What is YOUR Murphy's law?
 

Without failure my phone will ring when I get up from my desk. Doesn't matter what time of day it is or what time I started work... If I get up to refill my coffee or head to the bathroom or whatever, by the time I get back to my desk there's a VM waiting.

Every time I manually test my tracking software the delay on reporting goes up and up and up and I have to wait 10 mins or more (usually only 1 min)

When I switch lines at the store and then it takes twice as ling because the customer in front of me is using coupons and writing a check :mad:
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If I leave my car out of the garage it will snow or rain.

Whenever I get up and running early for leaving for work something stupid always happens that I end up being late.

If someone non-technical uses the phrase "It should be easy" in regard to anything technical.

Trying to reply in a

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in a LAJ thread

"i got a car wash yesterday when it was sunny and 90 degrees outside and today it's raining."

never fails in LA! :disgust

The simpler something looks the more complicated the underlying process/back story.

Without fail whenever something needs to be fixed at my house.........no matter how freaking simple it is, I'll hire someone and the first thing they say is........."hmmm......never seen that happen before".

Jesus - I should just have that phrase trademarked and printed on a T-shirt.

Pisses me off just writing about it!

Yep the same here :)

if i check highway traffic from the balcony before i go somewhere and the coast looks clear, when i get downstairs and hit the pavement there will be bumper to bumper traffic jams.

" If something Can go wrong, It will " I am Murphy.

same with car wash. For instance if my car gets dirty one day - I am lazy to wash it for a week and drive it dirty. When I get time to wash it next day it start raining ... and next week or so there is no rain again lol