Let's play name that virus
 

The World Health Organization has renamed swine flu to 'H1N1'. Methinks that's not very creative.

So in an effort to put a little lipstick on that pig, suggest some better names like:

The Media Blows It Way Out Of Proportion Virus
The I'm Glad I Invested In Pharmaceutical Stock Virus
You get some unpaid time off virus
Oops we pissed off the pork farmers virus
No more weekends in Tiajuana virus

I am blown away that the students who have the day off from school are spending their extra free time at the mall and with their parents at work. Now, that should cut down on the spread of the Hinny Virus!

"Why is the government distracting us flu"