New scientific gfy research determines if your a loser
 

According to the recent study made on a various number of the following
participating patients here on GFY ($fakenicks, $trolls, $jealous_coders, $asshats, $surfers, $wannabes, $failures, $scammers) The following research outcome has been concluded and the results are as follows..

THE GFY EPIC FAILURE ALGORITHM
if ($cocky==1 && $joindate>2002) { $epic_failure = 1; }


The study of the success algorithm still in phase 3 clinical trials and is scheduled for release soon and top analysts are specifying huge benefits to success come from
operating inside massive tube like scenarios.

I think I won this one last month already,

else if goto: gfy