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Sly 04-03-2009 09:58 PM

My microwave keeps beeping
 
Started this about a week ago. It just randomly starts beeping. Pretty annoying... have to unplug it so it stops. Maybe it's trying to tell me to save the world by using less electricity?

Anyone else have a possessed microwave?

Jdoughs 04-03-2009 09:59 PM

Does the clock on it need to be programmed?

Sly 04-03-2009 10:00 PM

I did that a couple weeks ago when the time changed. Although now that you mention it, it has started up since that took place. Will have to check into that...

I swear to God nothing I own never works right. User error!

SBJ 04-03-2009 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 15706469)
Does the clock on it need to be programmed?

:2 cents: yup what I was thinking too

Loch 04-03-2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15706466)
Started this about a week ago. It just randomly starts beeping. Pretty annoying... have to unplug it so it stops. Maybe it's trying to tell me to save the world by using less electricity?

Anyone else have a possessed microwave?

buy a new one, they are like 100 bucks dude :uhoh

Sly 04-03-2009 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15706485)
buy a new one, they are like 100 bucks dude :uhoh

Why would I run out and replace a microwave that is probably perfectly fine just because it's beeping?

Loch 04-03-2009 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15706489)
Why would I run out and replace a microwave that is probably perfectly fine just because it's beeping?

Because that has to be fucking annoying? And why would you want to deal with that?

USUALENT 04-03-2009 10:07 PM

how old is it?

minddust 04-03-2009 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15706485)
buy a new one, they are like 100 bucks dude :uhoh

Yup, only 100 bucks

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/23...7dfe568a64.jpg

A new computer? no problemo amigo, 300 bucks!

http://www.ban.org/photogallery/chin...mpling_pic.jpg

Sly 04-03-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15706494)
Because that has to be fucking annoying? And why would you want to deal with that?

I want to fix it! If I replaced everything that didn't quite work right I would go broke in no time.

I bought the microwave at the end of 2007.

Loch 04-03-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust (Post 15706501)

So one picture from a recycle depot? "that is btw a good thing" idiot

And one from a dump in the dark region of the eastern block?

Loch 04-03-2009 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust (Post 15706501)
Yup, only 100 bucks



A new computer? no problemo amigo, 300 bucks!

So now please go have a zip from your plastic water bottle or diet coke.....do some real damage without thinking about it like everyone else why don't ya.

GrouchyAdmin 04-03-2009 10:25 PM

I have a smoke detector that does not detect smoke, but it does detect humidity.

I'm thinking of reselling it as a 'rain detector'.

hypedough 04-03-2009 10:27 PM

It means it's emitting toxins into your food.

LeRoy 04-03-2009 10:28 PM

Did you take the food out? Sometimes I forget to eat and the fucking thing beeeps and beeps

PSD CSS XHTML 04-03-2009 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 15706530)
I have a smoke detector that does not detect smoke, but it does detect humidity.

I'm thinking of reselling it as a 'rain detector'.

Greatest sig ever. You have to get 'their' and 'there' in there:winkwink:
I cringe every time I see that one online.



that sucks about the microwave btw

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-03-2009 10:34 PM

Don't worry, it's just taking your picture.

My girlfriends curling iron does that to me while I'm taking a shit, I just smile for the camera.

mikeyddddd 04-03-2009 10:39 PM


bausch 04-03-2009 10:41 PM

http://www.google.com/search?client=...=Google+Search

530media 04-03-2009 11:58 PM

Yup... just buy another one - and to the guy who decided to post pictures of a landfill, I think i will link you to a landfill

http://www.nycgovparks.org/sub_your_...ills_park.html

how nice

Blingbaby 04-04-2009 12:34 AM

Earplugs dude. Keep it simple..

cherrylula 04-04-2009 06:47 AM

maybe your popcorn is done? :1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 04-04-2009 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 15707203)
maybe your popcorn is done? :1orglaugh

You beat me to it.:1orglaugh

clickhappy 04-04-2009 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15706466)
Started this about a week ago. It just randomly starts beeping. Pretty annoying... have to unplug it so it stops. Maybe it's trying to tell me to save the world by using less electricity?

Anyone else have a possessed microwave?

mine did that and actually started typoing 6666666666666 in the screen lol. It kept printing 666 out.
Threw it out and bought a new one.

PurrrsianPussyKat 04-04-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 530media (Post 15706688)
Yup... just buy another one - and to the guy who decided to post pictures of a landfill, I think i will link you to a landfill

http://www.nycgovparks.org/sub_your_...ills_park.html

how nice

Having lived on staten island for a little while, let me be the first to say that place stinks to high hell and I can't imagine "enjoying" myself wandering around on top of it. lol

Zester 04-04-2009 10:48 AM

next thread will be: "HELP! my car stopped moving and the gas meter is at "LOW". what do I do now ?

After Shock Media 04-04-2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 15706509)
So now please go have a zip from your plastic water bottle or diet coke.....do some real damage without thinking about it like everyone else why don't ya.

Leave coke out of it. They already spent 60 million on a new plant that will reuse or recycle 100% of its plastic and aluminum cans. The plant will go online early 2010. Pepsi on the other hand is kicking and screaming, best they will do is buy their electricity from green sources.

Back to you Sly since the beep is more than likely just something stupid and annoying. Can you not just add it to a power strip. Then turn the power strip off when it is not in use. The damn microwave and a few others like coffee makers are using up your electricity when not in use due to stupid functions anyways. Honestly who needs so damn many clocks in one room that also run on electricity when you can get one that ones on springs and weights or at very least rechargeable batteries.

Zester 04-04-2009 10:58 AM

wait, I had this once. this is very common.
first thing you have to do is check the manual for this kind of technical issue, if you don't have the manual paper book than look it up at the Internet, or you can follow this online set of instructions which usually this solves the problem, but unplug it first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5APPT7Rc8o

after you follow through the video plug it back in and it should work just fine

baddog 04-04-2009 11:00 AM

When mine does that it usually means it is done cooking/heating.

bobby666 04-05-2009 11:33 AM

there's a new micro virus out there

Loch 04-05-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15707599)
Leave coke out of it. They already spent 60 million on a new plant that will reuse or recycle 100% of its plastic and aluminum cans. The plant will go online early 2010. Pepsi on the other hand is kicking and screaming, best they will do is buy their electricity from green sources.

Hooray they are now only 20 or so years behind countries like Denmark, Sweden and Norway

Helps a BIT, but i doubt the hords or idiots and morons will stop tossing them overboard from their bots, cars, etc etc the list goes on

~Ray 04-05-2009 02:48 PM

so... what happend?

candyflip 04-05-2009 02:58 PM

The cheap one in my upstairs kitchen does the same thing.


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