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    #1

    Playboy found guilty!

    Fellow GFYers, can you do the guy a small favor?

    First, please accept my apologies for inducing you to read this message by putting the word PLAYBOY in the subject line (to the extent you were induced by such a title). My true purpose in making this post is to ask a small favor of you -- for a good cause I should add. Here's the deal.

    My ex-wife Colleen, with whom I am on very good terms, runs a restaurant in Cape Charles Va,, and there is some sort of local contest for best business -- or whatever. As a small favor to me, I ask you to go to the following website and vote for Kelly's Gingernut Pub : Cape Charles, VA

    http://www.shoreaid.com/finalists.php

    For those of you who are concerned about "stuffing the ballot box", please know that the present second place business (Gull Hummock Gourmet Market) is not open yet, nor has any work been done on the shell of the building -- not a brush of paint. It is obvious that they have a minion of evil-doers voting for them.

    You can vote only once (they track IP addresses) but each vote counts. Moreover, as you will see by the total number of votes cast, 25-30 votes could swing the deal.

    Thanks,

    John

    PS For those of you who are concerned that this post is a bit "off track", I apologize. I will note however, that Colleen has tried to bring some style and sensibility to an otherwise culturally barren area (my apologies to those residents of the Eastern Shore who think otherwise). This style and sensibility includes an appreciation for wine, as difficult as that can be to cultivate given Virginia's anachronistic regulations. Think of this as a call to arms for "Truth, Justice, and the Vino Way" (to borrow a phrase)
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  • JaneB

    #2
    Just voted

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    • WarChild
      Let slip the dogs of war.
      • Jan 2003
      • 17263

      #3
      Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!
      .

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      • CyberHustler
        Masterbaiter
        • Feb 2006
        • 28749

        #4
        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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        • mmcfadden
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          • Oct 2008
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          #5
          I voted... you can buy me a bear at that pub one day ;)

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          • Jman
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            • Sep 2003
            • 22838

            #6
            Wait... Your name ain't John ;-)

            BTW I voted for Eclectic Wonders : Cape Charles, VA

            Nice porn movie name.
            Last edited by Jman; 05-17-2009, 05:51 PM.
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            • mikeyddddd
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              • Mar 2003
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              #7


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              • NoComments
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                #8
                Originally posted by WarChild
                Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!

                please remind me to wear condom when I fuck you in the ass the next time.
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                • Mr Pheer
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                  • Dec 2002
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                  #9
                  Maybe I should vote from each of the 200+ proxies that I own

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                  • Mr Pheer
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 22083

                    #10
                    1633 right now... watch this shit

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                    • HorseShit
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 17513

                      #11
                      I voted for everyone but the one you wanted multiple times, then I sent them this thread url to disqualify

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                      • Brujah
                        Beer Money Baron
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 22157

                        #12
                        Done. Good luck!

                        Vote for 1 of the Top 5 Finalists
                        Eastern Shore Adventure Sports : Weirwood, VA 463 (11.77%)
                        Gull Hummock Gourmet Market : Cape Charles, VA 1799 (45.74%)
                        Eastern Shore Staffing : Nassawadox, VA 26 (0.66%)
                        Kelly's Gingernut Pub : Cape Charles, VA 1632 (41.5%)
                        Eclectic Wonders : Cape Charles, VA 13 (0.33%)

                        Total votes: 3933

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                        • NoComments
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                          Maybe I should vote from each of the 200+ proxies that I own

                          If the girl wins, I'll paypal you $69 TIA!,
                          Serge
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                          • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                            • Jun 2007
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                            #14
                            Say no to drugs and alcohol.
                            Voted for Eclectic Wonders.

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                            • HorseShit
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                              • Dec 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoComments
                              If the girl wins, I'll paypal you $69 TIA!,
                              Serge
                              she won't win now, she'll be disqualified

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                              • SBJ
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                                • Apr 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by mikeyddddd


                                haha nice!

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                                • NoComments
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Justin
                                  she won't win now, she'll be disqualified
                                  and you will be castrated, somebody will win, wold needs no more motherfuckers.
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                                  • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WarChild
                                    Voted for Gull Hummock Gourmet Market ... Good luck!

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                                    • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                      #19
                                      Voted for Eclectic Wonders 2 times.

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                                      • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                        #20
                                        I just emailed them about this topic. Please do the same here:
                                        http://shoreaid.com/contact.php

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                                        • fuzebox
                                          making it rain
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22353

                                          #21
                                          Err... your name is John?

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133986

                                            #22
                                            Consider it done

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                                            • NoComments
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by fuzebox
                                              Err... your name is John?

                                              My name is "I'll fuck you on the first date" you seem to be interested...fuckin' perv!
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                                              • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                #24
                                                voted for Eclectic Wonders one more time.

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                                                • NoComments
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                                                  #25
                                                  John, pay no attention to samil, he is a fuckin' nobody. Probably some jerk-off form 3rd world countries. Your ex will win.
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                                                  • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by NoComments
                                                    John, pay no attention to samil, he is a fuckin' nobody. Probably some jerk-off form 3rd world countries. Your ex will win.
                                                    Fuck you noob.

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                                                    • NoComments
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                                                      #27
                                                      to fuck me you have to have a cock. Your slightly overgrown clit doesn't qualify.
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                                                      • TurboAngel
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                                                        #28
                                                        So hows your son doing?

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                                                        • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by NoComments
                                                          to fuck me you have to have a cock. Your slightly overgrown clit doesn't qualify.
                                                          Thats not what you said last time I fucked you in the ass.

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                                                          • NoComments
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                            So hows your son doing?
                                                            Is my real name Sam?
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                                                            • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                              So hows your son doing?
                                                              He is gay just like his father.

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                                                              • NoComments
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                                Thats not what you said last time I fucked you in the ass.

                                                                the last time you shaved my ass with your sharp tongue. You can do it again any time. Brush your teeth though, I am squeamish.
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                                                                • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by NoComments
                                                                  the last time you shaved my ass with your sharp tongue. You can do it again any time. Brush your teeth though, I am squeamish.
                                                                  That ass is so big I can park my car in there. It wasn't tongue. It was your mothers haity chin.
                                                                  Last edited by Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE; 05-17-2009, 06:46 PM.

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                                                                  • NoComments
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                                    He is gay just like his father.
                                                                    A worried young man from Stamboul
                                                                    founds lots of red spots on his tool.
                                                                    Said the doctor, a cynic,
                                                                    "Get out of my clinic;
                                                                    just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"
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                                                                    • Mr Pheer
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I voted for you 207 times. Of course some fucking prick was doing the same thing for that other restaurant. Probably some fucking prick from here.

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                                                                      • NoComments
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                                        That ass is so big I can park my car in there.
                                                                        There once was a man from Tasse
                                                                        who's balls were made of brass.
                                                                        In stormy weather,
                                                                        they smacked together
                                                                        and a lightning bolt shot out his ass.
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                                                                        • NoComments
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                          I voted for you 207 times. Of course some fucking prick was doing the same thing for that other restaurant. Probably some fucking prick from here.
                                                                          ty, man! Naaahhh, the opposition has proxy to their disposal too
                                                                          ;(

                                                                          But..if the gal wins, as I promised, I'll paypal you $69.

                                                                          send me your paypal e-mail to [email protected]
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                                                                          • TurboAngel
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by NoComments
                                                                            Is my real name Sam?
                                                                            I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.

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                                                                            • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by NoComments
                                                                              There once was a man from Tasse
                                                                              who's balls were made of brass.
                                                                              In stormy weather,
                                                                              they smacked together
                                                                              and a lightning bolt shot out his ass.
                                                                              There once was a man from Nutucket
                                                                              Whose cock was so long even you could suck it
                                                                              He said with a grin
                                                                              Wiping sperm from your chin
                                                                              If your ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!

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                                                                              • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                                                There once was a man from Nutucket
                                                                                Whose cock was so long even you could suck it
                                                                                He said with a grin
                                                                                Wiping sperm from your chin
                                                                                If your ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!
                                                                                There once was a black guy
                                                                                he fucked your mom
                                                                                now, look at you
                                                                                there goes the neighborhood

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                                                                                • Dvae
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I'll need to see a pic of your ex-wife before I can vote for her.

                                                                                  If you can't provide one I'll have to vote for anybody but her, especially being you titled the thread with a misleading title.
                                                                                  .
                                                                                  .

                                                                                  Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                                                  • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                    I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.
                                                                                    I think that guy was called 'NoCarrier'

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                                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                      I think that guy was called 'NoCarrier'
                                                                                      Ok you're right, sorry!

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                                                                                      • NoComments
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                        I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.

                                                                                        no, I have a sick dick and everybody donated money for the dick enhancement surgery.
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                                                                                        • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Dvae
                                                                                            I'll need to see a pic of your ex-wife before I can vote for her.

                                                                                            If you can't provide one I'll have to vote for anybody but her, especially being you titled the thread with a misleading title.

                                                                                            she is in the middle




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                                                                                            • Nicky
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                              I thought you had a sick son and everyone donated $$ to help.
                                                                                              Wrong person lol

                                                                                              gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                              • NoComments
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                                NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner

                                                                                                shhhhhhhh.....I don't want voters to think that all of them get compensated this time...only those who send 50+ votes will see the fat check, everybody else will the the copy of it.

                                                                                                Scott says hello, BTW, he been out of prison for some time now
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                                                                                                • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                                                                  NoComments used to send me huge checks every month from his Australian partner
                                                                                                  How many blowjobs did you give him?

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                                                                                                  • LiveDose
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    This thread is funnaaay...

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