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Fucksakes 04-21-2009 01:08 PM

Any magic thing that can make you last forever in bed?
 
I am not perfect.. I have my bad days at performance.. I am wondering if there is any kinda pill to make a person last forever. I want to fuck for hours.

viagra helps with ppl who can't get hard.. that is not my problem whatsoever.

Carmine Raguso 04-21-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15769365)
I am not perfect.. I have my bad days at performance.. I am wondering if there is any kinda pill to make a person last forever. I want to fuck for hours.

viagra helps with ppl who can't get hard.. that is not my problem whatsoever.

Duct tape a picture of your mother onto his lower back and stare at it while fucking.

Fucksakes 04-21-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 15769370)
Duct tape a picture of your mother onto her lower back and stare at it while fucking.

I still want to enjoy it lol

Carmine Raguso 04-21-2009 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15769375)
I still want to enjoy it lol

Submerge your dick in a small tub of bengay... the benzocaine will probably numb it enough to gibe a you a few extra minutes

Manowar 04-21-2009 01:29 PM

OD on Viagra

_Richard_ 04-21-2009 01:43 PM

someone once said the first time is man time, the second is for the woman ;)

grumpy 04-21-2009 01:47 PM

Good X and you are ready for 12 hours ( or longer if you are in very good shape )

the.drunk 04-21-2009 01:50 PM

self control

stickyfingerz 04-21-2009 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 15769635)
Good X and you are ready for 12 hours ( or longer if you are in very good shape )

Good X plus cialis. :winkwink: The trick is to get over the hump. With me once I hold back and don't cum the first time I want to I can go as long as I want then.

nation-x 04-21-2009 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by the.drunk (Post 15769677)
self control

:2 cents:

The only time I ever have a problem is if I am drunk and it's hot.

Ozarkz 04-21-2009 01:56 PM

A combination of Meth, Aderall and Viagara or Cialis

You may die, But you'll die happy.

Farang 04-21-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 15769635)
Good X and you are ready for 12 hours ( or longer if you are in very good shape )

X high doesn't last 12 hours?

Ozarkz 04-21-2009 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AAK (Post 15769947)
X high doesn't last 12 hours?

Fuck no.. And it also isn't good for keeping a hard on or good for going a long time.. you'll either have a soft dick or bust too quick..

You want a constant supply of meth and mdma and viagara or cialis. Meth and mdma will keep you awake and focused and the viagara will keep you hard. But you're heart isn't going to know what's going on.

TheDoc 04-21-2009 02:26 PM

Don't fuck like a jack rabbit on crack?

Farang 04-21-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15769960)
Fuck no.. And it also isn't good for keeping a hard on or good for going a long time.. you'll either have a soft dick or bust too quick..

You want a constant supply of meth and mdma and viagara or cialis. Meth and mdma will keep you awake and focused and the viagara will keep you hard. But you're heart isn't going to know what's going on.

Sounds good :1orglaugh

Sosa 04-21-2009 03:12 PM

Drunk sex, you'll last forever

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DrChango 04-21-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15769689)
Good X plus cialis. :winkwink: The trick is to get over the hump. With me once I hold back and don't cum the first time I want to I can go as long as I want then.

yep, so it's just that bit of self-control at the beginning and then you're good to go

JP-pornshooter 04-21-2009 03:27 PM

ok here i am giving away the secret of the black man...
its called Jamaican black stone, is really some sort of tree sap.
rub in on yer ding dong and suppose to make you last hours..
believe you can find it on ebay of all places..
i have not yet had a chance to test this stuff..

EuroRevenueUSA 04-21-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 15769370)
Duct tape a picture of your mother onto his lower back and stare at it while fucking.

LOL.... i was so going to say that :thumbsup

Blazed 04-21-2009 03:34 PM

Bash one out a little while before you have sex.

papagmp 04-21-2009 03:36 PM

Get laid more than once every six months.........

I actually had a guy playing the brother on Bring Me Your Sister - after the shoot he pulled me aside and asked me how the hell I lasted so long. I told him I think about my sister - stupid fuck thought I was serious...........

But - if you have an ugly sister, it might work.

Of course - if you have a hot sister - keep her away from me. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 04-21-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15769365)
I am not perfect.. I have my bad days at performance.. I am wondering if there is any kinda pill to make a person last forever. I want to fuck for hours.

viagra helps with ppl who can't get hard.. that is not my problem whatsoever.

no problems, bring in the stunt cock :thumbsup

HorseShit 04-21-2009 03:40 PM

He must have told you he's leaving soon or this thread wouldn't exist

jakethedog 04-21-2009 03:46 PM

One word .. "Caverject" or as my buddies call it .. prick-a-dick

http://www.caverject.com/AboutCI.aspx

You can pop as many times as you have goo ... you can go to your own mothers funeral and hang you coat on your own dick ..

This is not for the faint of heart but there is NOTHING on earth better .. more effective and more reliable than this .. I have personally used it for shoots where I have multiple partners with multiple pops .. it takes any worry about getting staying and performing away absolutely .. More guys are using it in this biz than you would ever believe ..

mynameisjim 04-21-2009 03:53 PM

I doubt anything will allow you to fuck for "hours" and I'm not sure many girls would wait hours for you to cum anyway.

MaDalton 04-21-2009 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 15770543)
One word .. "Caverject" or as my buddies call it .. prick-a-dick

http://www.caverject.com/AboutCI.aspx

You can pop as many times as you have goo ... you can go to your own mothers funeral and hang you coat on your own dick ..

This is not for the faint of heart but there is NOTHING on earth better .. more effective and more reliable than this .. I have personally used it for shoots where I have multiple partners with multiple pops .. it takes any worry about getting staying and performing away absolutely .. More guys are using it in this biz than you would ever believe ..

yeah, unfortunately things like this are used. take this over a couple of years and then say goodbye to ever having sex without it. unless you have a medical condition this is a bullshit advice - sorry to say so. i have a couple of guys over here who cant get it up anymore without injection

if you have a problem with coming too quick use desensitizing condoms - they have a little benzocain on the inside that makes your dick numb.

:2 cents:

mynameisjim 04-21-2009 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15770621)

if you have a problem with coming too quick use desensitizing condoms - they have a little benzocain on the inside that makes your dick numb.

:2 cents:

Damn, I've been using those inside out, no wonder the girls aren't getting off.

vidvicious 04-21-2009 04:09 PM

mdma with GHB ...that will keep you going a long ass time.. and damn your head will spin more then your cock ... last time i treyed this was with 3 girls for good 8 hours of a solid sex romp .. you will pass out eventually mind you .. but your cock will stay hard .. LOL

if the problem is you cum too quick go by your local sex shop and pick up a de-sensoriser .. it's a little spay, 6 - 12 sprays will numb out your sensitive cock head ...

other then that practice jerkin it without letting yourself cum

bbobby86 04-21-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15769365)
I am not perfect.. I have my bad days at performance.. I am wondering if there is any kinda pill to make a person last forever. I want to fuck for hours.

viagra helps with ppl who can't get hard.. that is not my problem whatsoever.

i want also to f... for hours... :winkwink::thumbsup

papagmp 04-21-2009 04:12 PM

Take a look at this - it'll keep you from cumming for weeks

What I Look At When I Don't Want To Cum - Or Keep My Lunch Down.......

Diezel Jim 04-21-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 15770390)
ok here i am giving away the secret of the black man...
its called Jamaican black stone, is really some sort of tree sap.
rub in on yer ding dong and suppose to make you last hours..
believe you can find it on ebay of all places..
i have not yet had a chance to test this stuff..

WTF? LMAO.
:1orglaugh:laughing-

mineistaken 04-21-2009 04:26 PM

enjoy it as much as it last, at least thats what I do :)

MaDalton 04-21-2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15770662)
Damn, I've been using those inside out, no wonder the girls aren't getting off.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 04-21-2009 04:39 PM

when i would smoke weed and then have sex directly afterwards i could last forever. though eventually the dick gets kind of numb so its hard to cum at all. doesn't seem to work for me anymore.

SexualDragon 04-21-2009 04:41 PM

Find the fountain of youth and stay in there until you have a body of a 16 yo.

TDF 04-21-2009 04:42 PM

having a hot significant other can help

collegeboobies 04-21-2009 04:42 PM

an ugly chick

The Heron 04-21-2009 04:54 PM

Seems like a waste of energy, get me off quick so I can fall asleep!

bhutocracy 04-21-2009 04:57 PM

Seriously.. fuck all this stupid shit.. I kinda don't get why people don't realise the obvious... pain killers. You know.. the stuff specifically designed to stop the transmissions of sense signals to the brain?.. Cheap as chips and available anywhere... no secret voodoo. I get headaches and take codeine tablets somewhat regularly, after getting some action one day and being completely unable to blow I eventually realised it was because I took two codeine tablets earlier.. Now I make sure I don't take any If i'm reasonably sure I might get some action later on. The stuff I take over the counter is like your Tylenol 3 though. Also I assume you've got pain killer gel there that you're supposed to rub into sore muscles... It's not rocket science.

SpicyM 04-21-2009 05:11 PM

I keep reading that SSRI Antidepressants are effective for this but you need to visit a doctor probably

ZeroHero 04-21-2009 05:17 PM

OPIATES :thumbsup

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SpicyM 04-21-2009 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy (Post 15770982)
Seriously.. fuck all this stupid shit.. I kinda don't get why people don't realise the obvious... pain killers. You know.. the stuff specifically designed to stop the transmissions of sense signals to the brain?.. Cheap as chips and available anywhere... no secret voodoo. I get headaches and take codeine tablets somewhat regularly, after getting some action one day and being completely unable to blow I eventually realised it was because I took two codeine tablets earlier.. Now I make sure I don't take any If i'm reasonably sure I might get some action later on. The stuff I take over the counter is like your Tylenol 3 though. Also I assume you've got pain killer gel there that you're supposed to rub into sore muscles... It's not rocket science.

The question is.. where can I buy it and have it sent over to EU? NO indian pharmacies please :winkwink:

bhutocracy 04-21-2009 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 15771151)
The question is.. where can I buy it and have it sent over to EU? NO indian pharmacies please :winkwink:

You should be able to get it at the local pharmacy.. they're just strong headache tablets.

SpicyM 04-21-2009 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy (Post 15771156)
You should be able to get it at the local pharmacy.. they're just strong headache tablets.


I am searching for "codeine" in a local drug register and cant find a single mention about it.. it has probably a different name in EU.

SpicyM 04-21-2009 06:15 PM

I found it.. but its prescription only, shit

Manowar 04-21-2009 06:17 PM

oh yeah and coke makes you superman ;)

nosey 04-21-2009 06:23 PM

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yeuD 04-21-2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15770580)
I doubt anything will allow you to fuck for "hours" and I'm not sure many girls would wait hours for you to cum anyway.

Remember when Dave Chappell did that "wrap it up sign"
that was some funny shit:1orglaugh


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