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MetaMan 03-21-2009 06:35 PM

Trucker chicks are fucking hot:
 
I am heading to the Huskey Dine-In to pick up some hot trucker bitchs and eat patty melts.

whos with me?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2009 06:39 PM

OH ME!! PICK ME!!

/me jumps up and down

COME ONNNNN!!!

DirtyDanza 03-21-2009 07:16 PM

lot lizards yay

Iron Fist 03-21-2009 07:22 PM

You live by a Husky? You must live in a trailer park then... the only Husky I know of is on 16th Avenue in Calgary and it's right around the ghetto areas up north.

notoldschool 03-21-2009 07:23 PM

Trucker & Hot do not go together.

STAROTICA 03-21-2009 07:30 PM

not really into Husky chicks....like 'em pitite. :upsidedow

MetaMan 03-21-2009 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15658210)
You live by a Husky? You must live in a trailer park then... the only Husky I know of is on 16th Avenue in Calgary and it's right around the ghetto areas up north.

i know you are poor, sigwhoring is tough and public transportation sucks balls. but some of us have a thing called CARS.

i know im a show off.

idiot.

BlackCrayon 03-21-2009 07:57 PM

hot hamberg sandwiches!

WarChild 03-21-2009 08:44 PM

Hey Meta can I come to the Professor MetaMan seminar "Meta On Being The Man" in Calgary this year? I'd really appreciate at least getting on the waiting list. Let me know asap.

mozadek 03-21-2009 09:31 PM

Trucker chicks usually have gunts.

WarChild 03-21-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15658470)
Trucker chicks usually have gunts.

If I were you I'd just shut your mouth before MetaMan pulls his giant horse cock out of your mother and slaps you upside the head with it. :2 cents:

MetaMan 03-21-2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15658375)
Hey Meta can I come to the Professor MetaMan seminar "Meta On Being The Man" in Calgary this year? I'd really appreciate at least getting on the waiting list. Let me know asap.

the MetaMan world seminar will be held in Los Angeles California on the date of july 26th at the staples arena. Please visit back for details.

nico-t 03-21-2009 09:49 PM

i need to pick up my fucking car tomorrow! fuck! drinking is nice. But sucks too. But its nice.

bobby666 03-21-2009 11:50 PM

sorry i am no chick

CaptainHowdy 03-22-2009 07:04 AM

I'm up for the patty melts...

John-ACWM 03-22-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 15658107)
OH ME!! PICK ME!!

/me jumps up and down

COME ONNNNN!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:thumbsup

Deej 03-22-2009 01:54 PM

Not here man...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-22-2009 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15658210)
You live by a Husky? You must live in a trailer park then... the only Husky I know of is on 16th Avenue in Calgary and it's right around the ghetto areas up north.

It's fucking Alberta, there's WAY more than one Husky kicking around... :1orglaugh

Elixir 03-22-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15658470)
Trucker chicks usually have gunts.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ztik 03-22-2009 03:17 PM

hey sweet thing!!

http://www.kittyllewellyn.com/userimages/FatChick.jpg


prly not.. lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-22-2009 03:22 PM

And yes, there are some fucking smoking hot trucker chicks in Alberta. I've met a couple before. In Alberta there's big paying oilfield jobs (or there were, lol broke rigpigs), any guy can drop out of highschool and be making $8-9kmonth on the rigs. Well, that goes for girls too. There's a few girls out there who say fuck it and want a piece of that cash too. You're not gonna catch them on the rig, you know what they do? They drive truck, swamp, or work in the camp. Way back when i was on the rig, there was a fucking HOTTIE used to run one of the picker trucks. Another handful that swamped...

Saw an older woman 35-40 driving a big pink Pete once at a gas station. Hell, if I was 30-40 I'd be itching to tear a piece off an ass that good looking. Hell I'm 25 I'd probably have taken a round out of her up in that sleeper given the chance.

They definitely aren't a majority, but they are out there...

brassmonkey 03-22-2009 03:26 PM

better be ready to sock that bitch in the adams apple lot of freaky truckers out there

BlackCrayon 03-22-2009 04:44 PM

Large Marge agrees!

http://ssli.ee.washington.edu/~barte...arge-marge.gif

tASSy 03-23-2009 10:36 AM

once upon a time i was a trucker...and i had these stickers on my truck:

http://www.prairienet.org/~kreeper/lot-lizard.jpg

pornguy 03-23-2009 11:25 AM

Dont most trucker chicks have strap on's?

2012 03-23-2009 12:43 PM

don't forget the chicken fried steak


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