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notoldschool 03-27-2009 08:31 AM

Mother cooks and eats friend in front of 7 year old son
 
yummy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2342637.ece

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 08:32 AM

i love humans

AssPirate 03-27-2009 08:33 AM

What, no recipes?!?!?

Phoenix 03-27-2009 08:33 AM

it seems like a hard thing to do to cook someone in the oven...as if it is extra twisted

Iron Fist 03-27-2009 08:36 AM

Wonder what that must of smelled like... ugh.

cherrylula 03-27-2009 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15679518)
Wonder what that must of smelled like... ugh.

breakfast? :1orglaugh

:Oh crap

USUALENT 03-27-2009 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15679518)
Wonder what that must of smelled like... ugh.

bacon maybe:pimp

Ethersync 03-27-2009 09:15 AM

Russians...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_766053a.jpg

Vicious_B 03-27-2009 09:15 AM

Bet that kid has some serious issues later in life.

AssPirate 03-27-2009 09:18 AM

According to one theory, human flesh when properly prepped is probably the most nutritious and sweet-smelling of flesh. If the flesh comes from a vegetarian female, there's probably less foul sulfuric compounds in her body that would make her less gamy. Remember that females menstruate to clean their internal organs, so roasting female flesh MIGHT be something quite pleasant.

Easton 03-27-2009 09:18 AM

vodka is bad

mvee 03-27-2009 09:21 AM

Siberia has got it going on.

DrChango 03-27-2009 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton (Post 15679798)
vodka is bad

Cease your blaspheming! There is nothing wrong with vodka! There is, however, an awful lot wrong with crazy Russian ladies in Siberian drinking too much of it :winkwink:

Tom_PM 03-27-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15679795)
According to one theory, human flesh when properly prepped is probably the most nutritious and sweet-smelling of flesh. If the flesh comes from a vegetarian female, there's probably less foul sulfuric compounds in her body that would make her less gamy. Remember that females menstruate to clean their internal organs, so roasting female flesh MIGHT be something quite pleasant.

I'm worried about you. lmfao

:1orglaugh:helpme

AssPirate 03-27-2009 09:28 AM

don't be, I'm vegan. LOL

quantum-x 03-27-2009 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15679795)
According to one theory, human flesh when properly prepped is probably the most nutritious and sweet-smelling of flesh. If the flesh comes from a vegetarian female, there's probably less foul sulfuric compounds in her body that would make her less gamy. Remember that females menstruate to clean their internal organs, so roasting female flesh MIGHT be something quite pleasant.

Really? I thought they menstruated to shed the lining of their uterus that was prepared for the impregnation of a zygote.

Idiot.

Davy 03-27-2009 09:49 AM

Well, you gotta eat something...

AssPirate 03-27-2009 09:50 AM

That too, cunt.

larss 03-27-2009 09:53 AM

sick world

pornguy 03-27-2009 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 15679889)
Really? I thought they menstruated to shed the lining of their uterus that was prepared for the impregnation of a zygote.

Idiot.

No dude.. It's all about the Bar B Q!

DarkJedi 03-27-2009 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15679795)
females menstruate to clean their internal organs

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Deesnuts 03-27-2009 12:34 PM

it puts the lotion on its skin

John-ACWM 03-27-2009 01:14 PM

Cannibal Holocaust

Ozarkz 03-27-2009 01:17 PM

These Cannibals always pick the same parts to cook and eat.

420 03-27-2009 01:19 PM

I wonder if she made soup from the brain.

alias 03-27-2009 01:20 PM

Taste like chicken?

digifan 03-27-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15679491)
What, no recipes?!?!?

Boy oh boy... :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-27-2009 01:23 PM

nothing surprising anymore

Rakie 03-27-2009 01:35 PM

I know there are a few cook books floating around with human recipes... Interesting.

quantum-x 03-27-2009 01:38 PM

Holy shit! Irkutsk in Siberia.

I've been there... :|

brassmonkey 03-27-2009 01:38 PM

spirits must have got in her jeffery dahmers soul

Sly 03-27-2009 01:38 PM

My only question is whether or not she also had fava beans.

kowalsky 03-27-2009 01:40 PM

What a face!!

Neighbor 03-27-2009 02:00 PM

2 words - major issues

brassmonkey 03-27-2009 02:06 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1835039.ece ill never travel to russia i promise

dav3 03-27-2009 02:11 PM

what the fuck

BruceM 03-27-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15680793)
My only question is whether or not she also had fava beans.

And perhaps a nice chianti.

gmr324 03-27-2009 03:24 PM

hmmmmm protein

HomerSimpson 03-27-2009 06:16 PM

yummy yummy...

brassmonkey 03-27-2009 06:19 PM

hahaha im not eatin nobody maybe a camel toe but not flesh

AtlantisCash 03-27-2009 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee (Post 15679812)
Siberia has got it going on.


My Holly MotherLand ;)

Bored 03-27-2009 06:33 PM

Why make her son watch? At least give him something to munch on, mothers these days.

Spunky 03-27-2009 06:44 PM

Damn,what the fuck

raven1083 03-27-2009 06:51 PM

OMG! poor little boy!


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