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CarlosTheGaucho 04-16-2009 06:44 AM

Worst job in adult?
 
Not meaning stunt cocks that are way too recognizable in public even with their clothes on, or girls getting gang raped in front of the cam and not enjoying it.

A rep for a billing company (that doesn't belong to say one of the top three top four established companies) must be way up there.

There are several, that won't take no for an answer, and even I specifically told them NO many times, they're still trying to set up meetings at shows, set up phone calls, sending contracts for years etc.

I mean, ever since there was online adult and many lost payments due to a "convenient" biller going under, billing is the most sensible part of your business.

Soft selling should be in place more than anything else I would suppose - NOT!

I know you have to make a living somehow, but this must be the most masochistic job in the world!

HorseShit 04-16-2009 06:47 AM

Any job where you are working for someone is the worst.

CurrentlySober 04-16-2009 06:51 AM

What about the guy on GFY who is paid to post 'I like poo..' in every thread?

Fuck knows who he is.. But as jobs go... Thats pretty demeaning... :2 cents:

tranza 04-16-2009 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15750630)
Any job where you are working for someone is the worst.

Exactly.

:)

AssPirate 04-16-2009 07:00 AM

the worst job is writing descriptions for poo and bestiality galleries.

rowan 04-16-2009 07:10 AM

Janitor at a studio cranking out hardcore vids.

cherrylula 04-16-2009 07:21 AM

changing out the pee cam buckets...

sexandcash 04-16-2009 07:22 AM

fluff boy or the guy who cleans up after the porn shooting madness

JamesK 04-16-2009 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 15750681)
Janitor at a studio cranking out scat & bukkake vids.

fixed :)

Manowar 04-16-2009 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15750717)
fixed :)

that would just be rough

Boinkers 04-16-2009 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15750713)
fluff boy or the guy who cleans up after the porn shooting madness

/vote

That would be a horrible job

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-16-2009 07:44 AM

Sig whore...

CaptainHowdy 04-16-2009 07:44 AM

Is not a matter of wich is the worst job but who is the worst employer...

sexandcash 04-16-2009 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boinkers (Post 15750769)
/vote

That would be a horrible job

I knew someone who got a job as a jizz mopper at an adult store.

His job was to clean the wack off booths-booths where you watch videos and give yourself your own "happy ending"

. I think the job was advertised for $10 an hour (considered to be a prime choice a few years back for the uneducated layman) He didn't even last one shift. He walked out, never came back and never asked for his few hours of earnings.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

THAT is a fucking awful job.....

the.drunk 04-16-2009 08:15 AM

gfy poster

quantum-x 04-16-2009 08:36 AM

Adult's worst must easily be in Epoch Compliance.
Apart from the weird and fucked up shit they no doubt get through, they have to go over the source code, the text, click every link, every image, etc, etc multiple times over, with a fine tooth comb.

Every time I submit a site to paycom, I think about how shit it must be for them.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-16-2009 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15750944)
Adult's worst must easily be in Epoch Compliance.
Apart from the weird and fucked up shit they no doubt get through, they have to go over the source code, the text, click every link, every image, etc, etc multiple times over, with a fine tooth comb.

Every time I submit a site to paycom, I think about how shit it must be for them.

Yeah, the whole process of compliance would interest me too

A lot of the links / code validation / tech work can be more or less automated

I doubt they can automate the content rating process though..

quantum-x 04-16-2009 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15750957)
Yeah, the whole process of compliance would interest me too

A lot of the links / code validation / tech work can be more or less automated

I doubt they can automate the content rating process though..

Those guys don't miss a beat though.. misspelled words, etc etc. They go through your MA and check everything promised on the join is in the MA.

It must be a soul sucking job.

Sid70 04-16-2009 08:47 AM

if you like your janitor job you can still be happy, so, it depends on your likes.

JFK 04-16-2009 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15750832)
I knew someone who got a job as a jizz mopper at an adult store.

His job was to clean the wack off booths-booths where you watch videos and give yourself your own "happy ending"

. I think the job was advertised for $10 an hour (considered to be a prime choice a few years back for the uneducated layman) He didn't even last one shift. He walked out, never came back and never asked for his few hours of earnings.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

THAT is a fucking awful job.....

:1orglaugh Jizz Mopper, that was my choice as well:helpme

SykkBoy 04-16-2009 09:38 AM

Post Production Clean up boy at a bestiality video production company...

leroytrolley 04-16-2009 09:41 AM

sofa wiper

Boinkers 04-16-2009 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15750832)
I knew someone who got a job as a jizz mopper at an adult store.

His job was to clean the wack off booths-booths where you watch videos and give yourself your own "happy ending"

. I think the job was advertised for $10 an hour (considered to be a prime choice a few years back for the uneducated layman) He didn't even last one shift. He walked out, never came back and never asked for his few hours of earnings.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

THAT is a fucking awful job.....

I had a friend that did that while in college. But he talked the owner of the store into paying like $18/hour because the place was always busy (downtown Vancouver) and nobody else would take the job. Still...that's pretty nasty.

Yen_HerbalRevenue 04-16-2009 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15750832)
I knew someone who got a job as a jizz mopper at an adult store.

His job was to clean the wack off booths-booths where you watch videos and give yourself your own "happy ending"

. I think the job was advertised for $10 an hour (considered to be a prime choice a few years back for the uneducated layman) He didn't even last one shift. He walked out, never came back and never asked for his few hours of earnings.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

THAT is a fucking awful job.....

I could never do that job... that's pretty sick shit.

lulu36 04-16-2009 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue (Post 15751184)
I could never do that job... that's pretty sick shit.

Originally Posted by rowan : Janitor at a studio cranking out scat & bukkake vids.

nasty and nastier.

i love my job.

Manowar 04-16-2009 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boinkers (Post 15751179)
I had a friend that did that while in college. But he talked the owner of the store into paying like $18/hour because the place was always busy (downtown Vancouver) and nobody else would take the job. Still...that's pretty nasty.

:Oh crap:Oh crap

missipissi 04-16-2009 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15750791)
Is not a matter of wich is the worst job but who is the worst employer...

:thumbsup In any industry

biskoppen 04-16-2009 10:09 AM

Being a straight fluffer at a gay gang bang

martinsc 04-16-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15750832)
I knew someone who got a job as a jizz mopper at an adult store.

His job was to clean the wack off booths-booths where you watch videos and give yourself your own "happy ending"

. I think the job was advertised for $10 an hour (considered to be a prime choice a few years back for the uneducated layman) He didn't even last one shift. He walked out, never came back and never asked for his few hours of earnings.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

THAT is a fucking awful job.....

omg.... :Oh crap:helpme

Boinkers 04-16-2009 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 15751294)
Being a straight fluffer at a gay gang bang

Hmmm....yeah I could see that being unpleasant lol, course if you're dumb enough to get yourself into that position then you derseve what you get. Still think cleanup duty is worse though.

96ukssob 04-16-2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15750622)
Not meaning stunt cocks that are way too recognizable in public even with their clothes on, or girls getting gang raped in front of the cam and not enjoying it.

A rep for a billing company (that doesn't belong to say one of the top three top four established companies) must be way up there.

There are several, that won't take no for an answer, and even I specifically told them NO many times, they're still trying to set up meetings at shows, set up phone calls, sending contracts for years etc.

I mean, ever since there was online adult and many lost payments due to a "convenient" biller going under, billing is the most sensible part of your business.

Soft selling should be in place more than anything else I would suppose - NOT!

I know you have to make a living somehow, but this must be the most masochistic job in the world!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh why dont you just use them for free lunches and drinks? thats what I do and they will leave you alone faster if they feel you are using them rather than interested in their business

blonda80 04-16-2009 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 15750630)
Any job where you are working for someone is the worst.

i don`t agree with you on this one

notoldschool 04-16-2009 10:58 AM

Program Owner.

american pervert 04-16-2009 11:48 AM

i think being a pa on a porn set sucks.. cleaning up jizz and washing dildos clean... not fun

LiveDose 04-16-2009 11:53 AM

The sheet changer.

who 04-16-2009 11:55 AM

Michael O's job.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-17-2009 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15751369)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh why dont you just use them for free lunches and drinks? thats what I do and they will leave you alone faster if they feel you are using them rather than interested in their business

:thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 04-17-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 15751165)
Post Production Clean up boy at a bestiality video production company...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Davy 04-17-2009 10:15 AM

The guy holding the microphone has a shitty job, too. He always needs to focus on the mic.

candyflip 04-17-2009 10:21 AM

It's gotta be the Jizzmopper. Doesn't matter where he's doing it if that's what he's doing.

notime 04-17-2009 12:09 PM

gfy mods have to read everything everybody writes...
Kudos to the mods

2012 04-17-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15750832)
jizz mopper

we have a winner :2 cents:

Manowar 04-17-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 15755589)
gfy mods have to read everything everybody writes...
Kudos to the mods

with the amount of shit that gets through, maybe not EVERYTHING

notime 04-17-2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 15755656)
with the amount of shit that gets through, maybe not EVERYTHING

Still kudos to the mods here Mano.
I'd go insane if I had to read every post on gfy, day in day out.
But on the other hand...you'd see all tits & ass pics first :winkwink:

Deesnuts 04-17-2009 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 15750681)
Janitor at a studio cranking out hardcore vids.

true ,true


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