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MaDalton 04-15-2009 11:33 AM

New cashiers in the supermarket suck donkey balls...
 
they are slowwwwwwww, they don't know shit, screw everything up and need to ask their supervisor all the time. and of course I always end up in that lane :mad:

and if i knew the fucking language here i would yell at them to speed up, but unfortunately they don't understand shit :Oh crap

seeandsee 04-15-2009 11:35 AM

get a gun!

Tom_PM 04-15-2009 11:39 AM

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

http://www.skylighters.org/amanoutof...mentsintv2.jpg

Tom_PM 04-15-2009 11:42 AM

Seriously though, I hear ya. It's always when you're in a hurry too it seems.. and then they manage to ruin the computer AFTER scanning 80% of your items.. yargh.

Furious_Male 04-15-2009 11:47 AM

Self checkout is the best. Of course sometimes the machines break and some young supervisor will take 20 minutes to sort the issue out.

MaDalton 04-15-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male (Post 15747550)
Self checkout is the best. Of course sometimes the machines break and some young supervisor will take 20 minutes to sort the issue out.

we dont have that here - work is too cheap to replace it with machines

Pornopat 04-15-2009 01:11 PM

I was hoping to see some pics...:Oh crap

Abernathy SixtySix 04-15-2009 01:15 PM

I am finding that quite a bit too, even getting coffee is a chore, you make fucking coffee and you can't get that right...only problem is that you will never find people like us working in these establishments as we would not get hired....they are looking for lifers and I don't see any improvement coming anytime soon :disgust

heymatty 04-15-2009 01:23 PM

I like the new ones who obviously eat like shit at home. Their vegetable recognition is almost zero. The have to ask you what pretty much every peice of produce is.

MaDalton 04-15-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 15747978)
I was hoping to see some pics...:Oh crap

i forgot: they are also ugly. if there's a hot chick working as cashier you can be sure she's fast as lightning so that you have no time to stare at her :Oh crap

goldflower 04-15-2009 01:32 PM

But good thing in this that next time you chosee diferent cashier and maybe will be better :) :)

Scott McD 04-15-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male (Post 15747550)
Self checkout is the best.

Yeah, i always try and use that now.

Only thing pissing me off now though, is some people are trying to put their full weeks shopping through those things, so they take ages.

Self service is for people with only a few items...

Bryan G 04-15-2009 01:38 PM

Life can be tough lol

relax its a supermarket

CurrentlySober 04-15-2009 01:43 PM

Do what I do...

If I get an inexperienced girl at the checkout, whos costing me valuable time...
I simply piss all over her.

Thats not a metaphor... Im totally serious.

I get my cock out of my pants and urinate a strong smelling stream of bright yellow urine all over her face, her tits, and the till, along with her entire work area...

TBH though... I'm not really sure that this actually helps the cashier get better at her job though, because I am never allowed back in the store again...

But fuck... ITS FUN!

Sid70 04-15-2009 01:46 PM

cz:2 cents::helpme


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