work from home!

And of course, they fullfil my great need for rape, incest and beasty site...


Thanks fucker...

Turkey Spam!

Cheers,
Matt

Meat(byproduct)loaf in a tincan is 100% TGF approved.

my spam friends worry about me paying my bills on time
they also care about my mortgage
they also seem to care about my health giving me weight loss tips
they also even ask me for money regarding a russian pow
my friends even offer to lend me money with 25% interest

spam doesn't care what you look like.

spam doesn't want you to watch a fucking ballet, instead of the game.

spam doesn't tell you "I've met someone else"

I love spam.

wow.... all these banks want me to refinance with them.. its soooo awsome... email is the greatest thing.. i sign on and get offeres to remortgage non stop.... im not sure which one to go with.... i also just bought nortons systemworks and a bunch of penny stocks!! my guys kick maj0r ass... heres some spam for u

www.adulttraffictrade.com =]

all my spammer friends want me to get a univeristy degree

i get pre-approved bank loans & african government telling me they have millions of dollars for me :)

nope :winkwink:

http://www.paysitedesign.com/grilledspam.jpg

I love spam about spam myself.....double the pleasure half the calories....

sex

Damn.
You're lucky You dont get russian spam.

We once had a hell of a laugh when spammers actually started sending out emails which proposed to PAY to exlude Your email out of their lists!

Now that's a solution!

Thanks to spam, I now have a 27" penis ...

I bought some "miracle penis cream" ... now I have 10" fingers on my right hand :arcadefre :eek7

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh