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baddog 04-10-2009 08:45 AM

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A couple weeks ago I saw the movie "Role Models." In it I learned that the reason Starbucks calls their largest coffee size a venti is because venti is Italian for 20, and they are 20 oz drinks. It all makes sense now, and I love learning trivia like that.

I guess I was talking to my assistant about it and she wondered if Starbucks had trained all their employees of this fact. I made a mental note to ask the next time I went to one.

When TPF was over goodgirl and I went over to the Starbucks next to the hotel to pick up a couple venti mochas for the drive to Vegas. Since Tempe is a college town, and the barrista appeared to be a coed, I figured she would be the perfect candidate . . . she had to know. Right?

Me: Do you know why the venti is called a venti:
Her: I am not sure, I just know it is a Greek word.
Me: Greek?
Her: Yes.
goodgirl: Well, it is Greek to her.

Si 04-10-2009 08:48 AM

You can't expect starbucks employees to be that interlectual Baddog

:thumbsup

I wouldn't mind if Venti even sounded greek but it doesn't

martinsc 04-10-2009 08:50 AM

:1orglaugh

baddog 04-10-2009 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15729888)
You can't expect starbucks employees to be that interlectual Baddog

:thumbsup

I wouldn't mind if Venti even sounded greek but it doesn't

I agree. If I was at a Starbucks that was not hiring college students I probably would not have even asked, but I was a little frightened at the "Greek" response. As you noted, it doesn't even sound Greek.

Maybe if it was ventiopulous. :1orglaugh

RyuLion 04-10-2009 08:53 AM

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AssPirate 04-10-2009 08:55 AM

I talked to one Starbucks employee and she thought Venti was a brand of coffee that Starbucks sells.

Si 04-10-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15729898)
I agree. If I was at a Starbucks that was not hiring college students I probably would not have even asked, but I was a little frightened at the "Greek" response. As you noted, it doesn't even sound Greek.

Maybe if it was ventiopulous. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

baddog 04-10-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15729922)
I talked to one Starbucks employee and she thought Venti was a brand of coffee that Starbucks sells.

:1orglaugh

DrChango 04-10-2009 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15729875)
A couple weeks ago I saw the movie "Role Models." In it I learned that the reason Starbucks calls their largest coffee size a venti is because venti is Italian for 20, and they are 20 oz drinks. It all makes sense now, and I love learning trivia like that.

I guess I was talking to my assistant about it and she wondered if Starbucks had trained all their employees of this fact. I made a mental note to ask the next time I went to one.

When TPF was over goodgirl and I went over to the Starbucks next to the hotel to pick up a couple venti mochas for the drive to Vegas. Since Tempe is a college town, and the barrista appeared to be a coed, I figured she would be the perfect candidate . . . she had to know. Right?

Me: Do you know why the venti is called a venti:
Her: I am not sure, I just know it is a Greek word.
Me: Greek?
Her: Yes.
goodgirl: Well, it is Greek to her.

Not that the U of A is much better, but ASU has a reputation for having legions of clueless folks amongst the student body=(

Elli 04-10-2009 09:39 AM

greek? At least she could have guessed the language right! Sheesh...

woj 04-10-2009 09:39 AM

"Venti" is actually Latin, close enough :2 cents:

jmcb420 04-10-2009 09:54 AM

Thats funny. I watched my buddy get into it with a starbucks girl because he refused to say venti. But, she was way out of line and turned into a bitch the second he said "large" it was like a scene out of a really bad movie, for a monrnt all you could hear was "no you mean, VENTI"
"No large. LARGE COFFEE"
"Please sir, thats VENTI"
"Isnt that another word for large coffee?"
"We call it Venti, sir"
"But its coffee? large coffee"
"Well, yes sir"
"Then give me a large coffee"

I myself get my coffee from home. I dont know if its different in your neighborhoods, but at our starbucks everyones a fucking weirdo beatnic with a laptop. Strange crowd to deal with for a cup of expensive coffee.

seeandsee 04-10-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15729909)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 04-10-2009 09:59 AM

Funny story.There are a lot of people though that work with something and don't know the history of it

Double trouble 04-10-2009 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15729909)

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Quagmire 04-10-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15730062)
Thats funny. I watched my buddy get into it with a starbucks girl because he refused to say venti. But, she was way out of line and turned into a bitch the second he said "large" it was like a scene out of a really bad movie, for a monrnt all you could hear was "no you mean, VENTI"
"No large. LARGE COFFEE"
"Please sir, thats VENTI"
"Isnt that another word for large coffee?"
"We call it Venti, sir"
"But its coffee? large coffee"
"Well, yes sir"
"Then give me a large coffee"

I myself get my coffee from home. I dont know if its different in your neighborhoods, but at our starbucks everyones a fucking weirdo beatnic with a laptop. Strange crowd to deal with for a cup of expensive coffee.

Wow, I had near the same experience at that little starbucks booth in the hotel at Miami Internext. I wanted a large coffee, asked for a large coffee and got told they don't have large, they have a venti. To which I replied I don't give a fuck what they want to call it, I just want a large coffee.

From that point on I watched them pour it to make sure they didn't spit in it. :1orglaugh

Quentin 04-10-2009 12:02 PM

On another Starbucks-related note... I had a good laugh when I found out what they call a coffee with three shots of espresso in it (at the one around the corner from me, at least).

One shot added = a "red eye"
Two shots added = a "black eye"
Three shots added = a "JFK"

Gotta love that.... unless you're a Kennedy, I suppose.

- Q.

KRosh 04-10-2009 12:02 PM

what pisses me off most is when the barista calls it a Veinte (Spanish for 20) with the Spanish accent.


on the hand everyone should see this little skit about star schmucks coffee.

:1orglaugh


marketsmart 04-10-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrChango (Post 15729983)
Not that the U of A is much better, but ASU has a reputation for having legions of clueless folks amongst the student body=(

who gives a shit.. the girls at asu are fucking HOT...

if god gave good looking girls brains... we'd all be jerking off to 300 lb chicks with mustaches and missing teeth... :2 cents:

Profits of Doom 04-10-2009 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 15730488)
what pisses me off most is when the barista calls it a Veinte (Spanish for 20) with the Spanish accent.


on the hand everyone should see this little skit about star schmucks coffee.

:1orglaugh


Foamy is a wise little squirrel...

StuartD 04-10-2009 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15729875)
goodgirl: Well, it is Greek to her.

Nicely played :1orglaugh

PornNewz 04-10-2009 12:22 PM

did you ask her if she would let you go "Venti"?

Deej 04-10-2009 12:43 PM

starbucks is nasty, when i left the tempe mission palms a kick ass girl that worked there directed me to a dutch bros...

Far better than the bowel churning shit that starbucks puts out.

:2 cents:

The Seduction of Art 04-10-2009 12:50 PM

No wonder Paulie Walnuts was so pissed off with the place.

stickyfingerz 04-10-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15730062)
Thats funny. I watched my buddy get into it with a starbucks girl because he refused to say venti. But, she was way out of line and turned into a bitch the second he said "large" it was like a scene out of a really bad movie, for a monrnt all you could hear was "no you mean, VENTI"
"No large. LARGE COFFEE"
"Please sir, thats VENTI"
"Isnt that another word for large coffee?"
"We call it Venti, sir"
"But its coffee? large coffee"
"Well, yes sir"
"Then give me a large coffee"

I myself get my coffee from home. I dont know if its different in your neighborhoods, but at our starbucks everyones a fucking weirdo beatnic with a laptop. Strange crowd to deal with for a cup of expensive coffee.

Gimme a liter of cola.. "Do we have liter cola"? Ok need a burger.. and its for a cop.. I need to watch that movie now.. lol

baddog 04-10-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15730532)
Nicely played :1orglaugh

I about choked laughing when she said that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15730603)
starbucks is nasty, when i left the tempe mission palms a kick ass girl that worked there directed me to a dutch bros...

Far better than the bowel churning shit that starbucks puts out.

:2 cents:

I have to wonder what kind of coffee you are ordering to come up with that.

jmcb420 04-10-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15730632)
Gimme a liter of cola.. "Do we have liter cola"? Ok need a burger.. and its for a cop.. I need to watch that movie now.. lol

http://ilsgcash.com/gfy/rodfarva.jpg

I'll bet he dosen't drink StarBucks.


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