Dildo = 2 Years in Jail
 

God Damn.

http://www.news-journal.com/news/new...8221.2870.html

'State law appears a little less forgiving: It's illegal to "wholesale promote" obscene materials or devices. Texas statute says an obscene device is a simulated sexual organ or an item designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. The law allows investigators to assume that anyone with six or more of the items is intending to promote them. '

'texas is the reason the presidents dead'

Welcome to Texas
Home of the Prez
&
Leave your Dangerous Dildos at home
But bring your Six Gun

Texas = Taliban

My wife and I only use 5 dildos at a time so I think we are safe... I only have so many holes in my body...

burp

That's satire, right?

One of my favorite songs of all time...

Anythingover 6 items is considered promoting....

What makes 6 the lucky number? Maybe she just wanted some variety?! hahahaha

twinkley

I believe it is possible..the reason I moved out of Texas to Vegas was on the advice of an attorney that specializes in first amendment cases.

So you can have a six-gun, but not six dildos? That's just amazing. Words cannot describe. That is seriously fucked-up. Yay freedom. Go USA. Its one thing to have laws like that-- every state has its blue laws. But to enforce such an insane law? And the way they talk about the crime in the article? It's astounding.

Texas can lick my dirty dildo...

The only fucking speeding ticket I got in my whole life was in Texas -- 10mph too fast in the middle of bloody nowhere... and the cops like to point their finger at you...

:BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang: TEXAS

6 MAN! Not Seven. Not 5.. 6 MINUTE ABS!

In Texas they have dozens of religion radio stations where they spend most of their time complaining about rap music.

Vote Republican!!

Keep Texas, Texas

Now I remember why I moved out of that godless place!

Wow... one can get in trouble for practically anything - I guess she wasn't really DUI, so they decided to think up a charge to make themselves look better. idiots.

good to know they're getting these horrible dildo sellers off the streets and leaving the crack dealers alone.

thanks to the hard work of the police, this world is becoming a better place.

So if you have 6 or more it's like trafficing... hahahahaha

*buries dildo collection in basement*

Wasn't there a softcore 70's porn film about a religious radio station in Texas and their huge breasted vee-jay? I'm sure there was a couple in the film that always listened to the radio station while having sex.....


Or do I watch too much late night TV?

Damn - remind me not to move to Texas!

Don't move to Texas.

I need to move.

Good, I hope they prosecute her to the fullest extent of the law and make an example of her.

Look, these so-called sex "toys" may seem like harmless fun, but they can act as gateways to the Sybian and other "fucking machines." Once women realize they can get a little pleasure from these "toys", they're bound to continue experimenting with more and more extreme stuff. It's no laughing matter.

Just say no to the "O"!

:eek7

Land of the Free

Do they sell condoms in 6 packs as well?

Oklahoma is even worse.

It's important for foreigners to understand that the whole southeastern quadrant of the US, extended somewhat to include Texas, is plagued by inbreeding.

If you don't know what I mean, rent *Deliverance*.

I'd be willing to bet that one of the cops is married to his mother and that the other one has an eyeball on his shoulder. The judge's main qualification will be his resemblance in appearance and manner to the Queen in Alice In Wonderland.

Uh, gothweb is from the States.

That would have been a relevant comment had I not been talking about the region where the arrest took place.

You quoted gothweb and started talking about foreigners. I pointed out that he isn't a foreigner. How is that not relevant?

Exactly. And from there they turn into sluts that do nothing but fuck machines on camera all day. This woman should be grateful she was caught.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice

Sad sad sad!!

Indeed :winkwink:

Texas sucks, there's no doubt about that.

TEXAS

17 sex toys = 2 years
17 pistols = No Problem! :321GFY