I just got my first patent.
 

I just finalized my first patent.
I have successfully patented "Web Design".

You'll be receiving a letter soon.

Thanks for your prompt responses & payments.

Oh fuck, run for the hills :1orglaugh

i patented ass to mouth to ass, so the next time you are banging your boyfriend in the ass, please make sure you finish in his mouth..

ok sweetie pie.... :thumbsup

I patented "Prior Art".

Expect a letter when you send your letter.

I patented postage. I dare you to send me a letter :mad:

I patented words.

I patented ideas. So there!

I patented patents. Fuck you all.

my patents pending on both "web" and "design"... we will be talking soon...

C&D! I patented the concept of "I".

I've patente all girl's asses..with my teeth!

I patented breathing, so please Cease and Decease!

I patented Pat, there for your patent of patent is infringing on my patent on pat.

Please remove my patented pat from your patented patent.

Rinse and repeat. :)

wheres Alienq when you need him

Been there, done that. Patents are an invitation to litigation. Who wants that?

Congrats

Who holds the patent on patent parodies? You guys all owe him big.

i just patented breathing

Am I the only one that thought that said I just got my first patient at first glance?

You are infringing on my patent, please cease and decease immediately!

Congrats, and now see sig :thumbsup

I send the guy that owns .gif's weekly checks

congrats to the winners

I patented taking a poo...

I like poo...

Next time y'all take a dump... Please think of the money your going to owe me! :)

Little did they know that he was serious.

hey evan, how much and how long does it typically cost to land a patent when it's all said and done? you have real life experience in this right?

I got all excited for your success for nothing. :Oh crap


But I get the "acacia"(orhoweveritsspelled) theme. :1orglaugh

yo dude- it varies depending on how much legal help you need to draft the patent and/or deal with office actions. office actions are when the uspto asks you questions during the approval process. there are filing fees as well. it could cost as little as $5k for a real do-it-yourselfer or as much as $50k-$100k for big time legal. yes, michael and i have 2 issued u.s. patents and 7 or 8 pending.

Voodoo, whats new? Long time no hear from, you going to Coachella?

you better sue this guy first, he is copying you! :1orglaugh

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I patented God. Bow to the power

I patented gfy sigs :)

I patented the "alphabet." Now pay up.....:upsidedow

You'll be rolling in the bling bling soon

:1orglaugh

sounds like fun

lol hahahahaha

I love it!! VOOODOOOOOOOOO!