"Sex Toy Dave" on Millionaire Matchmaker last night on Bravo, 2cnd appearance
 

Last night I watched Sex Toy Dave's second attempt on Millionaire Matchmaker, to find a wife, with my good buddy Lindsay aka Curious Toy Boy. All I can say is that:

IT WAS A FUCKING RIOT!!!! WE WERE PISSING OUR PANTS OVER IT :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I don't even know where to begin except the beginning. The matchmaking team refers to him as "STD". Why did I never think of that with his nickname before? classic. That hardcore matchmaking chick pegs Dave so well. She hooks him up with this hot, horny bitch named Johanna or some shit. This is after he says he wants a chick that will be a great mom, have a degree, a successful job, smokin hot perfect body, not a party girl but will have fun, classy respectable type but, oh, also likes to swing.

So the date goes like this (the second date, first one was laaaame):

Dave starts by showing the hot chick how to dance on the stripper pole in the middle of his living room, stunts and all. he does them first, then helps her. Oh yeah, this is after she wants to go directly to his bedroom and he refuses. they go on a boat where she throws all her slutty moves on him to get him to fuck her and abuse her. he is so uncomfortable, we were uncomfortable watching it. slut says she's bored and wants to go home. So the team has to go back through the database and find less of a slut for him now. Dude, DAVE, you had nooooooo game my friend! That chick just did not do it for you I guess. but anyways, thanks for the roaring laughs, you made our night :thumbsup

damn I only aught a few minutes of it. Bet it will be on this weekend.

what how did i miss this

where is Lindsay

I was dying when I saw that! She wanted to nail him right there on the gondola! She was licking his eye ball damnit!

Yeah saw it.... :)

I saw it, He might be gay and in denial.

When do you think he's going to come out of the closet?

I'm hoping the reunion show.

Haha I saw that show too.

OMG, i forgot about her eyeball licking fetish. that was crazy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MANUTE you are no longer singel

seems as i have missed something

Video link?
WG

this is must see tv girl, catch it again on the repeat. CTB is an undisclosed location :winkwink:

haha thats funny.. i saw the 1st one...

you know i am way to technology challenged to figure out how to post that. but someone with slicing and dicing skills should def cut out all the commercials and the other matchmaking story that took place during that show and post it up on youtube, then here. it's so worth the effort, i promise

Dang I missed it.

So I guess there will be a 3rd appearance ;)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I dunno, that girl was definitely hot and obviously wild but she may have been tooooooo much, at least on a first date for a guy finally settling down and looking for "the one". Her voice was crazy too.

BTW: I am opening an eyeball licking paysite next week. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I would love to see that episode :)

Ask and you shall recieve!

That chick was right up my ally until she licked his eyeball - My first thought was GET S.T.D. A SANI WIPE STAT!!

That's last season :upsidedow

there was a brand new one last night babe. someone needs to chop it to show only him and what the staff says, no commercials or the other dating story that went on.

everyone has to watch this. This right here ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

if you don't piss your pants (or nearly) from laughter you are a pod person

i have to stop everything and watch this trainwreck again. not sure my stomach can take it so soon, still hurts from laughing last night.

Damn that girl he was set up with was something else. Let me just say this so that all the fans of the show can understand... my penis got up off the couch!


hahaa

Damn USA only filter... eugh...
WG

dammit, it doesn't show it, just gives the review of it. i am going to post a thread showing the next time it's on when i catch it :(

How about the older millionaire lady on last nights show? I wouldn't mind seeing more of the single ladies. She was pretty interesting.

Bravo usually repeats a bunch of them in a row each weekend. It'll probably be on again right away.

I saw it last night as well just couldnt find a youtube for it yet

The matchmaker is a bitch btw

i don't know how her employees can stand working for her. how bout when she was talking about herself giving the best the best blowjobs on the planet. she's single isn't she? no amount of skillz could make a guy put up with that bitch

I can't watch those reality shows. They're so awkward.

She might be a bitch but she is frigging hilarious and if she does give awesome blowjobs then that makes her completely ok in my book, after all good girls rarely make history or reality tv, right?

That whole bit comes off more like a spunking (pun certainly intended) of STD... frigging funny.

IM jealous!!!

I want to hang out with my good buddy Lyndsay!!!!

Pussycat, you better smuggle him to PHX !!!!!

um ya ok

I saw it last night... Johanna was a freak! I bet she licks the "brown eye" too.

There's no way I would go out more than once with her - no matter how hot her body was. Her voice annoyed me. There's so much more than just a hot body to consider in a relationship... voice quality is a big one. After all, if you're in a relationship, it goes well, you get engaged / married, when the wife turns into a nag.... you don't need her voice to annoy you too.

I don't think Sex Toy Dave is Gay Gay.... but he does seem to want to swing / swap.

I honestly think he's a bit kinky, and just burned out on the 18-22 y/o porn babes he hangs out with and has one night stands with... It can get old, you know.

On the first episode, Dave met a super nice gal (Harvard grad) but he blew it when she wanted to go out Saturday and he told her he couldnt because he was having a "party" at his house... and he didn't want to include her.

Dave's definitely conflicted... He's got the classic Madonna / Whore complex going.

He will for sure be back on the show b/c they get high ratings when he's on. I'm sure it helps Dave's PR too.

very good observation :thumbsup Dave's a nice guy, has always had a smile and a hug for me. I hope he finds that 1% of women in LA that are not GOLD DIGGERS. He sure got more laughs out of me in one hour than anyone has in a long time.

I never remember Dave being like that. "Interesting" to say the least.

Shame really.

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