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InsaneMidget 11-24-2002 05:04 AM

GHR 15 - Greatest medical discovery of all time!!
 
Left the fucking alarm on the clock this morning, and glad I did, woke up to an interview with the researcher of GHR 15. It's being called the fountain of life, it's official. It can cut off 20 years on your life. Reccomened for people 40+ years old, it's an oral pill you take and it releases a hormone in the brain thats naturally created. After people turn around 21 to 40 years old, this hormone decreses by about 80% which is why you feel like you're slower, fatter, skin is flabby (Wrinkles), hair turns grey/white, and all the thing that comes with aging, now, this pill will literally shave off 20 years of your life. Other doctors are freaking it because it's working awesome on them, they are all claiming this product will sell more then any other medicine in the history of medicine. Your hair will turn back to it's original color, you will actually turn fat into muscle cells without doing a thing, you will sleep much much better. This is suppose to be the ultimate drug of all time.


You can call a toll free number to grab a one month free supply, they want people on this drug and using it, it's for real, it wasn't hype.

1-800-361-5713


Improves your sex drive, eliminates that sluggish feeling. I'm telling you, if you have any cash saved up, throw it towards stocks for this, they are claiming this will blow up as much or more then the whole computer industry did. If you can't do that, try and find an affiliate program and jump on it, this is going to make everyone cash.

Hopefully I didn't dream all this, and that it turns out to be as good as it sounds.



Those of you interested in the affiliate program or buying it:


Signup here (With my ref code)

Signup here (Without my ref code)

marty 11-24-2002 05:18 AM

I have these insects that when cooked and shoved in your left ear make your inlaws normal.

Make more :2 cents: then ever.

InsaneMidget 11-24-2002 05:22 AM

and by the way, this wasn't meant as spam, just thought it would be good for people to know, and yes I gave my ref code in one url, but thats your choice to click. Posted this on other boards, and they get all sensitive.

untitled 11-24-2002 05:31 AM

OMG!!! GREAT FUCKING DISCOVERY!! A PILL WILL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS!!! YAY TO PILL!!! NOW I CAN BE LAZY FAT BASTARD AND PILL WILL MAKE ME HEALTHY!!!

I GO BUY 4 DOUBLE BACON CHEESE BURGER NOW TO CELEBRATE!!!

Cohen 11-24-2002 06:21 AM

I just signed up(with the refcode). people WILL pay for that shit, and I want my part of the $$$

chodadog 11-24-2002 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
....this pill will literally shave off 20 years of your life.
:eek7

EscortBiz 11-24-2002 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Left the fucking alarm on the clock this morning, and glad I did, woke up to an interview with the researcher of GHR 15. It's being called the fountain of life, it's official. It can cut off 20 years on your life. Reccomened for people 40+ years old, it's an oral pill you take and it releases a hormone in the brain thats naturally created. After people turn around 21 to 40 years old, this hormone decreses by about 80% which is why you feel like you're slower, fatter, skin is flabby (Wrinkles), hair turns grey/white, and all the thing that comes with aging, now, this pill will literally shave off 20 years of your life. Other doctors are freaking it because it's working awesome on them, they are all claiming this product will sell more then any other medicine in the history of medicine. Your hair will turn back to it's original color, you will actually turn fat into muscle cells without doing a thing, you will sleep much much better. This is suppose to be the ultimate drug of all time.


You can call a toll free number to grab a one month free supply, they want people on this drug and using it, it's for real, it wasn't hype.

1-800-361-5713


Improves your sex drive, eliminates that sluggish feeling. I'm telling you, if you have any cash saved up, throw it towards stocks for this, they are claiming this will blow up as much or more then the whole computer industry did. If you can't do that, try and find an affiliate program and jump on it, this is going to make everyone cash.

Hopefully I didn't dream all this, and that it turns out to be as good as it sounds.



Those of you interested in the affiliate program or buying it:


Signup here (With my ref code)

Signup here (Without my ref code)

I would do it but it would make me underage not allowing me to go to adult sites anymore

Brujah 11-24-2002 07:51 AM

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Scootermuze 11-24-2002 08:25 AM

HGH has been on the net for quite some time and there are tons of sites pushing it.. I've had one form of it on one of my sites for about 18 months with no luck..

I guess it's like the penis enlargement stuff.. if ya spread your link around enough it might sell..

gothweb 11-24-2002 08:37 AM

You posted here because you saw an infomercial? It's so cute to see someone on GFY falling for marketking hype.

.:Frog:. 11-24-2002 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
It can cut off 20 years on your life.
Are you trying to say it will make you look 20 years younger? Your wording implies it will reduce the length of your life by 20 years. You've made that slip up 3-4 times in your spammy post.

adultone 11-24-2002 09:44 AM

Did somebody mention GHB ?


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