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One of the Worlds Deadliest Spider Found At Tulsa Store
http://www.newson6.com/global/story.asp?s=10025233
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I think I would have pissed myself if I saw that thing. It is scary looking.
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They said that it's lucky that noone got bit because they don't know of any anti-venom in the Tulsa area... crazy.
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Well fuck. That aint good.
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I totally woulda pissed on Michele if I saw that
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Arachnophobia 2, The Search for the Banana Spider. "In a World....
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away screaming like a girl* |
Piss myself...hell.. I would have pissed myself fired a round or two out of my ass, all the blood would have left my limbs, I would go into total shock and be a mile down the road before you could even say "spider..." 4 minute mile be damned. I think I could personally set a new record with that thing around.
Im seriously scared of spiders. Fuck, even talking about them my hands have started to sweat while I type. I have been know to (one handed) tear a hanes tee shirt off my body and literally throw it across the yard, because a spider was on my shoulder... and I was only 12 at the time. Try that some time, tear a hanes off yourself... you'll soon realize how fucking impossible it is, yet in a total freakout mind loosing shitscare I did it. BLAH.... I can't even talk about this anymore...... |
Man that's a creepy looking bastard..
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wow, whoever wrote that article needs to go back to high school.
Other than that, very interesting post! Scary that there can be animals like that walking around in a supermarket. Eek! |
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We get those down here in S. Fla all the time. The worst is going kayaking through mangroves and coming upon one right above your head. That will scare the shit out of you.
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that'S not healthy
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That wandering spider wandered pretty far from Brazil.
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Apparently, the Brazilian wandering spider's bite causes erections.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269455,00.html How long before we'll start seeing them for sale? :1orglaugh |
Deadly or not that thing would scare the hell out of me if I was in there throwing a few bananas in my basket and I saw it.
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I'm fucking scared of those things
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It happens all the time!? wtf.
They castrate you if you bring a fruit into another country for this reason and these assholes let it happen all the time. |
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yea fuck seeing one of those spiders.
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Damn man I hate spiders..
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damn poison or not that shit would bite off a chunk
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the authorities are surely going to come take that. you can't have animals indigenous to other countries as store pets. especially ones that will kill you and drink you like a smoothie later. lol.
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Spiders never worried me too much until I heard about another cartoonist who got bit by a brown recluse spider. His leg looked like this:
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apparenlty only 2.3% of bites from these things would require anti-venom
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im from Ok. glad ive never seen one of those. got bit by a black widow in Wa. though, not fun!
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wow hitched a ride from Honduras
shit |
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Damn dangerous spider....
interesteing videos: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-yiQGaOSQk4 https://youtube.com/watch?v=PadauuWF94w |
This thread makes my skin crawl and makes me giggle.
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A good friend of mine was bitten by a recluse on a movie set, almost killed her... But we had a great "almost dead" party afterwards... always a silver lining.
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Big,scary and deadly...what a combination
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I just saw a big round black widow about 5 feet from my front door a couple days ago, must have killed a couple dozen of them last fall, they are waking up now that it is warmer
http://web.princeton.edu/sites/ehs//black_widow.jpg a big brown spider was sitting on my pants when I went to grab them to get dressed first thing in the morning the other day too, I was half asleep and almost wouldn't have noticed him but he was fairly large (silver dollar size leg span) |
Any Aussie will tell you - Australia wins on poisonous spiders.
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That bugger looks scarey,damn
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When I was in construction yrs ago .. the sprinkler fitters had a shipment of steel pipe come in, about 4" diameter with orange caps on the ends... when the caps were pulled off they found 1/2 dozen HUGE Emperor scorpions living in the pipes .. it was pretty cool I took 2 home as pets.. kind of cool ..
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scary shit ,I hate spiders.
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If I'd see that thing, I'd scat.
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