Black sheep of the family
 

Four very successful businessmen in their early fifties meet up at the golf course, once they finish the game, three are heading to the bar while the fourth needs to get back for his jacket, so he says he'll be there a little later.

Once they're walking to the bar they start to talk about their sons, the first one says -

"Oh my son I can't be more proud of him, he is doing real well selling real estate, in his early age he's already a millionaire and he's a very talented businessman, he's so rich already, that he gave his best friend a condo in the center of the city as a gift! How about you?

The second one says -

"Oh I'm very, very proud of my son too, he was always interested in medicine and after he finished the university, he started a career as a plastic surgeon. He's doing very well and gets to do minor celebrities already! He's so successful, that he gave to his best friend a 100k voucher for his whole family to use as a gift! How about you?"

The third one says:

"Well my son was always a lot into the sports, he was playing football on University and now he made it to the NFL! I'm very proud of him, he got a great contract and he makes already so much money, that he gave his best friend a Porsche as a gift for his birthday!"

They go to a bar and then the fourth one comes in, orders a drink and they go "We just spoke about our sons, how about you, Mitch?"


He replies:

"Well, to be completely honest with you guys, I'm disappointed from my son.

From his very early age he was playing with puppets, was overly sensitive and girlish. So it was no surprise once he openly announced to us, that he's gay when he was at the High School.

Well I am totally tolerant, but the problem is, he didn't finish the University and right now he's working as a hairdresser in a saloon on the strip.

But it seems he's not doing that bad -

for his last birthday he got from his boyfriend a brand new condo in the center, a 100k worth voucher to spend on medical expenses, and a brand new Porsche!"


P.S: excuse my English, hope I translated it right.

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you actually translated all that? good job if you did :thumbsup

lol......

Yeah I actually had the joke in my head as one of the very few I remember, so I tried to somehow re-write it.

heard that one a long time ago

I might have read that one in a Playboy magazine, sometime in early 90's actually, if I remember well.

I guess it was an issue with Sharon Stone on the cover, so it had to be right after the "Basic Instinct".

Not that it would matter.

How the fuck can you remember that?

If I think about it, then most probably because of Sharon Stone, she was a cause of major sexual fantasies for me at that time

Hell I would invite her for a coffee anytime, I don't care about age and I find her personality to be even sexier than her looks

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