Phone answering
 

there will be none tonight... STOP FUCKING CALLING!!!!

then get on ICQ! :)

Hey Amp, why don't you just unplug it? Thats what I do when I don't wanna answer the phone. The machine pics up any messages and then I screen through them when I'm ready to talk to the world again.


Just a thought to hopefully help your night to be a bit quieter. :)

P.S. Have you moved into that new house yet? It looked really lovely.

Sorry, that was me calling. I wanted to know if you wanted to share a pizza.

ROFL you are a bad bad man! "lighting another one up"

that was the mafia calling. snow put a hit out and they needed directions. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuck, now i'm hungry, where am i going to get food at 5:50 am!

I've often wondered that when blind drunk. Last time I think was when I came up with the recipe for "Spagetti alla cold custard".

Needless to say, the technicolor yawn a few minutes later was very interesting...

and yellow.

:helpme

umm ewww