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RyuLion 04-09-2009 08:47 AM

Why do Some of my Retard Friends Keep on Dating Strippers/Whores?
 
I'm tired of hearing all these complaints about their gfs, so why do u keep on dating those types of girls? :helpme

Typical answer:

oh, I don't know. She's hot. :helpme
She told me she can change :helpme
She told me she stoped dancing but now needs $ from me for school..:helpme

Tom_PM 04-09-2009 08:51 AM

So they expect her to change into someone else as soon as she has them as a boyfriend? Good luck with that!

Farang 04-09-2009 08:53 AM

They are all the same.

EscortBiz 04-09-2009 08:59 AM

sad story you know it will end in a disaster but you also know that if you try to break it down to them you will become the enemy and they wont listen so you just gotta stay out of it and wish em the best

RyuLion 04-09-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15725769)
sad story you know it will end in a disaster but you also know that if you try to break it down to them you will become the enemy and they wont listen so you just gotta stay out of it and wish em the best

I know, the worst part is that if u work with your friend it affects the work-flow also..:Oh crap

jaycontentbandit 04-09-2009 09:08 AM

Never make a Hoe a house wife true story lol

BobG 04-09-2009 09:08 AM

they give really great head

Sharky 04-09-2009 09:08 AM

Simple... SEX. You get what you pay for though. lol

EscortBiz 04-09-2009 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15725794)
I know, the worst part is that if u work with your friend it affects the work-flow also..:Oh crap

well most men when they fall in love with a stripper or not their head gets all fucked up and screws everything up, most guys today are really women not men and the women have the pants on

RyuLion 04-09-2009 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15725801)
they give really great head

I know they do but u can also teach a "normal" girl to do that..:2 cents:

Honez 04-09-2009 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15725801)
they give really great head

This made me giggle :winkwink:

todhunter 04-09-2009 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15725801)
they give really great head

Yeah, but they usually cheat to the camera -- even when there is no camera.

:1orglaugh

--t

RyuLion 04-09-2009 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 15725804)
Simple... SEX. You get what you pay for though. lol

True that...:disgust

EscortBiz 04-09-2009 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15725801)
they give really great head

they also give gifts that keep on giving

kmanrox 04-09-2009 09:37 AM

anyone who says things like 'my retard friends' is surely like 14yo... how old are you?

WarChild 04-09-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15725921)
anyone who says things like 'my retard friends' is surely like 14yo... how old are you?

He's basically a frat boy.

RyuLion 04-09-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15725927)
He's basically a frat boy.

nope, never. Just tired of them complaining to me, and keep on doing the same mistakes..:2 cents:

WarChild 04-09-2009 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15725953)
nope, never. Just tired of them complaining to me, and keep on doing the same mistakes..:2 cents:

Dude, you think it's cool to go to every adult convention and be in multiple pictures biting on content (whores) asses. That's frat boy, sorry.

UFGators2007 04-09-2009 10:13 AM

Because they haven't grown up yet. Don't worry, they will one day.

UniqueD 04-09-2009 10:17 AM

i just started dating a stripper, she's different tho. she can change.

polish_aristocrat 04-09-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15726017)
Dude, you think it's cool to go to every adult convention and be in multiple pictures biting on content (whores) asses. That's frat boy, sorry.

:1orglaugh

RyuLion 04-09-2009 10:27 AM

I'm being trolled! help! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Farang 04-09-2009 10:29 AM

I love strippers, I love I love I LOVE them!!

JFK 04-09-2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG (Post 15725801)
they give really great head

do they ?:helpme

Agent 488 04-09-2009 11:00 AM

every ho is going to school right away. i thought that was common knowledge. usually to become a substance abuse counsellor.

Jim_Gunn 04-09-2009 11:02 AM

I just turned forty but I am seeing an eighteen year old newbie porn star. She thinks I am hot and the sex is off the hook! No major drama yet, wish me luck, lol!

F-U-Jimmy 04-09-2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15725836)
I know they do but u can also teach a "normal" girl to do that..:2 cents:

Normal girl = boring :2 cents:

seeandsee 04-09-2009 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15725734)
I'm tired of hearing all these complaints about their gfs, so why do u keep on dating those types of girls? :helpme

Typical answer:

oh, I don't know. She's hot. :helpme
She told me she can change :helpme
She told me she stoped dancing but now needs $ from me for school..:helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stev0 04-09-2009 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 15726300)
I just turned forty but I am seeing an eighteen year old newbie porn star. She thinks I am hot and the sex is off the hook! No major drama yet, wish me luck, lol!

No offense, but a 40 year old with an 18 year old? That's pretty fucked up IMO...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-09-2009 11:27 AM

Maybe cause it's not so complicated, as with those more mentally balanced?

:)

Vexes 04-09-2009 11:45 AM

stippers go on dates?

Tom_PM 04-09-2009 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15726106)
I'm being trolled! help! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You bit your way into this, now you just bite your way out of it, lol.

Nautilus 04-09-2009 03:26 PM

I dated both strippers and whores, and porn models too, just for the hell of it.

I'm still in one piece.

Yen_HerbalRevenue 04-09-2009 03:36 PM

I love Strippers too....

And of course if you tell some chick to quit her job because you don't like her doing that, you should support her until she gets back on her feet. She is making a huge change for you... but stupid guys just expect you to quit and still have your own money...

Give them money!!! Or shut up about the profession...

JenniDahling 04-09-2009 03:38 PM

You just answered yourself... Retarded friends. lol

A girl's gotta earn a living, you can't blame the girls.

RyuLion 04-09-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue (Post 15727580)
I love Strippers too....

And of course if you tell some chick to quit her job because you don't like her doing that, you should support her until she gets back on her feet. She is making a huge change for you... but stupid guys just expect you to quit and still have your own money...

Give them money!!! Or shut up about the profession...

I know its my friend's fault for giving her $$$ then its easy for her to quit, but then when drama starts to boil (like every relationship), people's moods start changing and they start going bonkers.
I'm not hating the profession. :) Just like I don't hate being a WebMaster. :pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15727599)
You just answered yourself... Retarded friends. lol

A girl's gotta earn a living, you can't blame the girls.

Yeap, he keeps on promising them the world so they quit their job, then try to better themselfs by going to school..

collegeboobies 04-09-2009 04:30 PM

Thats some funny shit

DarkJedi 04-09-2009 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15725794)
I know, the worst part is that if u work with your friend it affects the work-flow also..:Oh crap

Working with friends...

You, sir, are an idiot.

:2 cents:

JaneB 04-09-2009 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15727599)
You just answered yourself... Retarded friends. lol

A girl's gotta earn a living, you can't blame the girls.

:thumbsup

WarChild 04-09-2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15727818)
Working with friends...

You, sir, are an idiot.

:2 cents:

Yeah because friends working together can NEVER work out.

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DarkJedi 04-09-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15727898)
Yeah because friends working together can NEVER work out.

it ends up in disaster in more that 100% of all cases

/FACTS

Jim_Gunn 04-09-2009 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 15726395)
No offense, but a 40 year old with an 18 year old? That's pretty fucked up IMO...

You must be either a young guy, a father or a woman to think that, lol. Her dad's thirty-five. :thumbsup

american pervert 04-09-2009 07:12 PM

my new years resolution was to not to date any more sex workers

justinsain 04-09-2009 07:16 PM

How can you even tell if a stripper is your girlfriend.

Seems like I always got more action for less money when I left them at the club.

slapass 04-09-2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15727768)
Yeap, he keeps on promising them the world so they quit their job, then try to better themselfs by going to school..

Ahh here is the issue. Help them make more cash as a stripper or whatever. Don't make them quit as they will just get all bored and fuck with you. If she was good at school or self improvement she would not be a stripper. Tell him to buy them a boob job and increase their earnings instead of school. Everyone wins then.

RyuLion 04-09-2009 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 15728314)
Ahh here is the issue. Help them make more cash as a stripper or whatever. Don't make them quit as they will just get all bored and fuck with you. If she was good at school or self improvement she would not be a stripper. Tell him to buy them a boob job and increase their earnings instead of school. Everyone wins then.

There's a problem. I respect women that have a brain vs. fake body parts to get a guys attention and earn $ that way..:(

That's me. I bet I'm gonna get Flamed by saying this..:pimp

jmcb420 04-09-2009 07:36 PM

I know quite a few strippers who are decent people, but I wouldn't date any of them. From time to time one of my friends will and its always the exact same shit. Most guys cant handle a relationship like that.

d-null 04-10-2009 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15725836)
I know they do but u can also teach a "normal" girl to do that..:2 cents:

this concept of a "normal" girl intrigues me, I'm not sure I've ever seen one before.... tell us more..... :1orglaugh

sexandcash 04-10-2009 04:21 AM

Well Ryu I think you answered your own question "Why do some of my RETARDED friends..." :winkwink:

Eh, these kind of people won't listen to a word of reason.
You have to let these babies make their own mistakes and come to their own realizations.
Most people are like that.
So just nod, smile and you'll know in your head going into it that it's doomed for failure for reason A, B or C.

And then your friend will come after the breakup and relate all of the knowledge you knew prior. Just nod, smile, be sympathetic and be a good friend when this happens.

Nothing to do.....
:helpme

CarlosTheGaucho 04-10-2009 04:47 AM

Allejandro - a PERSONAL QUESTION right here:

Will you say you NEVER dated a stripper or a whore?

:)


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