Everybody loves pirates,.... until some real ones show up
 

All of you who drool at the mouth over Pirates of Carribean and "pirate" related stuff and then here comes some real pirates everyone gets up in arms and want to see them killed.... i just dont get it.

Oh wait, thats because real pirates dont look like Johnny Depp....

i cant help but point and laugh at the irony of pirate lovers until real ones show up. The military goons they sent in probably have Pirates Carribbean DVDs too.

Wouldn't be ironic if the pirates had "pirated" DVDs of Pirates of the Carribean?

Stuipd thread. Big difference between stories and reality. I love the Otis character in House of 1000 Corpses and the Devil's Rejects. Would not want to share a beer with a real life equivalent.

Dexter's a great show too. Love the character. Again, wouldn't want to actually know a serial killer.

I will never ever look like Johnny Depp. Sigh.

its a stupid thread? Then why did you post in here?
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lol, I just had a visual of a modern-day-ship being boarded by a whole bunch of Johnny Depps :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So if I say something stupid, and someone replies to it, it's not stupid? That must be the rationale for attention whores.

You dedicate way too much time to tell me my thread sucks.

All you can do is chime in with "your thread sucks attention whore?"

lol at you :1orglaugh

he is so hawwwttt!!

or if the pirates kidnapped "chio the pirate"...

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They really think modern pirates look like Johny?

You could say the same about dragons. It makes no sense.

I don't like pirates.

Mother fucking ninja will kill a pirate on sight! :firehair

I don't know... Otis would probably be a hoot to drink with... and I've always had a fascination with serial killers and because of the nature of Dexter's kills, I'd probably wouldn't mind being his friend unless I did some shit that put me on his hit list.

http://somalilandpress.com/wp-conten...3/pirates.jpeg

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph...04_675902c.jpg

So because someone likes the movie "Pirates of the Carribbean", they should let some real pirate rob their ass ??

I liked the movie "Scream". So by that theory, i shouldn't mind if someone attacks me with a knife...

dragons arent real, pirates are...

since my thead seems to go over most ppls head, its regarding those who think pirates are anything like Pirates of the Carribean, vs real ones.

people sit around watcyhing these movies and singing "Pirates Life For Me" :1orglaugh

i just like pointing out irony, people who take this thread so serious need to get out of the house, i havent even been around gfy much figured id make a dumb thread lol

it worked

Dude you should come to amsterdam some time, would love to meet you :)

says who?

they seem rather Jolly in this one :1orglaugh
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph...04_675902c.jpg

just like everyone loves Jurassic Park until a real T-Rex crashes the party and starts fucking everyone's shit up.

My Brute would crush those pesky pirates http://luzloll.mybrute.com

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum :)

Are you really this stupid?

It's a Disney movie.

Yes, we're all taking your pirate thread VERY seriously... :arcadefre