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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    JackoffSurprise.com ?

    Was thinking of a good new business. Could start a company that works gigs. Companies hire us to come into their office and jerk off all over their employees and then run away just for entertainment purposes. Or it could be to help have employees leave a company due to shock and stress that they can't afford anymore.

    Good idea?
  • Miguel T
    ♦ Web Developer ♦
    • May 2005
    • 12470

    #2
    Hahah, great idea!

    Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

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    • Sands
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2007
      • 3134

      #3
      Originally posted by BradM
      Was thinking of a good new business. Could start a company that works gigs. Companies hire us to come into their office and jerk off all over their employees and then run away just for entertainment purposes. Or it could be to help have employees leave a company due to shock and stress that they can't afford anymore.

      Good idea?
      Jack Off Surprise is where you're furiously masturbating and you suddenly realize that Bruce Willis is already dead.

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      • Biggy
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 1595

        #4
        rip off of cumshotsurprise.com - but yeah - its a great idea.

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        • BradM
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3397

          #5
          Originally posted by Biggy
          rip off of cumshotsurprise.com - but yeah - its a great idea.
          BWAHAHA I can't believe the shit that exists out there. Incredible.

          OMGITSYOURSITESRYBRO

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          • Barefootsies
            Choice is an Illusion
            • Feb 2005
            • 42635

            #6
            You would have to dress up in some kinda outfit, like the singing chicken, and then whip it out and make them a cream pie.
            Should You Email Your Members?

            Link1 | Link2 | Link3

            Enough Said.

            "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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            • Ozarkz
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2009
              • 2377

              #7
              It's a great idea you could show up with a rubber super cock that sprays silly string.

              problem is you'd get sexual harassment lawsuits pretty quick.. tight wads.. I bet you could still get clients.. I'd put it out there...

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              • Marcus Aurelius
                No Refunds Issued.
                • Apr 2003
                • 14809

                #8
                Originally posted by Sands
                Jack Off Surprise is where you're furiously masturbating and you suddenly realize that Bruce Willis is already dead.
                then you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS?

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