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pornjudge 11-26-2002 01:28 PM

Reasons why woman should not be in business!!!
 
Hi,

I am sure that woman won't like me now but here it goes:

Most woman that are in business or work as director for a company must learn how to be patient & listen to whatever the Customer as to say & not bringing their Men problems at work. Why is it that all the time I end up in a conversation with a woman about business issues, we could never solve the fuckin problem. Here is an example:

I have a warrant for my arrest for tickets not paid. The lady at the collection agency calls me & says, Sir have you received our letter stating that you owe 781.00 for unpaid tickets, that would equal to 7 tickets Sir. I said no I am not aware of 7 but maybe 2 & she tells me Sir do you think I invented those 5 other tickets, I said I don't you invented the other 5 but I am telling you, they are not mine & I will not pay them. She was all pissed off & hangs up the phone on me & warned me that I was going to get arrested, well that was not the first time she hanged up on me & told me this....

So, I call the municipal court & ask them about the other 5 tickets that was on my file... The lady says, Sir I don't see 7 tickets on your file, I only see 2. I ask her why does the collection agency have 7 tickets sent from your court. The lady does a research & finds out that the other 5 tickets the person add the same name as mine & it was an error on their part. All that time I have spent on the phones, I only spoke to woman & it was error error errors on their part & bullshit!

I have more stories about woman in the workplace but will not discuss them here. I have one thing to tell you lady's, their is allot of weak men out there that will listen & obey all your commands because they are stupid. Men will always be stronger then you, its nature & it will never change. The only power you have is in between your legs & not what you have between your ears:)

Woman are to emotional to be in business.... YOU MUST BE PATIENT & you are not patient girls!!!

multisexsite 11-26-2002 01:35 PM

It could have just as easily been a guy... if the screen at the collection agency shows 7 tickets, they are going to collect on 7.

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 01:38 PM

I think it's kinda hard to be patient when we're dealing with fucking MORONS ALL DAY ...well what I do anyways :1orglaugh

stevo 11-26-2002 01:39 PM

Everyone makes mistakes... and for you to judge women and say they should not be in business - is a mistake in your part. :winkwink:

amber438 11-26-2002 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge
Hi,


I have more stories about woman in the workplace but will not discuss them here. I have one thing to tell you lady's, their is allot of weak men out there that will listen & obey all your commands because they are stupid. Men will always be stronger then you, its nature & it will never change. The only power you have is in between your legs & not what you have between your ears:)

Woman are to emotional to be in business.... YOU MUST BE PATIENT & you are not patient girls!!!

And do you really think that men are a fucking joy to work with?? That men are the only ones with "patience"..?? Who the fuck do you think you are spouting such stupid shit..? Some ignorant asshole from some backwoods country who plugs sheep all day..? No offense Sheepish..

Let me tell you something, jerk-off..I'm a network engineer..MCSE, CNE, CCNA, abcdefg after my name..Degreed up the wazoo..and PLENTY of work experience to prove it..From working with shielded buses in the army to being IT Director for a Technical College in a southern state..And I STILL have to put up with MALE ASSHOLES who think, because I'm a woman, I known nothing about the biz..And patronize me too..Forget my 20+ years of experience with computers..Because they have somewhat of a dick between their legs, they are superior..And you don't hear me blowing smoke out of my ass like some 5 year old schoolboy whining about some human screw up, like his gender never make the same mistakes..??
Go back to your sheep dung hole, sweetheart..
Unless you wanna be a good boy and come here and sit on mama's lap and squeal like a pig for me..

Kimmykim 11-26-2002 01:42 PM

I see someone found their moron hat at lunch.

Hot Tropical Babes 11-26-2002 01:42 PM

Fuck YOU and your little fucking dog too:321GFY

PaulSweet 11-26-2002 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amber438
go back to your sheep dung hole, sweetheart..
Unless you wanna be a good boy and come here and sit on mama's lap and squeal like a pig for me..


Hey PornJudge, her english writing skills are a lot better then yours as well. I guess she was patient in thinking out her reply to you...... :1orglaugh

Jon 11-26-2002 01:46 PM

i think women should just work where they belong..

under the desk.

:1orglaugh

Hot Tropical Babes 11-26-2002 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
i think women should just work where they belong..

under the desk.

:1orglaugh

hmmm. and you just asked for help with your tgp's? maybe i should go delete my post.

pornjudge 11-26-2002 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
I think it's kinda hard to be patient when we're dealing with fucking MORONS ALL DAY ...well what I do anyways :1orglaugh

Here is what I am talking about, its business & you will have to deal with a bunch of Morons, most of them will pay your salary anyways, we are not talking about a nightclub where you get arrasted every fuckin 2 seconds from guys that want to get their rocks off, we are talking about business. If you can't deal with it, then stay home & make money from Babysitting or as a cleaning lady.

Shit I just hope that we never get a woman as a President because I will jump of the bridge, LOL!!!

amber438 11-26-2002 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
i think women should just work where they belong..

under the desk.

:1orglaugh

You are kidding..
He's an asshole..

:BangBang:

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge



Here is what I am talking about, its business & you will have to deal with a bunch of Morons, most of them will pay your salary anyways, we are not talking about a nightclub where you get arrasted every fuckin 2 seconds from guys that want to get their rocks off, we are talking about business. If you can't deal with it, then stay home & make money from Babysitting or as a cleaning lady.

Shit I just hope that we never get a woman as a President because I will jump of the bridge, LOL!!!

Bud I'm a cam girl and most of the ppl I have to deal with are either:rude,stupid or just don't know how to read...or they expect shit for free and don't understand why I charge for show.

It gets alot more complicated then this but it's tiring dealign with morons who don't read when it's all right there for them.
I keep my kool unless they get rude.

And if they get rude their askign for it. I deserve respect and nothing less. I get it EVERYTIME!

Jon 11-26-2002 01:54 PM

Jesus christ!

make a joke about a guy, and they are okay with it.
make a joke about a girl, and suddenly they wanna kick the shit outta you.

chill out kids.

amber438 11-26-2002 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge



If you can't deal with it, then stay home & make money from Babysitting or as a cleaning lady.

Shit I just hope that we never get a woman as a President because I will jump of the bridge, LOL!!!

May I suggest you take your own advise to heart..You obviously have a hard time dealing with the workplace enviornment..
So you might as well be in the cleaning business yourself.
You can start with my poolhouse..make sure you do the toilet with a toothbrush..I want it sparkling..understood..capice?
Oh, and did I tell you that uniforms are a job requirement? Yes, one of those little thong swimsuits will do..Unless you have trouble filling it out..Then, of course, yo will be terminated
on the spot.
You see, I can be in the workplace with no emotion whatsoever..

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Jesus christ!

make a joke about a guy, and they are okay with it.
make a joke about a girl, and suddenly they wanna kick the shit outta you.

chill out kids.

Have you read lensman's thread on signature rules bud?
If not GO READ IT NOW!!! :thumbsup

I think you're only allowed 3 LINES OF TEXT...You have...
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Jon 11-26-2002 01:59 PM

bitch?

Peaches 11-26-2002 01:59 PM

Hmmm - per your logic, men shouldn't be allowed to own and/or drive cars :) I've had a driver's license for almost 25 years and I've never had them sent to a collection agency for payment :winkwink:

So....all you men can take the bus to go work at your businesses and we'll use the car to go play - happy? :thumbsup

Edited to remove the part about parking tickets that I obviously read in a parallel universe......:eek2

Jon 11-26-2002 02:00 PM

peaches, thats because you dont live dangerously.

just because it says "no parking" or "stop" those are merely SUGGESTIONS!

:Graucho

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
bitch?
Why because you can't READ!!!
NOw do you ppl see what I'm talking about?
Lensman makes a thread on signature rules and some ppl just pass by it not even bothering to read it.


Who's the bitch?:321GFY

Jon 11-26-2002 02:03 PM

what is this, grandma with a birthday present?

SUCK IT YA DUMB BITCH!

:thumbsup

thatdykeliz 11-26-2002 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Jesus christ!

make a joke about a guy, and they are okay with it.
make a joke about a girl, and suddenly they wanna kick the shit outta you.

chill out kids.

I'm not throwing a fit about it. As near as I can tell, this guy is no problem of mine, and with that attitude, he's not likely to get close enough to a woman to knock her up and impregnate her with his moron offspring who might someday get my order wrong at the drive-through.

If he does happen to find a woman just as idiotic as he is, and they breed, those kids are just a Darwin Award waiting to happen. There's chlorine in the gene pool, and it's the natural selection of stupidity. Pornjudge reminds me of the kind of guy who lights a match to see if the room is filled with gas. :1orglaugh

MoneyWorks 11-26-2002 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge
Hi,

I am sure that woman won't like me now but here it goes:

Most woman that are in business or work as director for a company must learn how to be patient & listen to whatever the Customer as to say & not bringing their Men problems at work. Why is it that all the time I end up in a conversation with a woman about business issues, we could never solve the fuckin problem. Here is an example:

I have a warrant for my arrest for tickets not paid. The lady at the collection agency calls me & says, Sir have you received our letter stating that you owe 781.00 for unpaid tickets, that would equal to 7 tickets Sir. I said no I am not aware of 7 but maybe 2 & she tells me Sir do you think I invented those 5 other tickets, I said I don't you invented the other 5 but I am telling you, they are not mine & I will not pay them. She was all pissed off & hangs up the phone on me & warned me that I was going to get arrested, well that was not the first time she hanged up on me & told me this....

So, I call the municipal court & ask them about the other 5 tickets that was on my file... The lady says, Sir I don't see 7 tickets on your file, I only see 2. I ask her why does the collection agency have 7 tickets sent from your court. The lady does a research & finds out that the other 5 tickets the person add the same name as mine & it was an error on their part. All that time I have spent on the phones, I only spoke to woman & it was error error errors on their part & bullshit!

I have more stories about woman in the workplace but will not discuss them here. I have one thing to tell you lady's, their is allot of weak men out there that will listen & obey all your commands because they are stupid. Men will always be stronger then you, its nature & it will never change. The only power you have is in between your legs & not what you have between your ears:)

Woman are to emotional to be in business.... YOU MUST BE PATIENT & you are not patient girls!!!


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup 100000%

Peaches 11-26-2002 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
peaches, thats because you dont live dangerously.
Hehehe - I've had the ones for running stop signs, red lights ($365 in freaking San Francisco!) and speeding - and where I came up with parking tickets in my original post before I edited it, I have NO idea! :(

I HAVE slowed down though - with a teenage male on my policy, I can't afford any higher rates!

Cohen 11-26-2002 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge
Hi,

I am sure that woman won't like me now but here it goes:

Most woman that are in business or work as director for a company must learn how to be patient & listen to whatever the Customer as to say & not bringing their Men problems at work. Why is it that all the time I end up in a conversation with a woman about business issues, we could never solve the fuckin problem. Here is an example:

I have a warrant for my arrest for tickets not paid. The lady at the collection agency calls me & says, Sir have you received our letter stating that you owe 781.00 for unpaid tickets, that would equal to 7 tickets Sir. I said no I am not aware of 7 but maybe 2 & she tells me Sir do you think I invented those 5 other tickets, I said I don't you invented the other 5 but I am telling you, they are not mine & I will not pay them. She was all pissed off & hangs up the phone on me & warned me that I was going to get arrested, well that was not the first time she hanged up on me & told me this....

So, I call the municipal court & ask them about the other 5 tickets that was on my file... The lady says, Sir I don't see 7 tickets on your file, I only see 2. I ask her why does the collection agency have 7 tickets sent from your court. The lady does a research & finds out that the other 5 tickets the person add the same name as mine & it was an error on their part. All that time I have spent on the phones, I only spoke to woman & it was error error errors on their part & bullshit!

I have more stories about woman in the workplace but will not discuss them here. I have one thing to tell you lady's, their is allot of weak men out there that will listen & obey all your commands because they are stupid. Men will always be stronger then you, its nature & it will never change. The only power you have is in between your legs & not what you have between your ears:)

Woman are to emotional to be in business.... YOU MUST BE PATIENT & you are not patient girls!!!

Did your mom use to hit you? is there something you want to share with us? release your anger - or talt to dr. Phil

- or ozzy

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
what is this, grandma with a birthday present?

SUCK IT YA DUMB BITCH!

:thumbsup

Whats this thread about fucknuts? lol Can you READ?
Suck what up? :1orglaugh

MoneyWorks 11-26-2002 02:06 PM

Bros before hoes...... i heard that some where =)

:1orglaugh

flashfreak 11-26-2002 02:11 PM

you're generalizeing, your story doesn't prove anything... what if there was a man instead of a woman at the collection agency?
would you post a thread "Reasons why men should not be in business"? you're just a misogynist....

Theo 11-26-2002 02:12 PM

the same reasons could apply for men

Deb 11-26-2002 02:15 PM

Seems to me that pornjudge wouldn't have this gripe if he had done one simple thing from the beginning - paid the damn tickets, instead of allowing them to go to collection. Just a thought.

CDSmith 11-26-2002 02:17 PM

There are attitude-havin idiots for both sexes out there in the business world. This guy is just venting. Take it for what it's worth.

matthew_digital 11-26-2002 02:22 PM

That's brilliant! You've been using the product a little too heavily mate!:321GFY

DatsMyStapler 11-26-2002 02:22 PM

Submit URL rule #10 at Eros Bookmarks
10. We don't accept ANY site using words like "Sluts", "Bitch", "Lolita",... If you can't respect women, you are in the wrong business

I can understand that they dont want Lolita used for obvious purposes but the rest is fucking rediculous. Must be some confused bitch running this site who thinks that this is a arts and crafts bizzarre. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR! Fucking stupid. :321GFY

CDSmith 11-26-2002 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatsMyStapler
Submit URL rule #10 at Eros Bookmarks
10. We don't accept ANY site using words like "Sluts", "Bitch", "Lolita",... If you can't respect women, you are in the wrong business

I can understand that they dont want Lolita used for obvious purposes but the rest is fucking rediculous. Must be some confused bitch running this site who thinks that this is a arts and crafts bizzarre. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR! Fucking stupid. :321GFY

Actually I don't particularly like those words used for descriptions either. Just because a girl is modelling nude, why does that make her a slut?

Lot's of sites have similar rules, most of them run by males. Ever hear of Richard's Realm?

Jon 11-26-2002 02:29 PM

surfers like the nasty talk.. thats probably why we dont advertise women on the sites with shit like: "Women who aren't sure if they like to blow men, but will decide sometime soon as long as you dont call them names"

CDSmith 11-26-2002 02:33 PM

One exception would be www.gregpix.com, they write their own descriptions for submitted galleries, and they're cool as they come.

Theo 11-26-2002 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatsMyStapler
Submit URL rule #10 at Eros Bookmarks
10. We don't accept ANY site using words like "Sluts", "Bitch", "Lolita",... If you can't respect women, you are in the wrong business

I can understand that they dont want Lolita used for obvious purposes but the rest is fucking rediculous. Must be some confused bitch running this site who thinks that this is a arts and crafts bizzarre. GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR! Fucking stupid. :321GFY

bro, my reviewer starts by typing slut and he finishes by typing bitch on every description :glugglug

Ambergirl 11-26-2002 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge

Shit I just hope that we never get a woman as a President because I will jump of the bridge, LOL!!!

We should be so lucky...on both accounts.

:Graucho

Hot Tropical Babes 11-26-2002 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ambergirl


We should be so lucky...on both accounts.

:Graucho

Dare to dream LOL those were my thought too :1orglaugh

Honeyslut 11-26-2002 02:49 PM

:angel

.:Frog:. 11-26-2002 02:58 PM

pornjudge - Your a fucking moron.
My mother started a business and its doing 200K profit a year. Not bad for a women who shouldn't be in business.

I'd like to know how much money you make.

tara 11-26-2002 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amber438


And do you really think that men are a fucking joy to work with?? That men are the only ones with "patience"..?? Who the fuck do you think you are spouting such stupid shit..? Some ignorant asshole from some backwoods country who plugs sheep all day..? No offense Sheepish..

Let me tell you something, jerk-off..I'm a network engineer..MCSE, CNE, CCNA, abcdefg after my name..Degreed up the wazoo..and PLENTY of work experience to prove it..From working with shielded buses in the army to being IT Director for a Technical College in a southern state..And I STILL have to put up with MALE ASSHOLES who think, because I'm a woman, I known nothing about the biz..And patronize me too..Forget my 20+ years of experience with computers..Because they have somewhat of a dick between their legs, they are superior..And you don't hear me blowing smoke out of my ass like some 5 year old schoolboy whining about some human screw up, like his gender never make the same mistakes..??
Go back to your sheep dung hole, sweetheart..
Unless you wanna be a good boy and come here and sit on mama's lap and squeal like a pig for me..

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ak47: YOU male pig!:ak47:

Tam 11-26-2002 03:09 PM

Ok at the risk of sounding like a TOTAL ass, I agree with him on some levels....... I have dealt with ALOT of people and in SOME areas, women are such retards and in some it's the men......... it depends on WHAT the subject at hand is......... but I have been treated like shit more often by women than by men in situations like this.

AND YES I AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, this doesn't mean that ALL women are idiots, some of us are pretty damn intelligent.... but the ones that have no brains or live their lives in front of a mirror are the ones that make us ALL look like total shit. There are SOME women that think life should be handed to them simply because they are women, and I, myself despise THESE women........ they make me wanna throw up and they set ALL women back with thier ignorance!!

HOWEVER...... I have run into a few men that should have just stayed in the fucking bed and not ever gotten out of it.......... LMAO

For instance, I am doing support for a hosting company right? I get this call from this MAN and he is telling me he has an account but he can't get to it online..... I proceed to get his info and I go into his ftp to see what is going on..... he has NO site uploaded and I tell him this. VERY calmly and very nicely, I might add.......... so you know what he says to me? And I kid you not, it was all I could do not to laugh so hard I almost pissed myself...... BUT I never faltered in my attitude with him, I remained very nice to him and explained things....... but this is what he says to me:

"Well I bought the hosting account and I signed up at Maxcash so why isn't my site showing up?" I explained he had to build a site and upload it to his account via an FTP program. He asks"What is an FTP Program?" again I explain it to him......... he and I go thru this for about 30 minutes..... I walk him thru every letter of what to do and he calls me the VERY next day and says he has the ftp program but when he tried to upload "Maxcash.com" it will not show up when he types in his domain name............ after a WEEK solid of walking him thru this and explaining he FINALLY gets his site up and running and is still grooving today................

pornjudge 11-26-2002 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:Frog:.
pornjudge - Your a fucking moron.
My mother started a business and its doing 200K profit a year. Not bad for a women who shouldn't be in business.

I'd like to know how much money you make.


What does money have to do with it moron, your mother might well be making 200K a year & still be incompetent & bitchy at work, now go & suck your mothers breast for your cereal milk.. Sounds like your a mama's boy:moon

Lexxx 11-26-2002 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel


bro, my reviewer starts by typing slut and he finishes by typing bitch on every description :glugglug

LOL... :1orglaugh

sherie 11-26-2002 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deb
Seems to me that pornjudge wouldn't have this gripe if he had done one simple thing from the beginning - paid the damn tickets, instead of allowing them to go to collection. Just a thought.
Exactly!

Now go get your mom to write you a check to pay for your tickets or go to jail and risk becoming someone else's bitch! I can guarantee you that you won't find bubba has a lot of patience!!

Dumb/ignorant people are everywhere. And I think you just proved it!:winkwink:

pornjudge 11-26-2002 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Ok at the risk of sounding like a TOTAL ass, I agree with him on some levels....... I have dealt with ALOT of people and in SOME areas, women are such retards and in some it's the men......... it depends on WHAT the subject at hand is......... but I have been treated like shit more often by women than by men in situations like this.

AND YES I AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, this doesn't mean that ALL women are idiots, some of us are pretty damn intelligent.... but the ones that have no brains or live their lives in front of a mirror are the ones that make us ALL look like total shit. There are SOME women that think life should be handed to them simply because they are women, and I, myself despise THESE women........ they make me wanna throw up and they set ALL women back with thier ignorance!!

HOWEVER...... I have run into a few men that should have just stayed in the fucking bed and not ever gotten out of it.......... LMAO

For instance, I am doing support for a hosting company right? I get this call from this MAN and he is telling me he has an account but he can't get to it online..... I proceed to get his info and I go into his ftp to see what is going on..... he has NO site uploaded and I tell him this. VERY calmly and very nicely, I might add.......... so you know what he says to me? And I kid you not, it was all I could do not to laugh so hard I almost pissed myself...... BUT I never faltered in my attitude with him, I remained very nice to him and explained things....... but this is what he says to me:

"Well I bought the hosting account and I signed up at Maxcash so why isn't my site showing up?" I explained he had to build a site and upload it to his account via an FTP program. He asks"What is an FTP Program?" again I explain it to him......... he and I go thru this for about 30 minutes..... I walk him thru every letter of what to do and he calls me the VERY next day and says he has the ftp program but when he tried to upload "Maxcash.com" it will not show up when he types in his domain name............ after a WEEK solid of walking him thru this and explaining he FINALLY gets his site up and running and is still grooving today................


don't you love these moments, you should off have told him to go & take a computer course & read the book called computers for DUMMIES! This is some funny shit, lol but I have to give you credit, you sticked in there & helped him out.:thumbsup

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 03:19 PM

NiteChatDotTV much better :thumbsup
I'm happy you were thinking of me :Graucho

"stephanie loves the cock!
this enough of a sig for ya? ;]
Email: jon AT cables.net"

pink_in_the_middle 11-26-2002 03:22 PM

Don't give pornjudge the chance to win the dvd player guys. He's not worth it. This is the end of my messages in this thread.
If anyone wants to come with me into another thread I'll meet you there
:thumbsup

sherie 11-26-2002 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge



don't you love these moments, you should off have told him to go & take a computer course & read the book called computers for DUMMIES! This is some funny shit, lol but I have to give you credit, you sticked in there & helped him out.:thumbsup

Mailing address please, I'd like to send you a book they call English for Dummies!:thumbsup


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