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pr0 05-08-2009 02:13 AM

I need to find a new girl [thats not a slut/stripper/whore] :o)
 
I recently took a pretty savage moral inventory of my life. I felt bad for about 10 minutes & then i laughed....realizing just how great my life actually is.

Anyways.....

I realized the women i was hanging out with, well lets just say they weren't even casual/pseudo-girlfriend material.

I like most people....find my "mates" through my circle of friends. Well over the past 10 years my "circle of friends" has consisted mainly of pornographers, strippers, cokeheads, evil businessmen with no ethics etc. Lets just say the girls I met through this circle of "REALLY AWESOME PEOPLE" turned out to be huge whores.

Needless to say I've been a big fan of "safe sex" & I've only actually felt comfortable enough to make out with like 4-5 women I've been with over the past decade :1orglaugh (Dodging the dreaded herps!)

Anyways I've realized that while these types of girls are SO MUCH FUCKING FUN to hang out with.....I'm never going to bring any of them to meet my family (ever) it seems like.

So where do i start looking for the "good girl". Or do i abandon all hope & try to turn a stripper into a housewife? :helpme

I know lots of you adult-biz professional guys out there in your 30's/40's & 50's got some tips for me. Lets have eM! :pimp

Just to clarify. Evil rich businessmen with no ethics & sluts are my favorite people in the world. I hope that didn't come out the wrong way.....because seriously, you guys are like my Babe Ruth.../Hunter S. Thompson's & Thomas Jefferson's.....i got nothing but love for ya!

seeandsee 05-08-2009 02:18 AM

tips? Get a wife and make kids :)

Bjorn Andersen 05-08-2009 03:39 AM

alot of girls that seem easy actually just want to settle down as well ...

ExLust 05-08-2009 04:09 AM

Check the background first before leading to something on both of you.

voa 05-08-2009 04:37 AM

Its easy to find girl like that, keep on looking for

maxjohan 05-08-2009 05:08 AM

You hate their sluts and the evil businessmen who enslaves them otherwise you love of them sluts all like'em Thomas Jefferson's & Babe Ruth slopperty DiCk..

///JK

Manowar 05-08-2009 05:10 AM

good women don't exist, they are all snakes</bitter>

maxjohan 05-08-2009 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15832869)
I know lots of you adult-biz professional guys out there in your 30's/40's & 50's got some tips for me. Lets have eM! :pimp

It's called Match product with targetted market. By re-search.:thumbsup

Quagmire 05-08-2009 05:12 AM

the solution is to kill yourself and leave all your assets to me.

mikeyddddd 05-08-2009 05:27 AM


qxm 05-08-2009 05:36 AM

1. Get a job at a bank .. u meet lots of girls there and u get to know them pretty dam well too ...
2. Look for environments were girls are not in the "super-porn-whore-mind-set" ... my dad would say go to church for good girls but I can't stand churches.... so I would say u could try going back to college to hunt down some "nice girls"
3. Run an adwords campaign .. u know about that don't u??
7. Buy huge ass billboards and advertise urself as a young-rich porn entrepreneur who wants to find a "wife-material" girl ..
9. I am going to sleep now.. bye... :)

pornguy 05-08-2009 05:40 AM

Go grocery shopping.

Nicky 05-08-2009 05:42 AM

Yooo bro, use your dating contacts :P nah seriously you would need to start asking "ordinary" girls out or invite them to parties etc. Actually something like match.com isn't that bad, myspace and facebook, look around you and see what there is.

Or just go bananas with whores and strippers for 10 more years :D

Spunky 05-08-2009 05:44 AM

Go to church,they give the best head

FrozenJag 05-08-2009 05:51 AM

Grocery Store, Gas Station, Gym, The Park, etc.

Or I could sell you a dating membership. :D

Vicious_B 05-08-2009 05:56 AM

You don't have any friends or family that can set you up on some blind dates?

CIVMatt 05-08-2009 05:56 AM

Spunky has a valid point

V_RocKs 05-08-2009 07:10 AM

I think what you are actually going through is the realization that you have no plan for succession after you are gone. Steve Lightspeed has a son that can eventually run the business should he choose to do so...

JayDeeZee 05-08-2009 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15833145)
Go grocery shopping.

That's how I met my wife. No Kidding!

Make sure you look at the food she's buying too. It'll tell you alot about her and make it easy to start a conversation.

lulu36 05-08-2009 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15833181)
You don't have any friends or family that can set you up on some blind dates?

that's a logical place to start. if all your friends are married and have kids. their circle of friends is sometimes limited.

try online dating?

vidvicious 05-08-2009 07:21 AM

the vicious cycle continues !

For the first time in my Adult carreer I'm finally with a mature women (over 21 years of age)., that is in no way affiliated with this industry in any way shape or form. ... I am so fuckin bored of life it's not even funny anymore .. i don't have a single bad thing to say about my women, she's awesome, a good freind, respectful ..etc ... I'm just so damn bored cus there is apsolutely no drama ! ... Start something up and it's all cleared up and forgotten within 15 minutes .. give me back my hos !!!

Pro my friend, i' ve known you for a few years .. Hos bro, they're what brings color into ur otherwise boring life .. LOL Walk away from that and say bye bye to fun

Cyber Fucker 05-08-2009 07:42 AM

I'm afraid It won't be easy :glugglug

the.drunk 05-08-2009 07:57 AM

i love whores

rhon23 05-08-2009 08:54 AM

cant turn a whore into a housewife.

Jman 05-08-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15832869)
I recently took a pretty savage moral inventory of my life. I felt bad for about 10 minutes & then i laughed....realizing just how great my life actually is.

Anyways.....

I realized the women i was hanging out with, well lets just say they weren't even casual/pseudo-girlfriend material.

I like most people....find my "mates" through my circle of friends. Well over the past 10 years my "circle of friends" has consisted mainly of pornographers, strippers, cokeheads, evil businessmen with no ethics etc. Lets just say the girls I met through this circle of "REALLY AWESOME PEOPLE" turned out to be huge whores.

Needless to say I've been a big fan of "safe sex" & I've only actually felt comfortable enough to make out with like 4-5 women I've been with over the past decade :1orglaugh (Dodging the dreaded herps!)

Anyways I've realized that while these types of girls are SO MUCH FUCKING FUN to hang out with.....I'm never going to bring any of them to meet my family (ever) it seems like.

So where do i start looking for the "good girl". Or do i abandon all hope & try to turn a stripper into a housewife? :helpme

I know lots of you adult-biz professional guys out there in your 30's/40's & 50's got some tips for me. Lets have eM! :pimp

Just to clarify. Evil rich businessmen with no ethics & sluts are my favorite people in the world. I hope that didn't come out the wrong way.....because seriously, you guys are like my Babe Ruth.../Hunter S. Thompson's & Thomas Jefferson's.....i got nothing but love for ya!

Come to Montreal for a visit, I will introduce you to some hot cool chicks ;-)

John-ACWM 05-08-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15833152)
Go to church,they give the best head

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Manowar 05-08-2009 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 15833754)
cant turn a whore into a housewife.

:helpme:(

baddog 05-08-2009 09:09 AM

Stop looking. Wait for her to find you.

PSSuperstars 05-08-2009 09:14 AM

Maybe find someone business minded?
An entrepreuneur type chick?

or someone on the other side of porn...

PSSuperstars 05-08-2009 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15833815)
Stop looking. Wait for her to find you.

That's very true.. but his brain is going to have to be open to a more plain jane kind of girl...

and I'm assuming if he's "living the life"... and a normal chick in jeans and a t-shirt and some flip flops comes up and says hi..
He's going to pay more attention to the stripper/whore chick..





So maybe opening your options to the more "normal" females around you....

Iron Fist 05-08-2009 09:16 AM

Good luck with that! Like the blind leading the blind in here LOL

WiredGuy 05-08-2009 09:25 AM

Let me know what you find buddy... Its slim pickins.
WG

Twistys Tim 05-08-2009 09:30 AM

“My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit” ~ Jerry Hall

blazin 05-08-2009 09:46 AM

Church...


...seriously

_Richard_ 05-08-2009 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15832869)
I recently took a pretty savage moral inventory of my life. I felt bad for about 10 minutes & then i laughed....realizing just how great my life actually is.

Anyways.....

I realized the women i was hanging out with, well lets just say they weren't even casual/pseudo-girlfriend material.

I like most people....find my "mates" through my circle of friends. Well over the past 10 years my "circle of friends" has consisted mainly of pornographers, strippers, cokeheads, evil businessmen with no ethics etc. Lets just say the girls I met through this circle of "REALLY AWESOME PEOPLE" turned out to be huge whores.

Needless to say I've been a big fan of "safe sex" & I've only actually felt comfortable enough to make out with like 4-5 women I've been with over the past decade :1orglaugh (Dodging the dreaded herps!)

Anyways I've realized that while these types of girls are SO MUCH FUCKING FUN to hang out with.....I'm never going to bring any of them to meet my family (ever) it seems like.

So where do i start looking for the "good girl". Or do i abandon all hope & try to turn a stripper into a housewife? :helpme

I know lots of you adult-biz professional guys out there in your 30's/40's & 50's got some tips for me. Lets have eM! :pimp

Just to clarify. Evil rich businessmen with no ethics & sluts are my favorite people in the world. I hope that didn't come out the wrong way.....because seriously, you guys are like my Babe Ruth.../Hunter S. Thompson's & Thomas Jefferson's.....i got nothing but love for ya!

you need to think about where the 'good girls go'

sinclair 05-08-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15832869)
I recently took a pretty savage moral inventory of my life. I felt bad for about 10 minutes & then i laughed....realizing just how great my life actually is.

Now you see this is the real problem with a down economy. No one ever takes a "savage moral inventory" of their life when their credit card isn't maxed and they can at least make the minimum payment.

lazycash 05-08-2009 10:31 AM

Why don't you click some of your own dating links, practice what you preach.

Yen_HerbalRevenue 05-08-2009 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 15833754)
cant turn a whore into a housewife.

but you can turn a housewife into a whore.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-08-2009 10:53 AM

pr0 my brother i wouldnt worry about it to much i get those feelings sometimes like im "looking for more" but life is just a journey, the greatest things in life come along when you least expect it, and since that is out of our control may as well sit back and enjoy the ride. :)

ajrocks 05-08-2009 10:54 AM

Pr0 - you know the deal, girls are for fun not to bring home to mamma Pro! Have fun and send them home. The moment you get weak and keep one around, you'll pay for it!

punker barbie 05-08-2009 10:54 AM

ROFL back in my single days when my roommate and i would go out people would get the wrong impression about me because i work in the adult industry and miss innocent dental assistant would be classifield as a good girl little do these guys know she is a god damn pimp. you just never know.

TheAmericanCannibal 05-08-2009 11:03 AM

Pr0

Took me 40 yrs to meet my soul mate.
I fought the urge to be with her for a while because while she is NOT a pron star she is STILL in this business. That was something I swore I would NEVER do again.

But you know what?
She surprised the hell out of this old man.

She also saved my life and proved to me she was who she said she was.
She walked the walk, and is still talkin that talk!



Aaliyah I love you soooooo much!

TheAmericanCannibal 05-08-2009 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15833970)
you need to think about where the 'good girls go'

Good girls go to AA

:1orglaugh

pr0 05-08-2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 15834224)
Pr0 - you know the deal, girls are for fun not to bring home to mamma Pro! Have fun and send them home. The moment you get weak and keep one around, you'll pay for it!

I think you're right....I will subdue my weakness & get back to the whores. Fuck it!

_Richard_ 05-08-2009 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 15834289)
Good girls go to AA

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh that could be true! they're looking for self improvement

i was thinking about a cooking class or something simple

pr0 05-08-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15834429)
:1orglaugh that could be true! they're looking for self improvement

i was thinking about a cooking class or something simple

No no no......thats the old evil pr0 stuff.

1) Showing up to cancer remission groups (thank god im alive, lets fuck!)
2) Showing up to NA meetings (I'm off the smack, lets fuck!)
3) Sex addicts anonymous (too fucking easy)

No more "groups" with lonely, impressionable young women :pimp

DAMNMAN 05-08-2009 11:36 AM

I married a slut!!!!
 
I took a whole different route, I married a slut!!!! SHANNON RUSH (GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY GIRL, JUST A PORNSTAR/SLUT!!!)
Of all my married freinds, I'm the only one who's truely happy.
They all married the "Good Girls" Good girls who cheated on them, fucked them over, raked them over the coals in one way or another and give them tons of shit on a daily basis.

On top of that, they don't have sex very often and anal or 3 ways are out of the question.

If my married freinds even look at another girl they get the eveil eye at bare minimum.
My wife just told me to start doing POV scenes for the additional cash if I want.

Watch out what you wish for ...because you just might get it!!:2 cents:

pr0 05-08-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 15834495)
Watch out what you wish for ...because you just might get it!!:2 cents:

You know what you're right. Fuck it.

I like the bad girls....the goth chicks, the fuck up's & the cokeheads.

I should just go with it.....fuck changing myself & settling down :thumbsup

Thanks for the inspiration VidVicious & Zman!

DAMNMAN 05-08-2009 12:51 PM

Well actually, you don't have to settle. Even if you wanna settle down. BTW: I didn't say that crazy ass coke snortin' bee-otches were the way to go. Been there done that and they are a big ball of stress "I rather have a bible thumpin' christian girl and never get laid than go back to crazy coke head bitches." I'm talkin' about a sex beast, addicted to cock/not coke!!!!

Try to find a slut who is on a bit more even keel than that if possible.

Then again, I may have gotten really lucky.

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