I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?
 

I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?

Post it here...

rob a mexican drug lord

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become a whore and sell your ass

A decent color copier.

merchandising

Buy lottery tickets

:Graucho

Thanks for all suggestions, but I will only consider legal business, of course.

Start with 2 million and go crazy!

I bought the domain name CashForJesus.com after a few drinks one night.

I think that has a million dollars written all over it.

Make me an offer... :winkwink:

1. Surf Porn
2. Shit a brick every time you see a woman you'll never be able to have sex with.
3. Sell bricks

Sounds retarded, Bama

beg on the street for $1 (should only take about a min or two)
put $1 on number 11 on roulette. now you have $36 if you win. (takes 5 seconds)
put $36 on number 12. now you have $1296 (takes 30 seconds)
put $1296 on number 13. now you have $46656 (takes 30 seconds)
now put $46656 on 1,2,3 and you'll win $559872 (takes 30 seconds)
now take $559872 and put it on red! if you win you have your million++!

it only takes like 5 mins! easy!

Buying a lottery ticket is completely legal... unless of course, your under 18. So are you? :helpme

i am writing a book, wait 700 years

I made a similar move with godsbar.com lol

Invent a really really good energy drink. Get it bottled and selling, then once it starts getting more popular sell it to Coke or Pepsi for millions.

Exchange paypal to epass with 0,5% fee and do it 2 million times :P

Do you have firm buttocks?

Of course I am over 18

I think I should increase the fee...

suck a million dicks and charge $1 each? :D

two please

Forex or penny stock trading and lots of luck...

The risk/reward ratio for this would be similar to roulette. :pimp

You can make 50X your capital in a week or two... or lose it all and end up with $0 capital remaining...

then work, work and work!

iAlien101
Bend over and take it like a man.
:2 cents:

As Steve Martin once said...

"First, start with a million dollars, then....."

A million isn't what it used to be you should shoot for 5 million.

"help" your rich grandmother and sell her big house

Right.........

Yeah, that's true.

Nobody interested in WHAT you need it for :)?
If its for a good cause, like buying you a new liver, i would say lets all scrape in and get you one!

If you have money, buy equities. Read every book you can find about and by Warren Buffett, Ken Fisher, and Peter Lynch --and apply their insights.

EMAIL

DaddyHalbucks //AT// GMAlL

Walk to your bank and ask them to give it to you.
Last time I asked them when I was in need of some fast money for a new biz project, they gave me 500k euro. That's about $650k.

Just go to your bank and ask them to lend you the money you need.

Go Fuck Yourself!

Travel to Somalia or if you do not dig on the African vibe, any of the countries around the strait of Malacca for more Asian flair. Buy or rent a boat, couple guns, and hire a few locals.

lol :1orglaugh

Google Adsense averages about 1 cent per visitor. All you need is 100 million visitors. So make something viral that people want to send to their friends.

Does this simplify the problem or just shift it to another problem?

Treasure hunt??

Now I feel lazy for not having made a million off of Adsense yet.

i like this one...

Go Fuck Your self!

Offcourse for money...