How Many Easter Sign Ups Did You Get?
 

I'm trying to figure out how many people were playing with themselves instead of with the Easter Bunny or instead of praising Jesus!

I jerked off

Easter is always slower than Christmas for me for some reason.

Easter sucked sales wise even though traffic was on par with other weekend days. Maybe they felt bad buying porn on a religious day.......or maybe the ham made them to lazy to pull out the wallet.