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Pornopat 03-20-2009 01:42 AM

OMG! I am turning white!
 
I just woke up and when I looked into the mirror I found out I waw turning white!
Seriously! This must be what living in cold and rainy Holland does to a man. I never had this living in the Caraibean.
My skin is so pale and it is way less shiney. OMG!
What is next? Will I lose my ability to dance? Will my penis shrink?

I am close to a panic attack here. I am turning white!

:helpme

nosey 03-20-2009 01:53 AM


emjay 03-20-2009 01:57 AM

Hey Pat, can't have it all - at least you can now get into your car and drive North, East, South or West - enjoy your honeymoon back in 'civilisation' lol

mule 03-20-2009 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 15652565)
I just woke up and when I looked into the mirror I found out I waw turning white!
Seriously! This must be what living in cold and rainy Holland does to a man. I never had this living in the Caraibean.
My skin is so pale and it is way less shiney. OMG!
What is next? Will I lose my ability to dance? Will my penis shrink?

I am close to a panic attack here. I am turning white!

:helpme

Damn, dude, you're gonna have to wear makeup on the 9th of April, or we won't recognise you :1orglaugh

l0lf4c3 03-20-2009 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 15652565)
I just woke up and when I looked into the mirror I found out I waw turning white!
Seriously! This must be what living in cold and rainy Holland does to a man. I never had this living in the Caraibean.
My skin is so pale and it is way less shiney. OMG!
What is next? Will I lose my ability to dance? Will my penis shrink?

I am close to a panic attack here. I am turning white!

:helpme

Cheer up, you'll become smarter and wont talk stupid things as above:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2677098.ece

:thumbsup

Lilit 03-20-2009 05:52 AM

LOL..are you sure your gf didn't put some light foundation on your skin when you slept?

Otherwise we can expect a new Michael Jackson I think... lol

bobby666 03-20-2009 06:00 AM

michael jackson can help you for shure

kmanrox 03-20-2009 06:03 AM

BVF is having the same issues!!! you should hit him up and conjure up a final solution!

Bogune 03-20-2009 08:52 AM

LMAO! sick ur living in Netherlands though, I'm actually thinking of moving there in July. I got nothing to worry about..im as white as they get :P

John-ACWM 03-20-2009 09:53 AM

LOL you're hilarious

The Seduction of Art 03-20-2009 11:07 AM

Relax and prepare to embrace square dancing.

Reak AGV 03-20-2009 11:08 AM

HELP!! You're turning white!!!


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