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MetaMan 03-23-2009 08:00 AM

FACT: if you wife or girlfriend cut their hair short they are basically saying
 
fuck sex and fuck what you think.

when women go into their butchy short hair mode it means they just want "an easier look" which boils down to "i just dont give a fuck what my man thinks anymore" and this is the best time to kick them to the curb.

all you women with short hair grow it out you look like a boy.

no it is not trendy and no you are not rhianna get over it.

Dirty Lord 03-23-2009 08:03 AM

i'm not married, sorry

candyflip 03-23-2009 08:04 AM

We call that the "tired mom" look.

EscortBiz 03-23-2009 08:05 AM

very few women can pull off short hair or bangs yet almost all think they can

seeandsee 03-23-2009 08:07 AM

i don't know

TurboAngel 03-23-2009 08:10 AM

Well I got my hair cut, 14 in so I could donate it to locks of love where they take hair and make wigs for kids who are sick.


:)

Agent 488 03-23-2009 08:13 AM

kanya west's gf is amazing.

CaptainHowdy 03-23-2009 08:13 AM

:bowdown... Yours is an unquestionable truth, MetaMan.

Sands 03-23-2009 08:15 AM

Serious offer here, Metaman: I will ghost write a book for you. It will detail your perceptive maxims and turn betas, omegas, and thetans into alphas.

Honez 03-23-2009 08:18 AM

My guy actually encouraged me to cut my hair shorter.

MetaMan 03-23-2009 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15662315)
Serious offer here, Metaman: I will ghost write a book for you. It will detail your perceptive maxims and turn betas, omegas, and thetans into alphas.

:1orglaugh

i will think about it i always wanted my own book i think the series would take off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15662325)
My guy actually encouraged me to cut my hair shorter.

he is gay, just like how he probably likes NSYNC because "its easy to dance to"

MetaMan 03-23-2009 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15662262)
We call that the "tired mom" look.

you are correct, but that is for house wives, you see young girls doing it now also. most likely lesbians or man haters. nothing says "i have never been fucked right" like short hair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15662294)
Well I got my hair cut, 14 in so I could donate it to locks of love where they take hair and make wigs for kids who are sick.


:)

well thats a diff story but grow it back long pleaz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15662308)
:bowdown... Yours is an unquestionable truth, MetaMan.

i only speak truth!

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15662266)
very few women can pull off short hair or bangs yet almost all think they can

dont even get me started on the gay fucking bangs how embarrassing. asian wannabe white chicks LOL

candyflip 03-23-2009 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662337)
you are correct, but that is for house wives, you see young girls doing it now also. most likely lesbians or man haters. nothing says "i have never been fucked right" like short hair.

At least mom can say she's been fucked right at least once. :1orglaugh

Iron Fist 03-23-2009 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15662325)
My guy actually encouraged me to cut my hair shorter.

Pussy hair right? :winkwink:

carol.prime 03-23-2009 08:51 AM

My boy loves my long black hair.

JamesK 03-23-2009 08:54 AM

It looks good one some women.

Nicky 03-23-2009 08:54 AM

I'm all for the long hair.

Diezel Jim 03-23-2009 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662241)
fuck sex and fuck what you think.

when women go into their butchy short hair mode it means they just want "an easier look" which boils down to "i just dont give a fuck what my man thinks anymore" and this is the best time to kick them to the curb.

all you women with short hair grow it out you look like a boy.

no it is not trendy and no you are not rhianna get over it.

Couldn't agree more. Been thinking the same thing for years -- but the bitches just don't get it.
:disgust

EscortBiz 03-23-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15662448)
It looks good one some women.

some people win the lotto too, but its rare, will you quit your job and start playing full time?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-23-2009 09:24 AM

I told my girlfriend if she even so much as cuts more then a milimeter above "trimming split ends" I'll shove the baby right back up her twat and leave.

nosey 03-23-2009 09:25 AM

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...urn1/jolie.jpg

MetaMan 03-23-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 15662569)

whos the boy with lipstick?

nosey 03-23-2009 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662576)
whos the boy with lipstick?

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?
How exactly does the sun set?
How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

It just does.

TurboAngel 03-23-2009 09:35 AM

I'm letting it grow back so I can donate it again.

:)

montel 03-23-2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662241)
fuck sex and fuck what you think.

when women go into their butchy short hair mode it means they just want "an easier look" which boils down to "i just dont give a fuck what my man thinks anymore" and this is the best time to kick them to the curb.

all you women with short hair grow it out you look like a boy.

no it is not trendy and no you are not rhianna get over it.

this is 100% true. they know it looks shit and clearly cant be bothered trying to look good any more. many years ago this happened to me and the bitch dumped me soon after. looking back it was a good thing. :)

MetaMan 03-23-2009 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montel (Post 15662696)
this is 100% true. they know it looks shit and clearly cant be bothered trying to look good any more. many years ago this happened to me and the bitch dumped me soon after. looking back it was a good thing. :)

thank god, a chick who doesnt care what you think is not worth the time, same works for the ladies with the men.

i keep my shit primmed and propped my pubes are like a work of art i keep them so symmetrical.

and i know some chicks with short hair are gonna take offense and go ask their pussy whipped boyfriend if it looks good and they will say yes.

dont get me wrong the guys have to have their shit together also. i keep it suited and booted. freshly cut.

C-Luv 03-23-2009 10:01 AM

I have long curly hair I would NEVER cut my hair short nor would I want too. I like long hair.

magicmike 03-23-2009 10:08 AM

lol, yeah most chicks don't pull off the short hair very well.

Fuck that pixie hairstyle.

JamesK 03-23-2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15662482)
some people win the lotto too, but its rare, will you quit your job and start playing full time?

Good idea :1orglaugh

Scott McD 03-23-2009 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 15662713)
I have long curly hair I would NEVER cut my hair short nor would I want too. I like long hair.

Yeah my gf has long curly hair too. She would NEVER get it cut short. The only thing she tried a while back was making it straight, but tbh i preferred the curly hair so she changed it back days later...

maxjohan 03-23-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662708)
thank god, a chick who doesnt care what you think is not worth the time, same works for the ladies with the men.

I'm for chicks with independent minds, and judging by your posts it seems like your manhood's increasing for everyday.

becky_gurlnextdoor 03-23-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15662294)
Well I got my hair cut, 14 in so I could donate it to locks of love where they take hair and make wigs for kids who are sick.


:)

Hey me toooo... it is finally growing back... its past my boobs again yay

MetaMan 03-23-2009 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 15662779)
I'm for chicks with independent minds, and judging by your posts it seems like your manhood's increasing for everyday.

ya a chick with independent mind who follows whatever trend a magazine tells her to do? ya that is real independent.

dont get me twisted about the women i date, these girls are dime pieces and business women. you wouldnt last a day with these girls because you are a joke.

they dont want a man that caters to them like a slave. have fun being the "o honey yes honey" guy. i refuse to be that.

smart women will agree with me on this. quality women find most women a joke just like me as a quality guy find most of you losers a complete joke.

Tom_PM 03-23-2009 10:24 AM

Short hair gives easy access to the neck.
Short hair means you wont ever get that shout/smack because you stepped or leaned on her hair.
Short hair means you dont need eye protection to defend against the long haired hair flip coming your way 5 times a day.

Long hair is great and all that, but there are points and counterpoints. Just like every opinion thread.

pornguy 03-23-2009 10:25 AM

I dont like short hair on women..

MetaMan 03-23-2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 15662815)
Short hair gives easy access to the neck.
Short hair means you wont ever get that shout/smack because you stepped or leaned on her hair.
Short hair means you dont need eye protection to defend against the long haired hair flip coming your way 5 times a day.

Long hair is great and all that, but there are points and counterpoints. Just like every opinion thread.

1. are you fat and lazy, move the hair out of the way
2. watch where your going idiot do you like when a chick glances across your balls
3. wtf are you gay? tell your chick to get some quality shampoo and maybe when she smacks you with her hair you wont feel sandpaper and split ends. nothing i love more then gettin smacked with a chicks long soft hair. thats womanly.

frostyimpressions 03-23-2009 11:37 AM

I've had my hair long and down my back since high school and IMO, long hair requires way less maintenance than short hair cuz short hair requires more styling (unless it's a pixie cut-so not my style), where as long hair, I can just blow dry for 15 minutes and the straight looks stylish on its own. Even the just got out of the shower long hair wavy look takes less than 5 minutes to add styling products, and it looks sexy. My man says he wouldn't mind if I ever cut my hair short, but I would never have the nerve to do it.

UFGators2007 03-23-2009 11:47 AM

Just cause she cut it short, it doesnt mean anything. There are other things that need to be considered. Was it radically different? Has she been doing anything different lately? Missing? Hard to get a hold of? New hobbies?

How is the relationship going? If a haircut is concerning you, then most likely something is up either with her or you.

boneprone 03-23-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15662325)
My guy actually encouraged me to cut my hair shorter.

He doesnt love you!
:)

boneprone 03-23-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UFGators2007 (Post 15663038)
Just cause she cut it short, it doesnt mean anything. There are other things that need to be considered. Was it radically different? Has she been doing anything different lately? Missing? Hard to get a hold of? New hobbies?

How is the relationship going? If a haircut is concerning you, then most likely something is up either with her or you.

Or Headlice..

MetaMan 03-23-2009 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostyimpressions (Post 15663009)
I've had my hair long and down my back since high school and IMO, long hair requires way less maintenance than short hair cuz short hair requires more styling (unless it's a pixie cut-so not my style), where as long hair, I can just blow dry for 15 minutes and the straight looks stylish on its own. Even the just got out of the shower long hair wavy look takes less than 5 minutes to add styling products, and it looks sexy. My man says he wouldn't mind if I ever cut my hair short, but I would never have the nerve to do it.

real woman +1

Quote:

Originally Posted by UFGators2007 (Post 15663038)
Just cause she cut it short, it doesnt mean anything. There are other things that need to be considered. Was it radically different? Has she been doing anything different lately? Missing? Hard to get a hold of? New hobbies?

How is the relationship going? If a haircut is concerning you, then most likely something is up either with her or you.

look 20 questions i am being real here either you get it or you dont, if you do you do if you dont you dont.

boneprone 03-23-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 15662713)
I have long curly hair I would NEVER cut my hair short nor would I want too. I like long hair.

Thats casue you are a real woman.

Built to please the man.

boneprone 03-23-2009 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 15662779)
I'm for chicks with independent minds, and judging by your posts it seems like your manhood's increasing for everyday.


Name one woman who can actually think for herself.

alexchechs 03-23-2009 11:57 AM

I have to disagree with this one...

Honez 03-23-2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15663043)
He doesnt love you!
:)

Damn. Tough crowd. :Oh crap

AZSarah 03-23-2009 12:13 PM

I dig short haired chicks but have long hair myself ... it takes a certain type of face & features to pull off short hair. I did the short haired thing once, won't do it again because it just doesn't suit me.
BUT it can look hot!

MetaMan 03-23-2009 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZSarah (Post 15663150)
I dig short haired chicks but have long hair myself ... it takes a certain type of face & features to pull off short hair. I did the short haired thing once, won't do it again because it just doesn't suit me.
BUT it can look hot!

and to many chicks are willing to take that risk!

i dont like having sex with an elf from lord of the rings, although hot on camera not in real life. because that is exactly what short haird chicks look like. (or a man)

MetaMan 03-23-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexchechs (Post 15663081)
I have to disagree with this one...

you cannot disagree with FACT /see thread title

maxjohan 03-23-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662809)
ya a chick with independent mind who follows whatever trend a magazine tells her to do? ya that is real independent.

dont get me twisted about the women i date, these girls are dime pieces and business women. you wouldnt last a day with these girls because you are a joke.

they dont want a man that caters to them like a slave. have fun being the "o honey yes honey" guy. i refuse to be that.

smart women will agree with me on this. quality women find most women a joke just like me as a quality guy find most of you losers a complete joke.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're reckless in your assumptions. Everything you say there could have
two sides or more. It's like a coin, you know?

I mean, how do I really know your quality women, are qaulity women. And you are a quality man, this is why I have stopped wasiting time on Internet argues.

And, if you want to kill a relationship real quick, you try to control women.

There must be a middle way???

Poindexterity 03-23-2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15662241)
fuck sex and fuck what you think.

when women go into their butchy short hair mode it means they just want "an easier look" which boils down to "i just dont give a fuck what my man thinks anymore" and this is the best time to kick them to the curb.

all you women with short hair grow it out you look like a boy.

no it is not trendy and no you are not rhianna get over it.

i been tryin to get my girl to cut her hair short for years now.
it's damn near to her ass.

to me, NOT cutting it is saying,
"I don't give a fuck what my man thinks."


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