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thehand 04-28-2009 08:07 AM

You are invited race in the Video Secrets 500!
 
http://www.videosecrets.com/images/c...sec500-top.jpg

Video Secrets is proud to announce that we will be sponsoring a Go-Karting event for the night before the XBiz Summer Forum, in Las Vegas.

This is not some Disneyland style kiddy ride, these are high-performance European karts are capable of 45 mph, and that's fast when you are sitting just one inch off the ground trying to navigate a 1/4-mile course!


http://www.videosecrets.com/images/c.../left-pic3.jpg

About The Event:

Tuesday, June 2nd from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m bus leaves the Hard Rock hotel at 5:15 p.m.

Buses will be going the entire night Open bar and catering will be provided

Unlimited Access to arcade games, pool tables, and the rest of the facility

Karts run up to 45 mph; races are 10 minutes long, with 10 ? 13 people racing at a time.

Cash prizes will be awarded Dress comfortably

No open toed shoes allowed To race, you must be at least 56" tall

Racing spots are limited to 180 people, but we have plenty of room for all of the other activities!

No driver's license required If you are interested in attending, please fill out the form at the URL below.



PLEASE RSVP HERE

This Event will be a part of the show?s schedule, but racing priority will go to our affiliates first. If you are not yet a Video Secrets affiliate, please sign up at www.videosecrets.com and take advantage of our fully branded white label tool and promote our live Gay, Straight and Shemale cams!

LiveDose 04-28-2009 08:15 AM

That sounds sick. 45 mph! Wow!

hjnet 04-28-2009 08:17 AM

Nice one :)

Roald 04-28-2009 08:35 AM

European karts? LOL

I would beat Jeff his ass just like I did with bowling!!! Too bad I won;t be here ;))))

fuzebox 04-28-2009 09:09 AM

Pole Position is hella fun!

I'll probably do one race and then camp out over at House Of The Dead though :1orglaugh

Yen_HerbalRevenue 04-28-2009 09:16 AM

Sounds like so much fun!!!

tiger 04-28-2009 09:26 AM

45mph in those little carts is crazy.

american pervert 04-28-2009 09:37 AM

will you shave some seconds off my time?

Porno Dan 04-28-2009 09:40 AM

Do you have to take a breathalyzer before you drive the cart.

BradM 04-28-2009 09:46 AM

Looks like an amazing time

JFK 04-28-2009 09:48 AM

Great Promo, see you there :thumbsup

JayDeeZee 04-28-2009 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15796545)
Pole Position is hella fun!

I'll probably do one race and then camp out over at House Of The Dead though :1orglaugh

Sounds like a blast!

House Of The Dead, awesome game. Have you played Overkill yet?

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 15796417)
European karts? LOL

I would beat Jeff his ass just like I did with bowling!!! Too bad I won;t be here ;))))

European karts that were hand-crafted by my Russian ancestors. They were forward thinkers.

And I would put your ass in the wall after a strategic diversion from Kagney.

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 15796627)
45mph in those little carts is crazy.

Harry Hogge: Cole, you're wandering all over the track!
Cole Trickle: Yeah, well this son of a bitch just slammed into me.
Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

thehand 04-28-2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 15796689)
Do you have to take a breathalyzer before you drive the cart.

I don't think so, but obviously you wont be able to drink at the bar until after you race. They have a wristband system set up for that. :thumbsup

fuzebox 04-28-2009 10:49 AM

That's too bad, at the gokarts here they have a bar you're supposed to wait at until it's your turn to race... We love doing rounds of shots in between racing to see how it affects our time :thumbsup

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15796936)
That's too bad, at the gokarts here they have a bar you're supposed to wait at until it's your turn to race... We love doing rounds of shots in between racing to see how it affects our time :thumbsup

There are a few things that are different in Costa Rica than in the states :winkwink:

For instance, I don't get robbed by tranny hookers here

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 12:05 PM

Chip: [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?
Ricky Bobby: Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!
Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

thehand 04-28-2009 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15796936)
That's too bad, at the gokarts here they have a bar you're supposed to wait at until it's your turn to race... We love doing rounds of shots in between racing to see how it affects our time :thumbsup


Yea that was a blast racing w/ you guys last year. These ones are allot faster though:pimp

Roald 04-28-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15796764)
European karts that were hand-crafted by my Russian ancestors. They were forward thinkers.

And I would put your ass in the wall after a strategic diversion from Kagney.

You got your own kart too? Maybe polish it a bit like your balls!!!

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 15797261)
You got your own kart too? Maybe polish it a bit like your balls!!!

I have my own pit crew as well, made up of our top cam models. It's not easy being Jeff, but someone's gotta do it ;)

baddog 04-28-2009 02:24 PM

Looking forward to it.

thehand 04-28-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15797719)
Looking forward to it.

you are on the list sir:thumbsup

munki 04-28-2009 02:34 PM

Everyone's going down!!!!

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15797761)
Everyone's going down!!!!

That's what he said...?

Meeper 04-28-2009 03:36 PM

Jeffs gunna get fuckn OWNED

XPays 04-28-2009 03:41 PM

going to be awesome- have fun :thumbsup

munki 04-28-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15797846)
That's what he said...?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_1YVFX-Oro

Redmanthatcould 04-28-2009 04:35 PM

Cole Trickle: Now can you walk, or am I gonna have to carry you?
Harry Hogge: Where to?
Cole Trickle: Victory Lane.
Harry Hogge: Walk? Hell... I'll race your ass.

Redmanthatcould 04-29-2009 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 15798002)
going to be awesome- have fun :thumbsup

Wish you could make it out, Evan :thumbsup

brassmonkey 04-29-2009 10:55 AM

damn thats going to be fun

HBKKH 04-29-2009 11:06 AM

looks like a good time

Zuzana Designs 04-29-2009 11:08 AM

Thanks for the invite VS, I wish I could attend but I'm too busy :(
And have my son in year rounnd school and I just took him out last Friday and Monday for a family vacation.. Looks like a ton of fun !! Those things look like they haul butt ..

KBoogie 04-29-2009 11:17 AM

This looks like fun! Danika...I mean I am in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :winkwink:

Redmanthatcould 04-29-2009 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15800571)
damn thats going to be fun

You should come out - we throw a pretty good party :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashca$hkris (Post 15800606)
looks like a good time

Grace us with your presence. BTW, who's the STUD that took that hot picture for you in your avatar??? :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 15800613)
Thanks for the invite VS, I wish I could attend but I'm too busy :(
And have my son in year rounnd school and I just took him out last Friday and Monday for a family vacation.. Looks like a ton of fun !! Those things look like they haul butt ..

*sadpanda* :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilAngel Kristin (Post 15800637)
This looks like fun! Danika...I mean I am in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :winkwink:

Sign up and get ready to be put in the wall!

Redmanthatcould 04-29-2009 01:53 PM

Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.
Ricky Bobby: No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.

thehand 04-29-2009 02:50 PM

http://lfm.mit.edu/blog/drewhill/fil...excellence.jpg

Ahoddie 04-29-2009 02:56 PM

I'm tingling with excitement and anticipation!!!!

Honez 04-29-2009 03:02 PM

Oh HELL yeah! Bring it!!!

CIVMatt 04-29-2009 03:12 PM

hol.lllyyyy SHIT. that.......is.........AWESOME

Rangermoore 04-29-2009 03:53 PM

It's gonna be fun....lol

CE_Ardy 04-29-2009 04:28 PM

If you ain't first, your last :)

Looking forward to this event.

Redmanthatcould 04-29-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15802060)
Oh HELL yeah! Bring it!!!

The fire suits aren't to protect the drivers from accidents, but to keep them from catching on fire as the HOT Hone Lynn walks by :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 15802096)
hol.lllyyyy SHIT. that.......is.........AWESOME

Damn skippy ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 15802240)
It's gonna be fun....lol

Bring some of your girls if they are interested :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by CE_Ardy (Post 15802409)
If you ain't first, your last :)

Looking forward to this event.

w00t! Might even feel faster than the bimmer :)

Redmanthatcould 04-29-2009 11:57 PM

A little night time bumpskee

Alyssah Simone 04-30-2009 01:24 AM

I'll be there kicking all your asses! Can't wait!!! :) :zzwhip:zzwhip:zzwhip

Redmanthatcould 04-30-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 15802038)
I'm tingling with excitement and anticipation!!!!

Now I'm tingling too!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alyssah Simone (Post 15803403)
I'll be there kicking all your asses! Can't wait!!! :) :zzwhip:zzwhip:zzwhip

Are you tingling, Alyssah?


:)

munki 04-30-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15804990)
Now I'm tingling too!!!



Are you tingling, Alyssah?


:)

tingles are naughy

Redmanthatcould 05-01-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15805017)
tingles are naughy

Nothing wrong with a little naughty :)

Honez 05-01-2009 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15802612)
The fire suits aren't to protect the drivers from accidents, but to keep them from catching on fire as the HOT Hone Lynn walks by :)

Ok, now I am tingling. :winkwink:

RyuLion 05-01-2009 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alyssah Simone (Post 15803403)
I'll be there kicking all your asses! Can't wait!!! :) :zzwhip:zzwhip:zzwhip

I miss your heels on my face..
http://www.ryulion.com/xbizawards/images/IMG_1425.JPG

:1orglaugh


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