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BVF 04-09-2009 11:17 AM

So a DETECTIVE contacts me about a model of mine.
 
http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgp.../paleface4.jpg

I got a call on my voicemail from a state Detective from the sherriff's internet fraud division about a model that I shot around 7 years ago...I named her "Paleface The Pipehead" and she was 32 years old when I shot her.

So the detective was really nice about everything and he requested that I take a picture of her down from my site..it was probably an SEO page that I built about her....He didn't even know that there are hundreds of galleries with a full picture set floating around the net.....He said that if the picture wasn't taken down that he would call me the next day...He didn't threaten me with anything..He just said he would call.

So I called him back and left a message asking him to tell me what law I have broken, knowing that I didn't break any and if the detective tried to lie, it would be recorded on voicemail.....However, he was very nice again and asked if I could take it down "out of the goodness of my heart".

Now I'm not going to take down the galleries and now that some crackhead bitch tried to snitch on me to the police, I should put her on blast but I won't.....But since the detective was so nice, I'm going to black out her face on the SEO page that I've built but I'm doing it for the detective, not for the woman.

But let me tell you one thing.....When you're checking voicemail and the man says, "This is DETECTIVE so and so", an initial feeling of dread hit the pit of my stomach....Of course once he explained himself, the fear left.

Davy 04-09-2009 11:21 AM

Maybe it was a gay detective?

Va2k 04-09-2009 11:21 AM

Damn that sucks dude!! Next time TAKE THE DAMN SOCKS OF YA BITCHES!

stickyfingerz 04-09-2009 11:22 AM

Sounds like you are getting bs'd by her boyfriend.. husband.. friend etc. :2 cents:

seeandsee 04-09-2009 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726361)
http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgp.../paleface4.jpg

I got a call on my voicemail from a state Detective from the sherriff's internet fraud division about a model that I shot around 7 years ago...I named her "Paleface The Pipehead" and she was 32 years old when I shot her.

So the detective was really nice about everything and he requested that I take a picture of her down from my site..it was probably an SEO page that I built about her....He didn't even know that there are hundreds of galleries with a full picture set floating around the net.....He said that if the picture wasn't taken down that he would call me the next day...He didn't threaten me with anything..He just said he would call.

So I called him back and left a message asking him to tell me what law I have broken, knowing that I didn't break any and if the detective tried to lie, it would be recorded on voicemail.....However, he was very nice again and asked if I could take it down "out of the goodness of my heart".

Now I'm not going to take down the galleries and now that some crackhead bitch tried to snitch on me to the police, I should put her on blast but I won't.....But since the detective was so nice, I'm going to black out her face on the SEO page that I've built but I'm doing it for the detective, not for the woman.

But let me tell you one thing.....When you're checking voicemail and the man says, "This is DETECTIVE so and so", an initial feeling of dread hit the pit of my stomach....Of course once he explained himself, the fear left.

keep your head down :)

polish_aristocrat 04-09-2009 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726361)

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BVF 04-09-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15726383)
Sounds like you are getting bs'd by her boyfriend.. husband.. friend etc. :2 cents:

It was a detective...I Googled him first and that's how I found out that he was in the internet fraud division.

Ozarkz 04-09-2009 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15726383)
Sounds like you are getting bs'd by her boyfriend.. husband.. friend etc. :2 cents:

What you mean to say is it sounds like WE are getting BS'd to by BVF.

BVF 04-09-2009 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15726412)
What you mean to say is it sounds like WE are getting BS'd to by BVF.

Here comes my little board bitch boy now.....Didn't take long....

I don't get anything out of making up a story like this....I wouldn't have even THOUGHT UP a story that includes a cop and my website in the same story.

Ozarkz 04-09-2009 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726423)
Here comes my little board bitch boy now.....Didn't take long....

I don't get anything out of making up a story like this....I wouldn't have even THOUGHT UP a story that includes a cop and my website in the same story.

:1orglaugh Just stop. Nobody is impressed.

We are all kind of disgusted actually.

BVF 04-09-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15726431)
:1orglaugh Just stop. Nobody is impressed.

We are all kind of disgusted actually.

No.....YOU are HIGHLY impressed because you''ll break your fingers typing just to reply to my thread....

If you're not impressed, WHY do you keep coming in my threads just to say that you're not impressed? :1orglaugh

I'm still waiting on you to destroy me, Ozarks the 4chan God!..... :1orglaugh . Call in the troops!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-09-2009 11:41 AM

BVF for PRESIDENTE!

marketsmart 04-09-2009 11:42 AM

I like the adventures you get yourself into BVF... :thumbsup

Ozarkz 04-09-2009 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726457)
No.....YOU are HIGHLY impressed because you''ll break your fingers typing just to reply to my thread....

No.

Quote:

If you're not impressed, WHY do you keep coming in my threads just to say that you're not impressed? :1orglaugh
I told you why. Because you keep making these threads for attention and you are fucking idiot.

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I'm still waiting on you to destroy me, Ozarks the 4chan God!..... :1orglaugh . Call in the troops!
Oh for fuck sakes. Way to twist what I said.

Someone else in your other thread said

"go post on 4chan they will help you herass that girl's phone"

I said "Don't do that they will troll BFV instead"

You said "They are all punk ass bitches and can't do nothing"

I said "Go test them"

I never said *I* was associated with 4chan or ever post on 4chan.

you fucking idiot.

I'm going to troll and destroy every single one of your threads as long as you continue to bang crack addicted diseased street whores and try to promote it here.

Not only is it illegal but it's anti-social.

stickyfingerz 04-09-2009 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726403)
It was a detective...I Googled him first and that's how I found out that he was in the internet fraud division.

Ask him for his badge number, then all the station he is at and give them the number and ask why he is inquiring about this girl, and contacting you. If YOU found him on google, guess what. Anyone can find him and be using his name. This does not ring true. :2 cents:

Agent 488 04-09-2009 11:47 AM

so everyone knows you do that around there man? you like a local celeb?

Profits of Doom 04-09-2009 11:49 AM

At one of my old porn stores that had the dancer booths in the back I got a call from a frantic employee early one Saturday morning that the FBI was in the store and wanted me to come in and speak with them. Needless to say the whole drive over I was shitting bricks and trying to figure out what exactly was waiting for me when I got there.

It turns out one of my old dancers was dating a guy that was on the FBI Top 10 Most Wanted List, some crazy biker that had committed a bunch murders, so they were looking for info on her. It turned out ok but in this business you never want to hear that the FBI wants to speak with you...

_Richard_ 04-09-2009 11:50 AM

maybe you shoulda bitch slapped that detective back into line

D Ghost 04-09-2009 11:53 AM

thats one ugly bitch

BVF 04-09-2009 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15726479)
Ask him for his badge number, then all the station he is at and give them the number and ask why he is inquiring about this girl, and contacting you. If YOU found him on google, guess what. Anyone can find him and be using his name. This does not ring true. :2 cents:

I'm not going to give details but it's him...His name, email, and phone number all match up....

He's probably contacting me because he's a one man internet fraud division in a small county in Ohio and doesn't have shit else to do.....

BVF 04-09-2009 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15726488)
so everyone knows you do that around there man? you like a local celeb?

Yes, I was the Hugh Hefner of the hood back in my hometown in Ohio.....Back in the day, it was low key but now EVERYBODY in the ghetto has internet access.....

This is why I don't shoot girls in that state anymore...It was getting too hot...

BradM 04-09-2009 11:56 AM

welcome to my ffvb ignore list. ugly fucking whores

BVF 04-09-2009 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15726531)
welcome to my ffvb ignore list. ugly fucking whores

Oh Noes!!! What am I going to do!!!....Fuck having a detective call me....It's a bigger problem that BradM the GREAT just put me on his ignore list!! :1orglaugh

Sands 04-09-2009 11:59 AM

I might have missed it, but why exactly did he ask you to take down the picture?

BVF 04-09-2009 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15726542)
I might have missed it, but why exactly did he ask you to take down the picture?

Because she asked him.....There is no other reason that he gave.

Sands 04-09-2009 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726550)
Because she asked him.....There is no other reason that he gave.

Ah, gotcha. That's crazy.

donkevlar 04-09-2009 12:00 PM

Ugh dontcha wish you hadn't found this particular vagina?

stickyfingerz 04-09-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726538)
Oh Noes!!! What am I going to do!!!....Fuck having a detective call me....It's a bigger problem that BradM the GREAT just put me on his ignore list!! :1orglaugh

Ain't it hysterical when people put down things that make money, and that there is a demand for? The two sidedness of adult is hysterical at times lol

Ozarkz 04-09-2009 12:02 PM

BVF stop with the bullshit.

It's sad that a few morons on here are willing to entertain your bullshit.

DarkJedi 04-09-2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726361)
But let me tell you one thing.....When you're checking voicemail and the man says, "This is DETECTIVE so and so", an initial feeling of dread hit the pit of my stomach....

Bow down to your whyte overlords.

Agent 488 04-09-2009 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15726529)
Yes, I was the Hugh Hefner of the hood back in my hometown in Ohio.....Back in the day, it was low key but now EVERYBODY in the ghetto has internet access.....

This is why I don't shoot girls in that state anymore...It was getting too hot...

yeah was thinking things could backfire once girls start yapping.

BVF 04-09-2009 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15726558)
Ugh dontcha wish you hadn't found this particular vagina?

Actually no....Plus she found me along with her friend that I shot at the same time....I wrote a story about it.

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgp...ics/tummy2.jpg


I found this girl when I wasn't even looking for a girl. I was about to go take a walk and get some exercise so I could work some of this potbelly off. I'm all happy because it was my first day that I decided to start walking. I was planning on walking a few miles so that I could just think and clear my head.

When you want to do something healthy, that's the time when a distraction presents itself to you. I was only outside ten minutes when Blackberry and this other woman drives up to the corner and starts talking shit to me. The point of them stopping me was that their gas tank was on empty, they were trying to go get fucked up, and they didn't have any money. I tried my best to talk them into letting me go so that I could get my exercise. They told me that I looked good and didn't need any exercise (a nice lie) and that I should get in the car with them so that we could have some "fun".

BlackBerry wasn't the girl that was driving. That was a light skinned woman who I am going to show y'all next week. So I got in their car and after putting $5 of gas in their car and buying them a pack of cigarettes, it was off to the Budoir so that we could take some naked pictures.

Blackberry has a big stomach and it looks like she's pregnant. Her friend told me that she wasn't pregnant and that it was actually a tumor in her stomach that made it look like that. I don't know if it was true or not since she said it when BlackBerry was in the store and not in front of her face. She did have some nice little titties on her and some nice smooth dark skin. I guess it was worth the $30 that I paid her to get naked.

I know that I won't EVER ride in a car with a drunk crackhead driving ever again. That heifer almost killed us when she almost ran into a parked car. This was because she was too distracted from giving Blackberry a high-five during a conversation. They stopped at a corner store to talk to some niggas they knew. It wasn't by where I live but I just walked home. I didn't want to have anything to do with them anymore.

lazzlo 04-09-2009 12:15 PM

Gotta hand it to you, you come up with some funny ass names for those females!

DaddyHalbucks 04-13-2009 07:47 AM

BVF certainly has a niche.

bloggerz 04-13-2009 07:56 AM

i just want to say bvf you are the fuckin man

LiveDose 04-13-2009 08:10 AM

You should have a reality show man.

MIS 04-13-2009 08:56 AM

A few days ago, I saw your signature, and decided to click Bill Cosby, and I was at your site in a couple clicks. At first, I was like WTF... because most your models look older crackheads, and you have to admit, they are not exactly "model" material to begin with, but after spending a good 20 minutes analyzing every aspect of your site, specially the tons of member comments left on your page. I read a good amount of the comments and I realized how smart your niche is. It is not a big niche, but you cannot find another site like yours.


With that said, if you removing the picture of that woman won't affect your traffic that much then remove it and replace it with something else. However, tell the detective that you are doing him a favor even though you did not break any laws, but the next time he needs you to remove something, he must have a valid reason. Also, in situations like this, remember that he is as much human as you are, so ask him if some day he will do you a favor out of his good heart too.

Steve Awesome 04-13-2009 09:10 AM

I would never take shit down unless they paid me back.

kmanrox 04-13-2009 10:34 AM

did you just say that you got on your knees and sucked The Man's dick? did you give him a reacharound too?

rayadp05 04-13-2009 10:41 AM

It seems very strange to me that a detective would contact you requesting the removal of content from one of your girls. An attorney should have contacted you regarding a legal matter such as that. And what does the "internet fraud" division have to do with anything? You didn't commit internet fraud by shooting her for your site. Of course, the call is up to you and if she is not driving any traffic to your site and if you do not have that much content of her, I guess it wouldn't hurt all that bad to remove her photos but if you are in possession of a signed model release as well as her ID then I really don't see how she would have any type of legal case.

To avoid the headache and the drama, you could just comply but if you choose to fight it, I really don't see how she would have a strong case against you. That is, if she even bothered to hire an attorney and to take it to that level...and that is what leads me to wonder why a detective contacted you when it should have been her attorney. Get into touch with her and ask her what the heck is going on and be sure to remind her that she signed a legal binding contract and that if she chooses to spend the money and the time persuing it on a legal level then she can....but that she will lose and cause nothing but a big waste of time for everyone involved.

kmanrox 04-13-2009 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MIS (Post 15737822)
A few days ago, I saw your signature, and decided to click Bill Cosby, and I was at your site in a couple clicks. At first, I was like WTF... because most your models look older crackheads, and you have to admit, they are not exactly "model" material to begin with, but after spending a good 20 minutes analyzing every aspect of your site, specially the tons of member comments left on your page. I read a good amount of the comments and I realized how smart your niche is. It is not a big niche, but you cannot find another site like yours.

indeed... not much can compete with BVF in his special niche!

CaptainHowdy 04-13-2009 10:50 AM

Correctional facilty material indeed...

HeavenLeeGoddess 04-13-2009 12:22 PM

Maybe she cleaned herself up by now and is taking care of her kids or something nice like that. At least it is a nice thought.

FilthyRob 04-13-2009 12:29 PM

crack is bad....

Ozarkz 04-13-2009 12:31 PM

Oh geez, you people are soo gullible.

Manowar 04-13-2009 12:44 PM

man you are a legend

Deesnuts 04-13-2009 01:28 PM

thats not right


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