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TDF 11-22-2002 01:24 PM

lets welcome my newest bitch!
 
I dare you to step foot in my territory...around that other board you are revered as some sort of God.I make more daily than you do with your site in a week


Chronic in my left hand, hoes in my right let me bitchslap you around like the whore you are..welcome to GFY

Fletch XXX 11-22-2002 01:27 PM

yes!

TDF 11-22-2002 01:28 PM

for someone who not only is a mommas boy you talk about your 'net ventures' yet your plans flounder like a fish out of water. Big shit from a kid who still lives at home..I dare you to test me...walk a day in my shoes and know whats its like to be the King Of All Blacks :)

Cohen 11-22-2002 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
I dare you to step foot in my territory...around that other board you are revered as some sort of God.I make more daily than you do with your site in a week


Chronic in my left hand, hoes in my right let me bitchslap you around like the whore you are..welcome to GFY

I dare not mess with the "resident Supernegro" I will stay at your feet, and hope not to draw to much attention from you.

Sly_RJ 11-22-2002 01:34 PM

Sorry bro, I'll stop fucking with you. You da man.

TDF 11-22-2002 01:35 PM

have you ever paid cash for a car? Or ran your own buisness? I just stepped into this adult game and demanded my respect and never stepped on any toes in the process. The difference between you and me...im intelligent,never bit the hand that feeds me and I breathe loyalty. I have seen kids like you build galleries all day and have nothing to show for it. I was successful before I got my feet wet...im still a newbie in this,albeit a very well paid newbie but I dont talk about shit I dont know about..


Come forth Kareem...your destiny awaits...become as a child taking forth its first steps..let me walk you through Hell

Brown Bear 11-22-2002 01:36 PM

what are you talking about?

SetTheWorldonFire 11-22-2002 01:36 PM

:eek7

TDF 11-22-2002 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
what are you talking about?
if you speak his name 3 times he will come forth..

cherrylula 11-22-2002 01:37 PM

fuckin' right.

Cohen 11-22-2002 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
what are you talking about?
Think he went Martin-luther-king on us :glugglug

TeraBabes 11-22-2002 01:41 PM

/me is confused.

:eek7

Theo 11-22-2002 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
:eek7
i'll second that

:eek7

Simon-interaid 11-22-2002 01:42 PM

LOL. ya im confused too.

What are you talking about ?

TDF 11-22-2002 01:42 PM

Everything I do in life is self motivated. I feed off of competition.I'm this game for the longrun..residual income is my game,offshore funds,offline buisnesses..if you had half the competive flare I had you wouldnt be stuck making galleries and bitching about ratios..


Live,breathe,relish the fact that I own you...you have been served saith the Lord your God

Kat - Fast 11-22-2002 01:52 PM

you needin some :helpme ?

TeraBabes 11-22-2002 01:52 PM

Doooooooood.... who the fuck are you talking to?

Not all of us feel like surfing all the other boards in hopes of finding the thread in question :glugglug

Hooterdog 11-22-2002 01:56 PM

<BR>
whatchutalkinboutfli?

gornyhuy 11-22-2002 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
for someone who not only is a mommas boy you talk about your 'net ventures' yet your plans flounder like a fish out of water. Big shit from a kid who still lives at home..I dare you to test me...walk a day in my shoes and know whats its like to be the King Of All Blacks :)
toodamnfli, you're not actually the "King of All Blacks" as ordained by Howard Stern, are you?

:question :pimp

TDF 11-22-2002 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy


toodamnfli, you're not actually the "King of All Blacks" as ordained by Howard Stern, are you?

:question :pimp



the porn god told me so.. :)

TDF 11-22-2002 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Doooooooood.... who the fuck are you talking to?

Not all of us feel like surfing all the other boards in hopes of finding the thread in question :glugglug

just to clarify my position its not a specific board but its a programs board...but if my assumptions right he will bite and become GFY's new resident assclown (sorry pimpdog..this ones got you beat by farrr) :)

Vox 11-22-2002 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli


if you speak his name 3 times he will come forth..

Beetlejuice

bushwacker 11-22-2002 02:06 PM

beetlejuice

RedShoe 11-22-2002 02:08 PM

beetlejuice

rdunn404 11-22-2002 02:08 PM

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/.../701/jules.gif

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Undutchable 11-22-2002 02:09 PM

gin & juice

Brown Bear 11-22-2002 02:10 PM

Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother fucka. Say what one more god damn time!

TDF 11-22-2002 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/.../701/jules.gif

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

you always seem to have the right things to say at the appropiate moment:thumbsup

TDF 11-22-2002 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother fucka. Say what one more god damn time!

hahah saith "KOAB"

eroswebmaster 11-22-2002 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
walk a day in my shoes and know whats its like to be the King Of All Blacks :)
You're Johnny Cochran?

TDF 11-22-2002 02:15 PM

please..come tell us how you make 500 a pay period with your site...tell us your great marketing tips...I call you forth and spread your wisdom with all of GFY

Pornwolf 11-22-2002 02:18 PM

*Bows to the resident supernegro*

What the hell is he talking about?

bushwacker 11-22-2002 02:19 PM

fear of a black planet

Jakk 11-22-2002 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
beetlejuice
Funk dat! toodamnfli is more like CandyMan :ticking

TDF 11-22-2002 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jakk


Funk dat! toodamnfli is more like CandyMan :ticking


im a living..walking..psychopath talkin

TDF 11-22-2002 02:23 PM

GFY shall have a new assclown..and they call call him Platinum..for he shall tell us all how to make money living from our parents home

The Dawg 11-22-2002 02:31 PM

Ah I know who you are talking about.... What did this cat do to deserve this word lashing?


The Dawg

Pornwolf 11-22-2002 02:34 PM

Ahh... ok. Now I get it.

TDF 11-22-2002 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Dawg
Ah I know who you are talking about.... What did this cat do to deserve this word lashing?


The Dawg


nothing to hurt any of my buisness or anything like that he just has been talking sideways out of his face. Everybody knows why all his traffic got pulled from OP and he has been bitchin and cryin and trying to get me to get his traffic back up. Everybody knows how much of a whiney ass troll he is and I called him out about it especially livin with his momma. You cant be a baller still livin with your parents...it just doesnt happen that way..plus I think he would make the perfect black spacedog! :)

Fletch XXX 11-22-2002 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
You cant be a baller still livin with your parents...it just doesnt happen that way..
that pretty much sums it up.

:smokin

TDF 11-22-2002 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


that pretty much sums it up.

:smokin

I have been living on my own for the past 6 years..left the wings at 18 and have been flying high every since..my competive fire will never burn out

Fletch XXX 11-22-2002 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli


I have been living on my own for the past 6 years..left the wings at 18 and have been flying high every since..my competive fire will never burn out

i moved out at 20, but same here 6 years.

cept when i moved out, i moved to California.

:smokin

The Dawg 11-22-2002 02:41 PM

I see.

Sly_RJ 11-22-2002 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


i moved out at 20, but same here 6 years.

cept when i moved out, i moved to California.

:smokin

Me too, but I was 18. Muahahaha.

jreaka 11-22-2002 02:49 PM

:1orglaugh

This is to funny!!!!!!

eroswebmaster 11-22-2002 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli


I have been living on my own for the past 6 years..left the wings at 18 and have been flying high every since..my competive fire will never burn out

Me I got kicked out of the house as a fetus....moved to new york city lived off my umbilical cord for awhile.
Things got a little rough made some extra cash working in Warhol films.
Got $50 for the movie "fetus sleeping." One of those artsy fartsy films.
Knocked around Times Square throughout my adolescence as a urinator.
The city paid me $10 a day to urinate on the sidewalks.
Something about there bing a lack of bums that year and they wanted to keep up their image.
I moved to Los Angeles in my early teens. I found a flyer that promised big wages selling roses on street corners.
Got there and all that was left were oranges...not as much cash but hey it was better pay than the peanuts.
I turned 18 and worked in the gay porn industry as craft services.
We didn't offer snacks, just a variety of flavored lubes and jells.
That lasted for about 2 years, the pay was good but lunches were horrible.
I don't think I could ever gulp eat a tube of mint flavored ky jelly again.
I then got a job working in a porn theatre...similar to my job as urinator but this time it involved semen.
If you ever visited the pussy kat in Hollywood you were either walking or sitting in my cum at some point.
I decided to leave the porn biz and did so for a few short years.
Not having much skill, and there not being much need for urinators and sperminators anymore...fucking technology wiped me out...I ended up pulling small scams on Venice Beach.
The scam usually involved me being a tourist and I would give these psychics $5.00 to tell my future...damn all that info and for only $5.00.
That didn't last long because I was broke.
I finally moved back to Texas and decided I would get back into porn...had some good ideas but grandma was dead so a site based on her was out of the picture.
I decided to give away as much free porn as possible...didn't know anything about sponsors just gave away free porn.
I figured word of mouth would help my business...it did I was so excited when I got that first bandwidt bill...you see they were all movie galleries.
Don't know what to do now.
I figured I could give hand jobs for $5.00 at one of the porn theatres here in Vegas...but I don't have much skill in that.
Too bad they don't need a sperminator.
But hey..at least I dont' live with my mama and daddy.

TheFLY 11-22-2002 02:53 PM

yer mom smokes too much weed too...

TDF 11-22-2002 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jreaka
:1orglaugh

This is to funny!!!!!!


as impossible as it is to get on my ignore list congrats for a job well done!

TDF 11-22-2002 02:58 PM

bbl yall..got to scoop up a few honeys for the night!


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