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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-27-2009 10:02 PM

I think I just bloke my penis.
 
I don't know if it is possible but it just snapped and now it hurts like sob. What should I do?

lacuna 04-27-2009 10:08 PM

I think you mean "broke"...? :)

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-27-2009 10:12 PM

Yes. I was typing with one hand.

lacuna 04-27-2009 10:13 PM

LOL :1orglaugh

Damn... what were you doing with it at the time?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-27-2009 10:46 PM

I was taking care of my need and it snapped :(

Diomed 04-27-2009 11:02 PM

I don't know if your joking or not,

but you really can break your penis.

If you did I don't think it's a fixable condition, but I could be wrong :2 cents:

halfpint 04-27-2009 11:07 PM

Did it bend a lot before it broke ..ouch

Rangermoore 04-27-2009 11:08 PM

Sounds like a penis malfuntion...

hankphone 04-27-2009 11:09 PM

u could always kill yourself, that's what I would do

halfpint 04-27-2009 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hankphone (Post 15795410)
u could always kill yourself, that's what I would do

That avatar of yours is fucking sick

eroticsexxx 04-27-2009 11:26 PM

Man...tough break :Oh crap

Get it checked or you could be a candidate for Peyronie's disease

"Peyronie's disease is more common after injury to the penis, such as penile fracture or forceful bending of the erect penis."

lacuna 04-27-2009 11:28 PM

Oh man this is turning into a depressing thread...

SleazyDream 04-27-2009 11:30 PM

time for a sex change

Manowar 04-27-2009 11:34 PM

snapped in half? fuck

Iron Fist 04-28-2009 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 15795400)
I don't know if your joking or not

wow... i can't even comment on that comment. :helpme

sexandcash 04-28-2009 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15795547)
wow... i can't even comment on that comment. :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 04-28-2009 12:57 AM

If true, you should either be in hospital now wtih a surgeon fixing the shit up, or you can savely say your now officially better of trying to be a woman.

John-ACWM 04-28-2009 04:50 AM

:1orglaugh
Go to the hospital,really....

HorseShit 04-28-2009 05:02 AM

My cock is way too big and gets way too hard to break, my cock is so nice this could never happen to it, good luck to you though, I'm sure you'll need it

ExLust 04-28-2009 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 15795409)
Sounds like a penis malfuntion...

:Oh crap:Oh crap

Sarah_Jayne 04-28-2009 07:01 AM

bloking your penis may just qualify as gay

mikeyddddd 04-28-2009 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 15795291)
I think I just bloke my penis.


SonOfaBeach 04-28-2009 07:28 AM

Just snap it back in the other direction...

hjnet 04-28-2009 07:51 AM

Evolution 1, Samir 0

C-Luv 04-28-2009 07:56 AM

That doesn't sound very good : (

Neon Dollars Daniel 04-28-2009 08:09 AM

You will need some internal stitches and stuff... should be fun :winkwink:

seeandsee 04-28-2009 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 15795299)
Yes. I was typing with one hand.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

qxm 04-28-2009 08:18 AM

It is times like this when crazy glue comes in handy :)

UFGators2007 04-28-2009 08:47 AM

Whatever you do...do not...I repeat...do not go to see a doctor about it. Nothing good will come from that. You should spend the day surfing the web for articles that come close to your problem and use their solutions, no matter how wrong they may be. :2 cents:


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