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Phoenix 05-02-2009 07:56 AM

jehovahs witnesses are coming around...watch out
 
they just came to my door...two cute girls....i was on the phone

opened the door saw what they were and shut it without saying a word

they only got a hello out before i shut it


i was in a foul mood so was good to be mean to them..lol


now i feel bad for them though...fuckers

weird how people who make you uncomfortable can turn the table on you and make you feel bad when you let them know they are making you feel awkward...or they put you in a position to feel awkward and you make them aware of it

anyway...im sure they will be ok..lol

HorseShit 05-02-2009 07:58 AM

you should have told them you'll join up if they give you a threesome right now

thundergasm 05-02-2009 08:00 AM

Honest to god. How do they keep recruiting people to do that shit? I thought that 25 years ago when they would come to my folks house and it still holds true today.

Similar to spam though, if they didn't get people to buy into it they wouldn't do it.

Still.........

Phoenix 05-02-2009 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15811372)
you should have told them you'll join up if they give you a threesome right now

hell yeah...foursome or the wife would have felt left out..lol

HorseShit 05-02-2009 08:01 AM

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garce 05-02-2009 08:06 AM

Two of them just knocked on my door. First time in years that's happened.

Phoenix 05-02-2009 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 15811387)
Two of them just knocked on my door. First time in years that's happened.

it must be their big drive this weekend

mine were cute girls

tall black hotties

Helix 05-02-2009 08:19 AM

I just tell them I am not interested and politely ask them to remove my name from their list. No visits since.

marketsmart 05-02-2009 08:21 AM

two of them just came to my door dressed up like policeman..

luckily i could spot their tricks...

they are actually getting pretty aggressive these days..

they are now ordering me out of the house over a loudspeaker...

notime 05-02-2009 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15811409)
two of them just came to my door dressed up like policeman..

luckily i could spot their tricks...

they are actually getting pretty aggressive these days..

they are now ordering me out of the house over a loudspeaker...

lol :1orglaugh

Helix 05-02-2009 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15811409)
two of them just came to my door dressed up like policeman..

luckily i could spot their tricks...

they are actually getting pretty aggressive these days..

they are now ordering me out of the house over a loudspeaker...

lol...that cracked me up.

MaDalton 05-02-2009 08:40 AM

the last time i saw one of them was 1990 on the train station in Thessaloniki/Greece where he gave me a brochure that said on the title how nice it is to do holiday at home.

Simon_Spicecash 05-02-2009 08:54 AM

I used to be really bothered by Jehova's Witnesses, and I was LIVID when my mom and sister converted over to what I considered a pretty retarded religion.

That being said, of course I love my mom and sister so I sat down and learned about it a little, because even though I thought it was stupid - I wanted to know what was going on in their lives.

A few things stuck out to me which I actually liked. Firstly, their going to people's doors - well thats an interpretation of the bible. Jesus said to go out and spread the good word, that a better place is coming blah blah blah. To me, it's stupid - BUT if you think of it from THEIR perspective...they are getting up on saturday morning, to come knock on your door to save your soul. I think thats pretty nice of em' - that they care enough about humanity and following exactly what their god says to go through all the shit they do, in order to make the world and humanity a better place (in there eyes anyway).

I still think its a big bunch of mumbo jumbo, but I can see their side of it and I'm glad that my mom and sister are more fulfilled these days - all I want for my family is happiness, and they found it - so good on em :)

another neat thing...bloodless surgery. They aren't allowed accepting blood from anyone...science actually advanced and came up with a solution that can replace blood during trauma cases, or surgery. Doctors are normally taught to just constantly add blood..."fluid out, fluid in" - thing is the synthetic stuff that was invented due to jehova's witnesses is actually proving to be better, and less expensive. woohoo!

another neat little tidbit...Jehova's witnesses were in the camps right alongside the jews (I was raised jewish) - the only difference was...they had the ability to sign a paper renouncing their religion and be able to walk out of the camp at any time. And apparently a remarkably low number of them actually did. On one level, thats pretty cool...to be that dedicated. From my perspective...again...I think it's retarded. But seeing both sides is always nice :)

Scott McD 05-02-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 15811390)
mine were cute girls

tall black hotties

They were cute yet they were tall and black ?? :helpme

Babaganoosh 05-02-2009 09:03 AM

Around here they ride bicycles. Two of them rode up to me in the Subway parking lot a couple of weeks ago. I was in a foul mood and just wanted to get a sandwich and go home so all they got out of me was "fuck off." I admire you for feeling guilty. I honestly didn't have an ounce of guilt for telling those two retards to fuck off.

MaDalton 05-02-2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDSmontreal (Post 15811488)
I used to be really bothered by Jehova's Witnesses, and I was LIVID when my mom and sister converted over to what I considered a pretty retarded religion.

That being said, of course I love my mom and sister so I sat down and learned about it a little, because even though I thought it was stupid - I wanted to know what was going on in their lives.

A few things stuck out to me which I actually liked. Firstly, their going to people's doors - well thats an interpretation of the bible. Jesus said to go out and spread the good word, that a better place is coming blah blah blah. To me, it's stupid - BUT if you think of it from THEIR perspective...they are getting up on saturday morning, to come knock on your door to save your soul. I think thats pretty nice of em' - that they care enough about humanity and following exactly what their god says to go through all the shit they do, in order to make the world and humanity a better place (in there eyes anyway).

I still think its a big bunch of mumbo jumbo, but I can see their side of it and I'm glad that my mom and sister are more fulfilled these days - all I want for my family is happiness, and they found it - so good on em :)

another neat thing...bloodless surgery. They aren't allowed accepting blood from anyone...science actually advanced and came up with a solution that can replace blood during trauma cases, or surgery. Doctors are normally taught to just constantly add blood..."fluid out, fluid in" - thing is the synthetic stuff that was invented due to jehova's witnesses is actually proving to be better, and less expensive. woohoo!

another neat little tidbit...Jehova's witnesses were in the camps right alongside the jews (I was raised jewish) - the only difference was...they had the ability to sign a paper renouncing their religion and be able to walk out of the camp at any time. And apparently a remarkably low number of them actually did. On one level, thats pretty cool...to be that dedicated. From my perspective...again...I think it's retarded. But seeing both sides is always nice :)

did you tell them that you do adult stuff?

notime 05-02-2009 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15811504)
did you tell them that you do adult stuff?

that ALWAYS helps when you can't win with their arguments :1orglaugh
tried it once :thumbsup :winkwink:

LiveDose 05-02-2009 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15811377)



Haha Big Love baby Big Love...

Simon_Spicecash 05-02-2009 09:21 AM

Ya, they know I do adult stuff hehe - they didn't hold it against me, just tried to persuade me to do other things. Not a CHANCE hehe - I love my job ;)

Honestly I hate arguing with religious people...it ALWAYS breaks down because their points always rely on the belief in a god. Their arguments rely on my faith in the bible, or whatever holy book...which doesn't stand because I don't believe in it. It's just frustrating because their like "well judah st. bitchsticks said this in verse 32 of matthew" - and I'm like...who the FUCK is that? and WHY should I believe what he's saying?

I'm just saying - I can understand and appreciate both perspectives. And learning more about them made me less annoyed with them and understand where their coming from. But I do that with everything, and I think if everyone did that - the world would be a better place. No?

garce 05-02-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 15811390)
it must be their big drive this weekend

mine were cute girls

tall black hotties

Mine were young and Asian, dressed in their Sunday best. Looked like brother and sister.

thundergasm 05-02-2009 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 15811390)
it must be their big drive this weekend

mine were cute girls

tall black hotties

Hmmmm.......I think I see a new niche domain in that somewhere.....:thumbsup

seeandsee 05-02-2009 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15811372)
you should have told them you'll join up if they give you a threesome right now

:thumbsup:thumbsup:2 cents::1orglaugh

HorseShit 05-02-2009 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 15811529)
Haha Big Love baby Big Love...

i love that show

sortie 05-02-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 15811368)
they just came to my door...two cute girls....i was on the phone

opened the door saw what they were and shut it without saying a word

they only got a hello out before i shut it


i was in a foul mood so was good to be mean to them..lol


now i feel bad for them though...fuckers

weird how people who make you uncomfortable can turn the table on you and make you feel bad when you let them know they are making you feel awkward...or they put you in a position to feel awkward and you make them aware of it

anyway...im sure they will be ok..lol


Well good; because I was starting to think it was just me they were after. :1orglaugh

I'm think of studying some other religion and when they come I'll start preaching to
them. That will probably fix them good!

CaptainHowdy 05-02-2009 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15811377)

I'm going to hell...

John-ACWM 05-02-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 15811368)
anyway...im sure they will be ok..lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Diomed 05-02-2009 02:07 PM

Better than the fucking Mormon's who come knocking on your door sunday morning.

I mean,

nothing bothers me more than that.

Strange how they keep coming and knocking too,

because I have a door mat that simply says "LEAVE" in huge letters.


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