Best response ever to a job ad
 

This is not a joke. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Below are 2 actual, real emails I got in response to a job posting.

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Email sent Sat, Mar 21, 2009 at 9:55 AM:

I ran accross your ad for this postion online, and I'm quite
interested. You can view my resume at
http://OMITTED.com (includes links to samples; others available
as well) or in the attached Word document. Thanks for your
consideration!

Email sent 10 minuts later on Sat, Mar 21, 2009 at 10:05 AM:

I looked again at the job description and noticed the adult
content. Please forget that I ever considered this horrible job.
That's sick and wicked. I'm offended that companies like this even
exist.

haha i wonder who he'd consider to be 'ok' companies to work for

big oil?

nike?

After he hit "Send" he immediately went to Pornhub to rub out his frustration over the wicked and sinful porn companies.

I'm just happy he didn't include "you're all going to burn in hell" at the end of his email.

I've received the same. But for me, I handle recruiting differently.

1. Vague ad.
2. Once contacted, I send them two sites with detailed explanations and examples.
3. I either never hear from them again. Receive an insult. Or they say no problem.

Honestly, thats funny as hell.

:1orglaugh nice one !

fucking shit :)

Just reply back to the first email as if you never got the second. "Congratulations, we've decided to hire you, compensation starts at 150k and you'll be required to work 20 hours a week. We look forward to welcoming you to our team. Oh, I just got your second email, I'm sorry, please disregard this reply."

The guy is stupid let him work in some corporate office.

sick and horrible!!! :pimp

i don't understand this at all. What's wrong with sex?

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Or "Sorry, but we saw your first email and we were pleased and already ordered corporate jet service to fly you out here, so either you've got the job or you owe us $5,000 for the jet service cancellation fees with a lawsuit if failure to pay within 48 hours...what's it going to be?"

fucking religious fanatic

Couldn't he just read the job ad in the first place?

that's a good one. lol

HAHAHA... thats great .. I actually own a mainstream photography company as well (hobby for my wife) .. the best is when I get an email and accidentally respond back to it from one of my work emails by default .... I usually just chuckle to myself .. never know who actually looks it up .. could care less .. "Uhm .. no sir I am sorry we aren't looking for our wedding to be shoot by a PORN producer " ....

I posted on a mainstream work at home board looking for an assistant writer. I specifically mentioned that it would be dealing with promo materials from adult websites and sent everyone who replied instructions to send me writing samples based on some galleries I emailed them. Of the dozen or so who replied, three of them wrote me angry emails about how "disgusting" and "wrong" it was and how they didn't know I meant THAT kind of adult material. One of them threatened to turn me in for cp and told me I was a sick pervert because one of the galleries was for a teen solo model site. Needless to say, I learned my lesson.

OH SNAP.

Good one. :1orglaugh

thats awesome.

lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

haha. he's just great

lol too funny

tight ass idiot

Glad you got my emails, you sick fuck

hahahaha.....

LOL! You really should send this as a reply. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

D'oh! Back to the unemployment line for that one. :(

I'll gladly sell him a vial of gypsy tears to help rid the curse of porno sin he got from you.

we are going to burn in hell anyway
if not, your the first webmaster in heaven

Bananas curly hairs where in the hells have you been at?
Halimah make much worry over you
you need make report to me next time you go sabbatical

i once had this indian guy with a turban who applied as programmer. he was really qualified but also didn't want to work with adult content. and we had 2 tax accountants who refused to work with us. luckily the banks we work with do not care

Many many people are retarded.

Ha ha. You need to hire that guy.

A few more weeks in the Unemployment line and that self-righteous, holier-than-thou bastard will probably come crawling back to your Inbox.

he'll be back in a few weeks when his parents kick him out of the house

LOL. I love you Kenny. Thanks for the laugh.