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  • teh ghey
    • Aug 2026

    #1

    Yay I got my first hatemail! How should I respond to this guy?

    My site was free for a year and now i started charging for some of the more popular features.
    this email is from a member, this is what he wrote:

    fuck you ! you are an asshole for all of a sudden wanting me to pay for features on this site that i've been getting for free for the last year ! what kind of shit is that ??!! fuck u & fuck your site ! i'll never be using it again !! as a matter of fact i hope it tanks ! so thanks for nothing u stupid useless son of a bitch !

    Its pretty funny. Most of you have better responses than I can think up. So how would you respond?
    Last edited by Guest; 04-10-2009, 06:38 PM.
  • Fat Panda
    Porn is Dead. Move along.
    • Aug 2006
    • 13296

    #2
    what is the site

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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31379

      #3
      I wouldn't waste my time responding. What is there to gain?
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      • Si
        Such Fun!
        • Feb 2008
        • 13900

        #4
        Don'r respond to it, but, if you must. this will work.

        Ask if this is the kind of shit he is talking about:



        That should work

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        • psili
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 5526

          #5
          Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

          Thank you again for your patronage and have a great day.
          Love,
          us.
          Your post count means nothing.

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          • mmcfadden
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2008
            • 5099

            #6
            ahhh... I used to get fan mail every day when my site was free... read something like "dude, i wanted to write you and let you know that you are the best fuckin thing that hit the internet..."

            that did change when I made it a paysite... now I don't get any more thank you emails

            btw... you can email me at mmcfadden @ vstrippoker dot com and give me love and thanks...

            I would respond like this... I'm sorry

            teh ghey, I don't know what you offer but i'll tell you this... when my site was free it made me about 200 dollars a month... I have been charging now and it is making over 8K per month

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            • Sly
              Let's do some business!
              • Sep 2004
              • 31379

              #7
              Seriously... there are people that think everything in life should be free. There is nothing you can do with them. No use arguing either.

              It's like when you post job ads and people call you up arguing about the ad saying you aren't paying enough. WTF? People are crazy and unrealistic.
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              • Ozarkz
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2009
                • 2377

                #8
                Hahahaha. At least you know he loves your site.

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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900

                  #9
                  Originally posted by psili
                  Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

                  Thank you again for your patronage and have a great day.
                  Love,
                  us.
                  Thats excellent and relevant

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                  • mmcfadden
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 5099

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sly
                    Seriously... there are people that think everything in life should be free. There is nothing you can do with them. No use arguing either.

                    It's like when you post job ads and people call you up arguing about the ad saying you aren't paying enough. WTF? People are crazy and unrealistic.
                    haha...

                    I just remembered this... shortly after turning vstrip to a paysite I got an email "I pay for my internet service... why should I now pay for your site"...

                    i never responded

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      Tell him Blow me you fuckin leech,it costs money to run a site you ungrateful prick.

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                      • 420
                        cuck
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11571

                        #12
                        you should link him to an appropriate tube site

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                        • eroticsexxx
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 3133

                          #13
                          Originally posted by teh ghey
                          My site was free for a year and now i started charging for some of the more popular features.
                          this email is from a member, this is what he wrote:

                          fuck you ! you are an asshole for all of a sudden wanting me to pay for features on this site that i've been getting for free for the last year ! what kind of shit is that ??!! fuck u & fuck your site ! i'll never be using it again !! as a matter of fact i hope it tanks ! so thanks for nothing u stupid useless son of a bitch !

                          Its pretty funny. Most of you have better responses than I can think up. So how would you respond?
                          Give him a free year's subscription, watch him closely and see what he does.

                          You can afford it, right?

                          There is a method to this madness. Trust me.

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                          • Ozarkz
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 2377

                            #14
                            When heavy.com went to a paysite format many years ago I was pissed.

                            (I am pretty sure they dropped the whole paysite idea as of today)

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                            • 2012
                              So Fucking What
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 17189

                              #15
                              Tell him God Bless, Jesus loves him
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                              • bdld
                                $100,000
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 11452

                                #16
                                why waste your time, delete and move on.

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                                • martinsc
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 27043

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by psili
                                  Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

                                  Thank you again for your patronage and have a great day.
                                  Love,
                                  us.
                                  Make Money

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                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 20368

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by psili
                                    Thank you for your patronage for the past year. It has been a pleasure giving you free access to our services. However, due to the global financial crisis, we were forced to supply user records to the appropriate federal financial and tax agencies. One such federal agency red-flagged you as being delinquent on certain filings. With that, we were forced to set your account, and your account only, as having to pay for certain features. Also note, you may get a phone call about certain federal audits.

                                    Thank you again for your patronage and have a great day.
                                    Love,
                                    us.
                                    cute/paste -> reply

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                                    • VicD
                                      ICQ: 304-611-162
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 13245

                                      #19
                                      Never respond, never.

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                                      • TeenCat
                                        Too lazy to set a koala
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 16131

                                        #20
                                        i would say fuck off also ... if you are running free site, it is the worst thing to make it payed ... if you want to make money, put there more ads, but never make it payed. now, if the guy is pissed and you dont know who it was, just write "sorry i dont remember you, people who talked to me when site was free have still free access. lurkers as you have to pay as you got year of pleasure for free and you didnt know how to say thanks" ... end of story

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                                        • 2012
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 17189

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TeenCat
                                          i would say fuck off also ... if you are running free site, it is the worst thing to make it payed ... if you want to make money, put there more ads, but never make it payed. now, if the guy is pissed and you dont know who it was, just write "sorry i dont remember you, people who talked to me when site was free have still free access. lurkers as you have to pay as you got year of pleasure for free and you didnt know how to say thanks" ... end of story
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                                          • SmokeyTheBear
                                            ►SouthOfHeaven
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 28609

                                            #22
                                            send him a fake automated message as follows..

                                            This email is in regards to your email sent ******.

                                            Thank you for your inquiry , our new email system will only accept emails from paying members, you may purchase a one-time email response for $10 or join the site and enjoy 5 free emails per month, all 100% guaranteed to be read. Please make your payment before ***** or your email will be discarded.
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                                            • Domain Diva
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2007
                                              • 10180

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                              send him a fake automated message as follows..

                                              This email is in regards to your email sent ******.

                                              Thank you for your inquiry , our new email system will only accept emails from paying members, you may purchase a one-time email response for $10 or join the site and enjoy 5 free emails per month, all 100% guaranteed to be read. Please make your payment before ***** or your email will be discarded.
                                              Nice idea

                                              I have noticed from a few small group sites l run that when you change them from free to pay it really causes mayhem no matter how small the charge ! .

                                              Maybe thats why a lot of the social networking sites such as Facebook,Twitter and even Craigs List are reluctant to try even a minimal fee ?

                                              From my small set up some left,some complained but at the end of the day now it at least has paying members.

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                                              • Kron
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 1668

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                send him a fake automated message as follows..

                                                This email is in regards to your email sent ******.

                                                Thank you for your inquiry , our new email system will only accept emails from paying members, you may purchase a one-time email response for $10 or join the site and enjoy 5 free emails per month, all 100% guaranteed to be read. Please make your payment before ***** or your email will be discarded.
                                                oh, sent him this
                                                I dont exchange money!

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                                                • kmanrox
                                                  aka K-Man
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 29295

                                                  #25
                                                  i miss the old days when ppl would mail me all the time about my sites.. was great.. had a priest one time mail and try to convert me from porn.. wonder if it's the guy who fucked jeff neuman all up?
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                                                  • baddog
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 107089

                                                    #26
                                                    I would just tell him that he is the demographic that has caused this change in policy.

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                                                    • fris
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                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 55789

                                                      #27
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                                                      • AaliyahLove
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 2722

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                                        haha...

                                                        I just remembered this... shortly after turning vstrip to a paysite I got an email "I pay for my internet service... why should I now pay for your site"...

                                                        i never responded
                                                        I get that a lot in my webcam chatroom also.. or how about "well, when you start to do your job and get naked, THEN I will start paying!" LOL

                                                        no matter what you say to the guy who sent you the hatemail it sounds like his mind is made up and isn't going to buy membership, so I wouldn't respond. If you do, it just starts a dialogue where he's going to repond to your email, and soon you are spending your time arguing with a retard who makes you no $.. ya know?


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                                                        • MIS
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 127

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by teh ghey
                                                          My site was free for a year and now i started charging for some of the more popular features.
                                                          this email is from a member, this is what he wrote:

                                                          fuck you ! you are an asshole for all of a sudden wanting me to pay for features on this site that i've been getting for free for the last year ! what kind of shit is that ??!! fuck u & fuck your site ! i'll never be using it again !! as a matter of fact i hope it tanks ! so thanks for nothing u stupid useless son of a bitch !

                                                          Its pretty funny. Most of you have better responses than I can think up. So how would you respond?
                                                          Your site must be really fucking good.

                                                          I would take that as a positive feedback and ignore him.

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                                                            • 19422

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                            send him a fake automated message as follows..

                                                            This email is in regards to your email sent ******.

                                                            Thank you for your inquiry , our new email system will only accept emails from paying members, you may purchase a one-time email response for $10 or join the site and enjoy 5 free emails per month, all 100% guaranteed to be read. Please make your payment before ***** or your email will be discarded.
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                                                            • joshll
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                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 1534

                                                              #31
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