I'm suing you
 

You have offended me. You have suggested something I don't like. I'm calling my lawyer.

Wait...Now I am offended by what I have said...I'm suing myself. This nonsense has to stop.

crack kills

Actually...let me explain to you why I feel you are on crack.

First off...you gots to drive 85 miles an hour on the fucking I95 or Bee Line to keep up with anybody...when I'm down there I feel like a senior citizen...all I need is those big Bingo sunglasses....

Second Off...West Palm Beach is a shitty excuse for a city. Its the last outpost of Miami establishment and home to all the people in Florida who want to claim "yes I live in South Florida" yet don't want to risk the perils of a big city like Miami (snicker snicker).

BUT...West Palm Beach has a Tim Hortons...so there is one redeeming feature...

Finally...any city that tries to run two fucking MLB baseball teams out of one spring training complex is fucking retarded...No wonder the Braves moved to Orlando....

WORD!!!

:thumbsup

DH

Somebody needs a hug...