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Turboface 11-25-2002 09:30 PM

The Eagles
 
They are fucked now - Big time.


:Oh crap

cherrylula 11-25-2002 09:34 PM

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

Turboface 11-25-2002 09:36 PM

I think that John Madden is drunk tonight.

Seriously, check out how he's acting and what he's saying. I think he's shitfaced.


:glugglug

heymatty 11-25-2002 09:38 PM

he smashed the turducken apart wiuth his bear hands

that guy is hungry

Turboface 11-25-2002 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heymatty
that guy is hungry
that guy is bombed.

asuna 11-25-2002 09:42 PM

why are they fucked?

AM Jeff 11-25-2002 09:46 PM

They will be lucky to survive the rest of the season without McNabb.

Turboface 11-25-2002 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
why are they fucked?

I was speaking about the season, not the game.

They got a hell of a lead, so this one's in the bag.

Another Eagle is writhing in pain on the field now...

Turboface 11-25-2002 09:59 PM

Did you see the close up of Andy Ried picking his nose!?

You just can't do that on Monday night! The whole nation is watching.


:evil-laug

pr0 11-25-2002 10:02 PM

Redskins rule! :1orglaugh

foe 11-25-2002 10:02 PM

nice game though


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