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Jman 04-22-2009 04:01 PM

FACT: Montreal is the best city in the world!!!!
 
Well that is if you are into HOT chicks :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Easton 04-22-2009 04:03 PM

i don't miss the weather, i'll say that much! LOL

Domain Diva 04-22-2009 04:03 PM

Montreal is cool for everything and more ! :thumbsup :winkwink:

oppps Not the winter weather ! but summer rocks !!!!!!

CherryLipsRosa 04-22-2009 04:04 PM

I totally agree with you and it is a great place to live in snow or not :)

Jman 04-22-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton (Post 15777122)
i don't miss the weather, i'll say that much! LOL

Even if you leave for 3-4 months a year they will STILL have the hottest chicks :thumbsup

Si 04-22-2009 04:13 PM

I agree with you there.

Only thing I didn't like about montreal was the confused "french" people.

They ain't french, and they don't speak real french.

I started speaking french to someone in a bar and they couldn't understand me! :mad:

Other than that, excellent city :thumbsup

And BTW i'd say all of canada has hot girls.....

Evil-Dan 04-22-2009 04:13 PM

OK - let me address the haters issues 1st about Montreal, b4 they come on this thread and start bitching

1. Taxes are high in Montreal

Answer: if you earn real money you can afford a real accountant and without breaking the law you will do just fine

2. The weather sucks

Answer: As opposed to being in places where they have hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, major crime, no culture, no health coverage yadda yadda. At least in Montreal you can ski or snow board your brains out, and then make love in front of your fire place all night long during winter. And I have seen Montreal in summer, and its WAAAAY better than most other cities Ive been too.

3. Who speaks French anyways?

Answer - you don't you loser. Speaking as many languages as possible is a gift not a chore

Do I think your right Mr. JF on the girls of Montreal?

Hell yes they are the sexiest woman on the planet. I even married one because she was the hottest thing on two legs I had ever seen

Montreal Rox ya Sox off - literally!

Jman 04-22-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil-Dan (Post 15777213)
OK - let me address the haters issues 1st about Montreal, b4 they come on this thread and start bitching

1. Taxes are high in Montreal

Answer: if you earn real money you can afford a real accountant and without breaking the law you will do just fine

2. The weather sucks

Answer: As opposed to being in places where they have hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, major crime, no culture, no health coverage yadda yadda. At least in Montreal you can ski or snow board your brains out, and then make love in front of your fire place all night long during winter. And I have seen Montreal in summer, and its WAAAAY better than most other cities Ive been too.

3. Who speaks French anyways?

Answer - you don't you loser. Speaking as many languages as possible is a gift not a chore

Do I think your right Mr. JF on the girls of Montreal?

Hell yes they are the sexiest woman on the planet. I even married one because she was the hottest thing on two legs I had ever seen

Montreal Rox ya Sox off - literally!

Agreed on #1 :thumbsup

about #2 : After all these winters I am immune so all good

#3 : You are right, i need to learn signe language

#4 : I agree with myself as well :thumbsup

mozadek 04-22-2009 04:23 PM

Los Angeles is the best city in the world.

D Ghost 04-22-2009 04:23 PM

I liked Toronto, need to get up to Montreal though!

TyroneGoldberg 04-22-2009 06:15 PM

i agree. if i lived there, i would be a happy man.

lulu36 04-22-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil-Dan (Post 15777213)
OK - let me address the haters issues 1st about Montreal, b4 they come on this thread and start bitching

1. Taxes are high in Montreal

Answer: if you earn real money you can afford a real accountant and without breaking the law you will do just fine

2. The weather sucks

Answer: As opposed to being in places where they have hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, major crime, no culture, no health coverage yadda yadda. At least in Montreal you can ski or snow board your brains out, and then make love in front of your fire place all night long during winter. And I have seen Montreal in summer, and its WAAAAY better than most other cities Ive been too.

3. Who speaks French anyways?

Answer - you don't you loser. Speaking as many languages as possible is a gift not a chore

Do I think your right Mr. JF on the girls of Montreal?

Hell yes they are the sexiest woman on the planet. I even married one because she was the hottest thing on two legs I had ever seen

Montreal Rox ya Sox off - literally!

3. LOL

Yup its a great city. Been here 11 years. I hate the Winter though. But if you can get away a couple months of the year, its a pretty amazing set up.

And thanks ;) the women are sexy here.

LiveDose 04-22-2009 06:53 PM

Well let's see some fucking pics of these sexy women already.

cykoe6 04-22-2009 06:58 PM

What I mostly recall about Montreal from my visit there was the almost unbelievable amount of panhandlers and how hostile they would become if you did not understand French. They seemed downright offended to take change from someone who did not speak French.

Si 04-22-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 15778136)
What I mostly recall about Montreal from my visit there was the almost unbelievable amount of panhandlers and how hostile they would become if you did not understand French. They seemed downright offended to take change from someone who did not speak French.

I wouldn't mind if they were actually french and spoke the language properly!

directfiesta 04-22-2009 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 15778136)
They seemed downright offended to take change from someone who did not speak French.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
sure they didn't take the :2 cents: from a douche like you ...

directfiesta 04-22-2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15778147)
I wouldn't mind if they were actually french and spoke the language properly!

... like americans speak english properly ????


Wake up, Quebecers are not FRENCH, no more then Americans are ENGLISH .... :warning

quantum-x 04-22-2009 07:17 PM

It's fine, except for the quebecois ;)

cykoe6 04-22-2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 15778173)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
sure they didn't take the :2 cents: from a douche like you ...

I didn't mean to offend you. There is nothing wrong with panhandling. I am sure in your case it is just you living up to the family tradition.

Si 04-22-2009 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 15778178)
... like americans speak english properly ????


Wake up, Quebecers are not FRENCH, no more then Americans are ENGLISH .... :warning

Atleast americans know what good bye means.

I Said aurevoir to someone in montreal and they looked at me like they didn't know which language I was speaking.

Atleast american english is the same as the english language but sometimes spoken with different accents and spelt differently.

The "french" people in canada don't even know basic french words and have to replace them with english one's....

directfiesta 04-22-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15778203)
Atleast americans know what good bye means.

I Said aurevoir to someone in montreal and they looked at me like they didn't know which language I was speaking.

Atleast american english is the same as the english language but sometimes spoken with different accents and spelt differently.

The "french" people in canada don't even know basic french words and have to replace them with english one's....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tu me causeras le WEEKEND prochain après que je sois sorti du PARKING avec mes BASKETS ....

As for American, have a nice time in Alabama, Mississipi, Georgia, Idaho and so on ....

But it is OK, stereotyping is easy for the mentally challenged !

B O B 04-22-2009 08:10 PM

http://www.fleetfeetsyracuse.com/ima...gemontHigh.jpg

"Everywhere your at is the best place to be"

Vox 04-22-2009 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 15777301)
I liked Toronto, need to get up to Montreal though!

Fuck you, we don't want you here.

Si 04-22-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 15778241)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tu me causeras le WEEKEND prochain après que je sois sorti du PARKING avec mes BASKETS ....

As for American, have a nice time in Alabama, Mississipi, Georgia, Idaho and so on ....

But it is OK, stereotyping is easy for the mentally challenged !

Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez?

Comprend bien, tu parles à un con

Va t'empaler encule

Spunky 04-22-2009 08:44 PM

Too bad they don't have a hockey team that can win ;)

WarChild 04-22-2009 08:47 PM

Montreal would be a lot nicer if it wasn't full of so called "French Canadians". They're just dirty, worthless parasites really.

Si 04-22-2009 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15778405)
Too bad they don't have a hockey team that can win ;)



Did they lose again tonight?

WarChild 04-22-2009 08:54 PM

Quebec is once again in good company for Federal "Equalization" Payments for 2007-2008. The "have not" provinces being NL, PE, NS, NB, QC, MB and SK.

The population living in the civilized parts of the country Ontario, BC, Alberta and New Brunswick sure appreciate having part of our federal tax payments going to equalize a bunch of lazy worthless dirty French. :thumbsup

Si 04-22-2009 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15778432)
Quebec is once again in good company for Federal "Equalization" Payments for 2007-2008. The "have not" provinces being NL, PE, NS, NB, QC, MB and SK.

The population living in the civilized parts of the country Ontario, BC, Alberta and New Brunswick sure appreciate having part of our federal tax payments going to equalize a bunch of lazy worthless dirty French. :thumbsup

huh?

the have not provinces: NL, PE, NS, NB, QC, MB and SK.

The civilized parts of the country: Ontario, BC, Alberta and New Brunswick

so NB is a bit of both? is that because its "bi-lingual"?

:1orglaugh

WarChild 04-22-2009 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15778458)
huh?

the have not provinces: NL, PE, NS, NB, QC, MB and SK.

The civilized parts of the country: Ontario, BC, Alberta and New Brunswick

so NB is a bit of both? is that because its "bi-lingual"?

:1orglaugh

Err you're right, they're part of the failure crowd too. My mistake.

Spunky 04-22-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15778419)
Did they lose again tonight?

Yep Boston won the series

directfiesta 04-22-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15778465)
Err you're right, they're part of the failure crowd too. My mistake.

Why should you care ... aren't you in Costa-Rica ,,,, :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Only three provinces — Alberta, B.C. and Ontario — are considered wealthy enough not to require equalization. But all, except for Ontario, have received it in the past.
We payed for Alberta for half a century from Railroad to growing grain sold to Russia & China at half production cost ...
And we will pay again once the cleanup will have to be done in that ecological disaster area.

WarChild 04-22-2009 09:21 PM

Only two good things have ever come from Quebec. Those are maple syrup and GSP.

In fairness, the province is beautiful, it's really just the people that are the problem. Quebec is basically the Africa of Canada. Doesn't matter how much you try to help them out, they just don't get it.

Diezel Jim 04-22-2009 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15777299)
Los Angeles is the best city in the world.

Not gonna argue.
:cool-smil

Rochard 04-22-2009 09:31 PM

Your on fucking crack. Canadians are white.

To date the best looking women I've seen are in the Phoenix, Arizona, area. I no longer live in Arizona but the moment I got there for Phoenix Forum I was like "whoa". Not to mention they all wear short shorts and tiny tops.

francis_red 04-23-2009 02:21 AM

Rome is the best city in the world. It's Eternal!:)

uno 04-23-2009 02:33 AM

All you people are delusional. I've been to countless cities around the world and NYC still takes the cake as the best city. After that, its Prague.

quantum-x 04-23-2009 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15778387)
Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez?

Comprend bien, tu parles à un con

Va t'empaler encule

Better get your conjugation sorted out there ;)

quantum-x 04-23-2009 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 15779122)
All you people are delusional. I've been to countless cities around the world and NYC still takes the cake as the best city. After that, its Prague.

NYC city is fairly high up there. Can't wait to get back.
Hong Kong tops my charts as well.
Paris isn't terrible either :P

uno 04-23-2009 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15779239)
NYC city is fairly high up there. Can't wait to get back.
Hong Kong tops my charts as well.
Paris isn't terrible either :P

Paris is pretty great, if only they would fix their dogshit on every sidewalk problem.

I've never been to HK but I've heard great things.

Next time you are in NYC you better let me know bish!

Si 04-23-2009 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15779229)
Better get your conjugation sorted out there ;)

:1orglaugh

It was close enough :winkwink:

Joe BrainCash 04-23-2009 06:03 AM

Montreal rocks!

French factor is a plus, especially from people from out of town. It brings an exotic touch...

Woman are stunning hot.

People are nice. It's a safe city ( I think we had like 33 murders last years ).

People are open minded to other cultures.

This is for Americans ( and Western Canadians) : French will always be nice to you and treat you with respect, especially in stores and restaurants. Unfortunately, it's possible you run into an asshole but it's an exception because like everywhere else, there's always a low % of low life losers.

If I go to the US and have a bad experience in a restaurant, does this make every americans assholes?

quantum-x 04-23-2009 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 15779249)
Paris is pretty great, if only they would fix their dogshit on every sidewalk problem.

I've never been to HK but I've heard great things.

Next time you are in NYC you better let me know bish!

lol, so you can run be in mexico? :P

stever 04-23-2009 06:44 AM

i agree. this thread delivers :thumbsup

MetaMan 04-23-2009 07:04 AM

FACT i will be there may 30, all the french fags can kiss my fuckin ass, i am going to bang all your women while your short dick french fags wonder why they r going after a REAL MAN

Azoy? 04-23-2009 07:36 AM

ostie the number one reason to live in Montreal is................................


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._au_Quebec.jpg


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And it is true, the ladies are very good looking. It comes from the European back round and mix of heritages all in one place if you ask me.
Sacrament elles sont très belles :thumbsup

vidvicious 04-23-2009 07:41 AM

ou all forgot the most interesting aspect about montreal that brings it ahead of most cities (eastern european block excluded) .. Montreal's Escort Industry .. cheap and hot women 24/7 delivered right to your door .. premium prices start at 80 an hour for full service ....

Bryan G 04-23-2009 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15778556)
Your on fucking crack. Canadians are white.

To date the best looking women I've seen are in the Phoenix, Arizona, area. I no longer live in Arizona but the moment I got there for Phoenix Forum I was like "whoa". Not to mention they all wear short shorts and tiny tops.

Yes because you know everything right? Have you ever been to Montreal? Ive been to both Montreal and Phoenix and both have equally as hot women.

Jman 04-23-2009 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15778516)
Only two good things have ever come from Quebec. Those are maple syrup and GSP.

In fairness, the province is beautiful, it's really just the people that are the problem. Quebec is basically the Africa of Canada. Doesn't matter how much you try to help them out, they just don't get it.

Some french kid seriously kicked your ass Eh?

Jman 04-23-2009 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15779706)
FACT i will be there may 30, all the french fags can kiss my fuckin ass, i am going to bang all your women while your short dick french fags wonder why they r going after a REAL MAN

You better hit me up dude :thumbsup


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