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BVF 05-08-2009 11:46 PM

I'm laid up with a native belezian honey right now in central america in c
 
Got back from the bar drinkin tequila shots. Now I'm laid up with my native honey in my beachfront room with the windows open and the breeze flowing in. So I just thought that I would grab my iPod touch and record this moment in time so that I can read it when I'm back in the real world. Just reached over and rubbed her bare smooth black ass. She's of the garifuna people. Google it.

Internet porn is the shit!

Socks 05-08-2009 11:47 PM

Bill Cosby is watching your every move.

Marcus Aurelius 05-08-2009 11:52 PM

http://www.miamiherald.com/multimedi...3/garifuna.jpg


Alright.. which one is she? J/K sounds like fun, stop posting and get to fucking...

BVF 05-08-2009 11:53 PM

For some reason, me typing pissed her off and she's walking home. That's the thing about island girls. They're unpredictable and filled with drama. I guess I'll see her tomorrow when the alcohol wears off.

XPays 05-08-2009 11:58 PM

you've been dismissed

BVF 05-09-2009 12:08 AM

she's back

nosey 05-09-2009 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15836288)
she's back

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v464/dohkimo/DOH1.jpg

BV 05-09-2009 12:11 AM

she probably had to go pick some scabs off

420 05-09-2009 12:12 AM

where are the pics

nosey 05-09-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15836295)
where are the pics

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...quizgrinch.jpg

420 05-09-2009 12:17 AM

:sadcrying

Blingbaby 05-09-2009 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15836233)
Got back from the bar drinkin tequila shots. Now I'm laid up with my native honey in my beachfront room with the windows open and the breeze flowing in. So I just thought that I would grab my iPod touch and record this moment in time so that I can read it when I'm back in the real world. Just reached over and rubbed her bare smooth black ass. She's of the garifuna people. Google it.

Internet porn is the shit!

Is she as nasty as the rest of your whores? :throwup

John-ACWM 05-09-2009 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by nosey (Post 15836290)

:1orglaugh neeext

BVF 05-09-2009 11:37 AM

two days left in this paradise. I'm gonna miss fucking hot wet native pussy. I'll definitely be back. Last night we ate at an Italian restaurant where the man imports his own pasta flour from Italy. Now I'm about to go eat lunch and then take a cool dip in the ocean.

BVF 05-09-2009 07:32 PM

RuthB of gfy, i came to your island twice and called you and you disappeared on me. That's messed up. All I wanted to do was say hello, have a drink, connect with your ganja hookup, and get back on the 3:30 to my island.

HookUPcom 05-09-2009 08:35 PM

thanks for thinking of us...

CDSmith 05-09-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15838326)
RuthB of gfy, i came to your island twice and called you and you disappeared on me. That's messed up. All I wanted to do was say hello, have a drink, connect with your ganja hookup, and get back on the 3:30 to my island.

Could it be your reputation preceded you, and not in a good way?

WarChild 05-10-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15836233)
<CLICK> <WHISTLE> <CLICK> <CLICK>

What does this even mean??? :helpme

kmanrox 05-10-2009 01:12 AM

as if you ran out of repulsive girls that nobody else in the world but a lo-so hood-dweller would fuck there in the USA? why the expansion? bored?

candyflip 05-10-2009 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15838501)
Could it be your reputation preceded you, and not in a good way?

Unlikely, considering she put out the invite here on the board.

brassmonkey 05-10-2009 06:44 AM

where the pics playa

BVF 05-10-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15839095)
Unlikely, considering she put out the invite here on the board.

Thanks. Because I wasn't even going to bother answering cdsmiths stupid comment like I have a rep of beating white women. Sometimes it's better just to shut the fuck up.

marketsmart 05-10-2009 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15838326)
RuthB of gfy,

is that Jane B's sister?

BVF 05-10-2009 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15838784)
as if you ran out of repulsive girls that nobody else in the world but a lo-so hood-dweller would fuck there in the USA? why the expansion? bored?

Huh? Your English is getting worse from listening to your underage Asian boy whispering sweet nothings in your ear consisting of broken English. But since I'm poor and my content isn't in demand, I shouldn't even be able to afford to be here right?

Rangermoore 05-10-2009 10:46 AM

:2 cents:Pics Please...

TampaToker 05-10-2009 10:53 AM

Was just there this past Thursday and what a frigin poor place that is. After staying there for the day and seeing how the people live and how there government fucks them it really makes things not that bad here in the states. Paying $8 per gallon of gas is truly said when the average wages per week is $100 and they produce oil as well :disgust

collegeboobies 05-10-2009 10:53 AM

sounds fun

BVF 05-10-2009 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 15839505)
Was just there this past Thursday and what a frigin poor place that is. After staying there for the day and seeing how the people live and how there government fucks them it really makes things not that bad here in the states. Paying $8 per gallon of gas is truly said when the average wages per week is $100 and they produce oil as well :disgust

Yeah right. WHERE in Belize were you for just one day to make this astute observation? And you better not say Belize city because nobody goes there except to pass through. I also know you're lying about gas prices

CDSmith 05-10-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15839487)
Thanks. Because I wasn't even going to bother answering cdsmiths stupid comment like I have a rep of beating white women.

That's not the reputation I was refering to. I was actually unaware you had a penchant for beating white women until now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15839487)
Sometimes it's better just to shut the fuck up.

Indeed.

CaptainHowdy 05-10-2009 12:07 PM

Let us see her...

BVF 05-10-2009 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15839553)
That's not the reputation I was refering to. I was actually unaware you had a penchant for beating white women until now.



Indeed.

So what rep are you referring to since you felt the need to comment even though the message wasn't referring to you in the first place? And after you enlighten us next time I'm speaking to someone stay the fuck out of it if it's not prefaced with cdsmith.

CDSmith 05-10-2009 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15839612)
So what rep are you referring to since you felt the need to comment even though the message wasn't referring to you in the first place?

I was mostly jokingly referring to your reputation for banging the kinds of girls I've seen you post about. I thought my light-hearted meaning would be obvious enough seeing as you've been here long enough to know I'm not one to throw serious jabs without provocation, but perhaps I give your mad perception skills too much credit. Either way I hope this clears it up for you.

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15839612)
And after you enlighten us next time I'm speaking to someone stay the fuck out of it if it's not prefaced with cdsmith.

You're being a dipshit, if you post it on an open forum then be prepared to have others make comments without throwing a tear-filled tantrum.

BVF 05-10-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15839620)
I was mostly jokingly referring to your reputation for banging the kinds of girls I've seen you post about. I thought my light-hearted meaning would be obvious enough seeing as you've been here long enough to know I'm not one to throw serious jabs without provocation, but perhaps I give your mad perception skills too much credit. Either way I hope this clears it up for you.



You're being a dipshit, if you post it on an open forum then be prepared to have others make comments without throwing a tear-filled tantrum.

You don't joke with ones reputation. Especially when no one is talking to you. Next time, keep your elementary school jokes out of the peanut gallery in an attempt for some e-brownie points on an open forum.

CDSmith 05-10-2009 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15839628)
You don't joke with ones reputation. Especially when no one is talking to you. Next time, keep your elementary school jokes out of the peanut gallery in an attempt for some e-brownie points on an open forum.

Maybe it was your irresistable charm what put Ruth off. :D

BVF 05-10-2009 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15839653)
Maybe it was your irresistable charm what put Ruth off. :D

I AM a charming muthafucka. At least you got that right.

STAROTICA 05-10-2009 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15836247)
For some reason, me typing pissed her off and she's walking home. That's the thing about island girls. They're unpredictable and filled with drama. I guess I'll see her tomorrow when the alcohol wears off.

Island Girl-

I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet
Down where Lexington cross 47th Street
She's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big cityIsland girl
What you wanting with the white man's world
Island girl
Black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but the cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's worldShe's black as coal but she burn like a fire
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire
You feel her nail scratch your back just like a rake
He one more gone, he one more John who make the mistake

--------------------

dont get pissed at me.......get pissed at Elton John.....damn :helpme

Si 05-10-2009 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 15836297)

:1orglaugh

TampaToker 05-11-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15839537)
Yeah right. WHERE in Belize were you for just one day to make this astute observation? And you better not say Belize city because nobody goes there except to pass through. I also know you're lying about gas prices

I don't know exactly were we were because we came off of the carnival cruise ship at a port in Belize. The tourist shopping area was blocked off by a 10 foot wall all around. We took a horse and buggy ride outside of the wall which was complete garbage. It was pure ghetto. It was suppose to be a hour tour but which only lasted about 20 minutes.


Then we took a excursion over to the mayan ruins which we had to go over Wallace river and a 15 mile drive down a fucked up 2 lane highway that was shot all to hell with no traffic lights or stop signs. Come to think of it i don't thing i ever did see a traffic light or stop sign any were. Our driver kept pulling off the side of the road because the big ass tour buses would come whipping around the corners.

We stopped to see the snake man who was bit by his own snakes a few months ago. Got to the ruins had a nice time there. Bought me some cashew wine which i am sipping on right now. :drinkup

As for the gas prices we paid i believe $2.12 per liter on may 7th. Here is a article about the gas prices in Belize Gas Prices. The article is dated April 19 so its a few weeks behind.


Anyways if there is a nice section in Belize i would like to know were. Because everything we seen was run down and very poor.

RuthB 05-11-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15838326)
RuthB of gfy, i came to your island twice and called you and you disappeared on me. That's messed up. All I wanted to do was say hello, have a drink, connect with your ganja hookup, and get back on the 3:30 to my island.

BVF, I wondered what had happened to you! We spoke a couple Saturdays ago (dig your accent btw!) and then I didn't hear from you again... I figured you'd headed off on some other adventure and couldn't make it to SP on the Sunday.

If you've got enough time before you leave it'd still be good to hook up with you for a drink, a chat, and some smokables... gimme a call :pimp


marketsmart: nope, I have absolutely no connection to JaneB, other than the fact that we're both chicks :upsidedow

markethustler 05-11-2009 10:01 AM

Sounds like bs to me...

_Richard_ 05-11-2009 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15841438)
BVF, I wondered what had happened to you! We spoke a couple Saturdays ago (dig your accent btw!) and then I didn't hear from you again... I figured you'd headed off on some other adventure and couldn't make it to SP on the Sunday.

If you've got enough time before you leave it'd still be good to hook up with you for a drink, a chat, and some smokables... gimme a call :pimp


marketsmart: nope, I have absolutely no connection to JaneB, other than the fact that we're both chicks :upsidedow

when did you give up on BC?! :) :thumbsup

pornguy 05-11-2009 10:22 AM

You need to start posting photos.

Andy CHOOPA 05-11-2009 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15836295)
where are the pics

pics or didn't happen :)

BVF 05-11-2009 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15841438)
BVF, I wondered what had happened to you! We spoke a couple Saturdays ago (dig your accent btw!) and then I didn't hear from you again... I figured you'd headed off on some other adventure and couldn't make it to SP on the Sunday.

If you've got enough time before you leave it'd still be good to hook up with you for a drink, a chat, and some smokables... gimme a call :pimp


marketsmart: nope, I have absolutely no connection to JaneB, other than the fact that we're both chicks :upsidedow

I called you the very next day as I arrived in SP like I said I would....I called your phone but you don't have voicemail on it and you didn't call the number back to see who it was like when I spoke to you the first time so I just caught the 3:30 back to my island....Then I came on the 6th and spent the night on SP...I was staying at the same resort that has the Mojito bar in it and once again you didn't answer or call back....The only thing I could do was leave a message for you on GFY awhile ago and I didn't see you on here so I gave up....

I'm back now anyway.


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