STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS by Pimpdog
 

For all you 3rd world country wannabes this is how it is. deal with it.

Canada is like the mary popins of the world.. happy go lucky. no probs really.

Russia used to have some strength, but they all turned into bitches.

Africa... heh.

Germany.. they rock for dialers.

UK... see germany.

China/Japan.. now there is a threat there.. but nothing to worry about in our lifetime.

Australia... nice people.. no beef with the aussies.

The rest of you 3rd world countries that piss and moan about the USA and the problems we have.. lol.. get real.

I can drive my car down the street without having to worry about being blown up by a rocket launcher.
Our women can fuck and suck and gangbang where ever they want without fear of being stoned to death.
I can buy a candybar at the store for around .65 not 4 dollars like most other places.
I can believe in any god i want, and not have to worry that the govt is going to come take everything I own.
I can wear pink pants, and a swade shirt w/loafers without givin a 2nd look by society.
I can do all kinds of shit that I couldnt do anywhere else...

lamers.

All you bitches that cry about USA....
3 words for ya with a photo illustration.

GFY :321GFY

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Not for long.

God bless America