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$5 submissions 04-05-2009 03:52 PM

Fucked up April Fool's joke -- Online brokerages 'gives' $1 Million to all members
 
http://consumerist.com/5198894/worst...start-spending
Online brokerage site Zecco somehow failed to predict that surprising customers with multi-million dollar trading balances for April Fools would encourage their customers to make actual trades with their newfound riches. When Zecco realized what was happening, they responded by panic-selling the purchased stocks at a loss and charging the balance to customers, along with a $19.99 broker-assisted trading fee. One poor schmo bought $1 million worth of shares that were later sold for less than the purchase price.

jono 04-05-2009 04:20 PM

Burned! :)

papill0n 04-05-2009 04:21 PM

I was just reading about this on reddit Gene. Wow did they ever fuck up !

Ozarkz 04-05-2009 04:24 PM

:facepalm:

420 04-05-2009 04:28 PM

Nobody tried to withdraw?

Platinumpimp 04-05-2009 04:51 PM

Lawyer up I'd say :D

woj 04-05-2009 08:23 PM

they must be retarded, how could you not put some blocks in so people can't use that $$, amateurs....

collegeboobies 04-05-2009 08:24 PM

Yeah fuckin morons.. I'd have to invest it all in my friends company at an inflated price

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-05-2009 08:35 PM

the company laid all losses onto the clients? is that the way i am reading that? now that's fucked up....

maxjohan 04-05-2009 09:16 PM

http://www.zecco.com/forums/Zecco-cl...m-53335_1.aspx

Brilliant.. if this is real, we have hit another new in human mankind Low.


"yes cause i thought it was fantasy money cause my cash balance was the same. so they sold 2000 of my stocks they cleaned me out what should i do can i get a lawyer???""

maxjohan 04-05-2009 09:33 PM

Seems like it was an Bug on April's fools.. :helpme

$5 submissions 04-06-2009 11:35 AM

April fools gone bad. Very bad. :(

_Richard_ 04-06-2009 11:49 AM

wow that sounds messed up

tiger 04-06-2009 12:08 PM

Financial institutions should not be celebrating April Fools.

Seriously fucked up, they even trying to charge them for the trades they made with the fantasy money.

sortie 04-06-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15710319)
http://consumerist.com/5198894/worst...start-spending
Online brokerage site Zecco somehow failed to predict that surprising customers with multi-million dollar trading balances for April Fools would encourage their customers to make actual trades with their newfound riches. When Zecco realized what was happening, they responded by panic-selling the purchased stocks at a loss and charging the balance to customers, along with a $19.99 broker-assisted trading fee. One poor schmo bought $1 million worth of shares that were later sold for less than the purchase price.


That is stupid to play with money.
Good thing they don't sell guns or dynamite. :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-06-2009 12:47 PM

i blame it on conficker

$5 submissions 04-06-2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 15712592)
Financial institutions should not be celebrating April Fools.

Seriously fucked up, they even trying to charge them for the trades they made with the fantasy money.

That's the superfucked part.

Manowar 04-06-2009 12:51 PM

way to be moronic

Scott McD 04-06-2009 12:51 PM

Possibly the most pointless and retarded day of the year...

V_RocKs 04-06-2009 03:56 PM

I shoot crack directly into my veins.

$5 submissions 04-06-2009 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15712749)
Possibly the most pointless and retarded day of the year...

Millions in lost productivity? :1orglaugh:Oh crap:mad:

LiveDose 04-06-2009 08:00 PM

Some serious retards running that company.

$5 submissions 04-06-2009 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 15712747)
way to be moronic

Both parties or just the company?


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