I'm still awake...
 

I hear the birds chirping outside my window and can think only of one thing....

where is my gun? I want to shoot them all...

my car get's inundated with poop from the birds.... I need to shoot them

crack is bad...

about two hours ago at 3 AM there was a real loud racket being made outside my window by birds for about 10 minutes, it's silent now. not sure I've ever heard birds that noisy before at 3 AM, seems like a weird hour for birds to be doing whatever birds do.

I am going to shoot the birds now

:1orglaugh

I miss imsomnia I gotta tell you...

i SO relate to this.

When i hear birds, i get into some dreamstatetrancethingie of shooting them all.
When i hear a caralarm for 10 minutes i think of setting the damn thing on fire.
Etc.

Oh, and only when im in bed trying to sleep.

But well, thats the live of an extreme insomniac.
(and no, that wasnt a joke)

close the windows?