What text works best when you want members to upgrade their accounts?
 

I have a free site with bonus areas that members have to pay for if they want the bonus stuff.

I dont know what text to use
"Upgrade your account"
"Get Full Access"
what works best?

I used to say "Contribute" or "Donate to the site" but then I realized that they dont give a shit about donating or helping the site, they just want to know what they get.

"click here to buy more shit!"

forgot to mention I only got 18 characters of space to put this text in :(

"become made"

fuck you pay me

Upgrade or DIE!

"Get MORE from your Membership!"
"Access Special Bonus Area"
"V.I.P. Upgrade Access"
"Intelligent people upgrade. Click here now!"

"Um... What exactly are you waiting for? I have somewhere I need to be. If you are just going to sit there and not click me, can I at least go let this other guy in while I'm waiting on you? Click here to say Yes or No."

Along the same line...

"Hey... Um, could you go ahead and click me and get your upgrade finished with? I have a few other guys in line that are waiting on you. Please decide, so that we can move the line along in an efficient manner!"

can you squeeze that into 18 characters? ;)

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