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Brujah 04-14-2009 12:44 PM

Welcome to the Republican Party
 
Sharing this, that my Rush Limbaugh loving best friend sent me.

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I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow....what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Carmine Raguso 04-14-2009 12:47 PM


Splum 04-14-2009 12:48 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 15743403)
Sharing this, that my Rush Limbaugh loving best friend sent me.

***

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow....what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.


kane 04-14-2009 12:51 PM

I heard this the other day but it was called "Welcome to the Libertarian Party."

Splum 04-14-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 15743444)
I heard this the other day but it was called "Welcome to the Libertarian Party."

Not much difference. *golf clap*

mikeyddddd 04-14-2009 12:58 PM



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