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  • KittyLix
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 2036

    #1

    How do you make yourself burp?

    seriously i can't do it on command like most people.....wtf do you do to burp besides drinking a gallon of Dr pepper?
  • Agent 488
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    • Feb 2006
    • 22511

    #2

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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      gulp in and swallow air.

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      • KittyLix
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 2036

        #4
        Originally posted by budsbabes


        omg! dad!? lol

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        • KittyLix
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 2036

          #5
          Originally posted by MDCQ
          gulp in and swallow air.

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          • Mel_TNVCash
            Registered User
            • Apr 2009
            • 32

            #6
            Originally posted by KittyLix
            omg! dad!? lol
            thus is the blue man he got this way eating silver for years......they call him papa smurf



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            • AaliyahLove
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2008
              • 2722

              #7
              I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe


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              • KittyLix
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 2036

                #8
                Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe
                yah i still can't either even googled steps on how to burp on command LOL apprently to suck air and force it out takes practice hehehehe.... heres what i found for "steps" any how

                Sit, stand straight, your lungs need to be fully extended.
                Suck air into your mouth.
                Swallow the air.
                You will be able to feel it in your throat if you do it right, at the very bottom.(try to breath in then close your windpipe or throat but keep trying to breathe in hard and some air will slip into your esophagus then swallow it.)
                Flex abs-stomach muscles to push the burp out.
                Understand that the more air you suck in, the bigger the burp. It takes practice.

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  smoke crack.

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                  • Platinumpimp
                    Logos and such.
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10214

                    #10
                    Drink a coke
                    I design logo's.

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                    • hjnet
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 3815

                      #11
                      Practice, Practice, Practice, but one you start you can't stop

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                      • Matt 26z
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 18481

                        #12
                        Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

                        Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.

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                        • 2012
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 17189

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Matt 26z
                          Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

                          Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.
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                          • KittyLix
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 2036

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Matt 26z
                            Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

                            Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.
                            LMAO this is awesome! will be using this in the near future

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                            • seeandsee
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              Originally posted by budsbabes
                              I just saw this one shit on Oprah this morning going over channels, wtf is that shit???
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                              • LoveSandra
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 10551

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fartfly

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                                • ExLust
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2008
                                  • 3223

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MDCQ
                                  gulp in and swallow air.
                                  And practice.

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                                  • Darkcrni
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                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 1704

                                    #18
                                    You dont want to know!

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                                    • Tom_PM
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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 16443

                                      #19
                                      Not sure it's something you can learn. It's a gift! lol
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                                      • brassmonkey
                                        Pay It Forward
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 77385

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by budsbabes
                                        he drank too much grape soda "you are what you eat" no really he has metal in his blood Silver and Selenium i think
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                                        • jaycontentbandit
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2008
                                          • 278

                                          #21
                                          Drink Seltzer that will get the burp going

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