The most impresive business card. Ever!!
 

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25 years to design a business card. Now what will he do with his life?

NOW where can i get some of those, i also want to be sucessful :(

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what a homo

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If they don't fit in my rolodex I throw them out or they end up in a box somewhere in a closet. lol

the same I think

when i grow up i want to be like him.

what a fool

I bet he gets all the ladies. :disgust

that dude is a boss

Enlarge the doorways...his head is coming through.

Love it LOL
Fact of the matter is that what he is saying couldn't be more true in many ways.
I have about 50 cards from this year in Vegas i haven't touched yet, why? they look like shit so called other companies first, got swamped and never looked back "yet".

Creating a GOOD business card is tough, that's why some companies actually put a great deal of money into having another company that do nothing but that for a living do it for them.

Nothing beats a slick multi-media production on a cd bizcard.


http://www.bloodhoundcd.com/images/c...iness-card.jpg

what a wanker - can't believe i wasted 3 minutes of my life watching that !!

almost perfect but he missed something.. a bg music that plays when the card is open.. you know. like those fancy christmas cards.. :thumbsup:pimp

Weak!

My business card is a fully functional lap top that can only access my domains.

At $800 a card, I got him beat.

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I hope that was a joke. I have received a couple like that . . . which sucks because they are not environmentally friendly.

my disc drive would eat that

also does this guy remind anyone else of the american psycho bit with the biz cards?

But that's why you can't throw it out. :1orglaugh

No joke - and I ain't a tree hugger. :upsidedow

So, you think it makes sense to hand someone a business card that they have to load onto a pc in order to view?

I bet he gets all the chicks

It won't fit in my Neat Receipts scanner, so his business card would rest in my trash can. Too bad, because it's a beauty!

I admit if it's less cheap looking/feeling you don't throw it out so quickly, but that doesn't mean you sit around looking at it all the time. The cards I use are fairly thick, UV coated on the front, and have generally been complimented a lot because the front is nice looking and catch the eye. The back has the info and that includes a bunch of the better domains I own, so in a way I do agree with much of what this guy says but his card is just a TAD overboard. The only thing worse than a boring card is a total "LOOK AT ME!" card.

That video was jokes. Reminds me of the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

It doesn't matter how pretty your card is if people can't store it in their card binder it's going in the trash.

I once had a 1 hour conversation with a printer about how big of a difference using the right paper and cutting the paper in the right direction makes to a business card.

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those were cool for about 15 minutes in 1999... :2 cents:

Man that guy loves himself way too much!

That dudes got nothing on Paul Allen's business card

Classic! :thumbsup

lol funny shit

Yeah, funny :D

It depends on who the person is. Obviously you're not going to hand them out to every tom, dick 'n harry who comes along.

But lets say you're meeting up with someone who needs web graphics done, or a video production, anything multi-media...they'd appreciate the opportunity to check out your portfolio in the convenience of a business-card sized format.

I've received a few from various business people over the years at conventions, and always took a moment to check'em out on the laptop. In fact, one led to us using their company for some marketing a few years back.

that was exactly what I thought this thread was about before I clicked the link :1orglaugh

25 years to design a drink coaster. :1orglaugh

dammit, i was going to look that up and was nearly sure that Marketsmart would beat me to it :1orglaugh

What an asshole.

I've seen two business cards that impressed me in my lifetime.

I forget who the first one was, but it was metal.

The second was from Rabbit's Reviews. The card was 3D and I think the rabbit winked at you when you moved it. Very neat.

This guys dissing a regular business card used by 99.999% of the companies in the world and he's telling me that it took him 25 years to make a business card that impresses him? Holy fuck what a fucking loooooooser.

If I made a business card that could give guys a blowjob and make the girls orgasm on lunchbreaks, i'm sure i'd impress some people too...

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this guy is very modest

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Hilarious!

I agree with him that a good biz card is essential.

However, his solution is absurd.

I agree. this guy is a tool box.


My card smokes his!! The few people that have mine will attest to that.:2 cents:

He should be the next Sham WoW Guy.

When he opened it up was that a little popup of him I saw?

Kind of spudley. :costumed87