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Honez 03-25-2009 09:52 AM

I have FREE Gifts for you. Get Inside NOW!
 
I am headed to Phoenix for the 10th Annual Phoenix Forum a week from today and I am bringing some special goodies for a few special people.

What are these treats you ask? They are F.U.B.A.R. Webmasters Hone Pots! What is a Hone Pot? It is something that will bring weeks, months maybe even years of pleasure to you and those around you.

They are near and dear to me but, I only have a limited amount to hand out. If you are going to The Phoenix Forum and you would like your own special Hone Pot, drop me an email or ICQ and let me know so I can put you on the Priority List.

And to all of you that are lucky enough to get a F.U.B.A.R. Hone Pot, there is a nifty contest that goes along with it. Details will be handed out when you see me at the Phoenix Forum but, I can tell you this. The prizes are valued at $1850!

Hit me up and get yours reserved! Contact info is in my sig :pimp

JFK 03-25-2009 09:55 AM

Sig Spot:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bored 03-25-2009 09:55 AM

I like pot

Ice 03-25-2009 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15670640)
I am headed to Phoenix for the 10th Annual Phoenix Forum a week from today and I am bringing some special goodies for a few special people.

What are these treats you ask? They are F.U.B.A.R. Webmasters Hone Pots! What is a Hone Pot? It is something that will bring weeks, months maybe even years of pleasure to you and those around you.


Hone and pleasure in the same sentence. Sign me up :jerkoff:party-smi:wetkiss

UFGators2007 03-25-2009 10:03 AM

Hone this pot. Nah, seriously, nice deal. See ya there!

Honez 03-25-2009 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 15670669)
Hone and pleasure in the same sentence. Sign me up :jerkoff:party-smi:wetkiss

You aren't going to be in Phoenix :(

Are they ever going to let you out?

RyuLion 03-25-2009 10:05 AM

All you Hone pleasures are belong to me..

rhon23 03-25-2009 10:27 AM

I will take one Hone please. K thanks in advanace you are a peach

Honez 03-25-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 15670835)
I will take one Hone please. K thanks in advanace you are a peach

You are on the list sunshine :winkwink:

minddust 03-25-2009 10:32 AM

That's not clear... do I bring the rolling papers?:upsidedow

TurboAngel 03-25-2009 10:37 AM

Nice gift.

:)

Kiwigirl 03-25-2009 10:38 AM

Gimme gimme gimme....I wanna hone pot!!!!
I like free things!! What a girl gotta do to get some hone lovin? hehehe

OMG Jim 03-25-2009 10:38 AM

When will you be arriving in Phoenix??

You know I would love to have one of your Free Hone Pots :winkwink:

Oh the things that I am thinking now! :upsidedow
_

SCOOTER 03-25-2009 10:41 AM

Can I get one ..and a spanking from you ?

pornguy 03-25-2009 10:45 AM

Thats one I wish I could catch

munki 03-25-2009 10:49 AM

It's nothing like a neti pot right?

:Oh crap:Oh crap


Juicy D. Links 03-25-2009 10:52 AM

i rub honey on myself sometimes at nights then read poetry

The Adult Broker 03-25-2009 10:54 AM

Do you put the Hone in the Hone Pot? ;) If so, I am definitely hitting you up!

xo

Honez 03-25-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minddust (Post 15670867)
That's not clear... do I bring the rolling papers?:upsidedow

Not sure this will work in rolling papers :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl (Post 15670914)
Gimme gimme gimme....I wanna hone pot!!!!
I like free things!! What a girl gotta do to get some hone lovin? hehehe

Just say the word! :thumbsup

JenniDahling 03-25-2009 11:05 AM

Hone I want pot! I mean I want a Hone pot! And something to put in my apple!:winkwink:

Honez 03-25-2009 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 15670916)
When will you be arriving in Phoenix??

You know I would love to have one of your Free Hone Pots :winkwink:

Oh the things that I am thinking now! :upsidedow
_

I get in on the 1st and am there until the 5th. Your Hone Pot will be waiting for you :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCOOTER (Post 15670935)
Can I get one ..and a spanking from you ?

One Hone Pot and one spanking reserved for my Scooter!

Juicy D. Links 03-25-2009 11:10 AM

i am gonna get a honey almond body scrub tomorrow

WiredGuy 03-25-2009 11:14 AM

Can u ship me one :)
WG

Honez 03-25-2009 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15670985)
It's nothing like a neti pot right?

:Oh crap:Oh crap


I can say this much. No :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 15671016)
Do you put the Hone in the Hone Pot? ;) If so, I am definitely hitting you up!

xo

I put the "Hone" in everything :1orglaugh

You have one waiting for you in Phoenix!

Honez 03-25-2009 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15671091)
Hone I want pot! I mean I want a Hone pot! And something to put in my apple!:winkwink:

LOL! Hone Pot. Check. Mini salt and pepper shakers. Check check :1orglaugh

Vicious_B 03-25-2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15671131)
Can u ship me one :)
WG

Ditto. Please? :)

Honez 03-25-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15671114)
i am gonna get a honey almond body scrub tomorrow

Think of me when you use it.

Honez 03-25-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15671131)
Can u ship me one :)
WG

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15671212)
Ditto. Please? :)

I really can't ship them :( :(

JFK 03-25-2009 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15671565)
I really can't ship them :( :(

yeah, just too many variables involved,sorry guys. Part of the charm is getting it from Hone herself, sealed with a Kiss:winkwink: well ok, maybe not the kiss part:1orglaugh

SiMpLe 03-25-2009 01:37 PM

I'll take a Kush Hone Pot

WiredGuy 03-25-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15671565)
I really can't ship them :( :(

Can i ship you and you bring it with you?
WG

Honez 03-25-2009 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe (Post 15671809)
I'll take a Kush Hone Pot

That isn't the ancient African Kingdom, is it? ;)

PersianKitty 03-25-2009 02:02 PM

Me me me puuuhhleeezze


And yeah.. they never let Ice come out to play

The Heron 03-25-2009 02:03 PM

I've no idea what it is but I'll probably want one! I'll see you in phx

JFK 03-25-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 15671936)
I've no idea what it is but I'll probably want one! I'll see you in phx

thats the spirit:thumbsup

Kiwigirl 03-25-2009 04:32 PM

WORD!:winkwink:
Now where's my Hone pot? hehehe

brassmonkey 03-25-2009 06:33 PM

can i smoke a bowl in it

munki 03-25-2009 06:34 PM

bunch of fucking stoners...

JFK 03-26-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15673005)
bunch of fucking stoners...

:1orglaugh:stoned:stoned

JenniDahling 03-26-2009 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15671197)
LOL! Hone Pot. Check. Mini salt and pepper shakers. Check check :1orglaugh

Bringing the bungee cords too?

Honez 03-26-2009 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 15671929)
Me me me puuuhhleeezze


And yeah.. they never let Ice come out to play

You you you got one!! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 15671936)
I've no idea what it is but I'll probably want one! I'll see you in phx

Yes, I think you will so I am reserving one for you. Looking forward to chatting with you!

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. 03-26-2009 08:26 AM

I don't think I can let you give all of them away....
I know I want one of my very own "Hone Pots" :upsidedow
after all Hone and pleasure all at the same time , what can beat that :winkwink:

JFK 03-26-2009 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15673704)
Bringing the bungee cords too?

Just wouldnt be a party without Bungee cords:1orglaugh

Honez 03-26-2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15671890)
Can i ship you and you bring it with you?
WG

Now there is an idea!

CaptainHowdy 03-26-2009 11:42 AM

I want one :(...

Honez 03-26-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15675311)
I want one :(...

Don't frown. You can have one :)

rhon23 03-26-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15673704)
Bringing the bungee cords too?

Did someone say bungee cords!!! Good times with you 2 girls and bungee cords

Honez 03-26-2009 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 15675711)
Did someone say bungee cords!!! Good times with you 2 girls and bungee cords

I just hate that I lost that picture. No one does bungee cords like Rho!

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. 03-26-2009 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15676046)
I just hate that I lost that picture. No one does bungee cords like Rho!

don't worry JFK will be there so you can get a new one

TondaB 03-26-2009 03:06 PM

If it has to do with Hone, I have to have a pot;) See you soon sis!!!


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