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BradM 03-18-2009 04:13 PM

Wife just hit a parked car. $1700.
 
Easy come easy go.

Some days I wish I could just not get up in the morning. :1orglaugh

jimmy-3-way 03-18-2009 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15645696)
Easy come easy go.

Some days I wish I could just not get up in the morning. :1orglaugh

At least it wasn't your own car - last weekend I backed my truck into my old lady's car.

Body work on a german car?

Times that by 2.

Yay.

The Duck 03-18-2009 04:23 PM

I hope she is not hurt at least.

Socks 03-18-2009 04:24 PM

So how did she tell the owner of the parked car that it was she who hit it?

Darkcrni 03-18-2009 04:25 PM

Important thing is that she's fine!

Deej 03-18-2009 04:27 PM

SHooot her! :mad:

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-18-2009 04:28 PM

The guy who lives above my friend in his apparment complex hit the side of my brothers cavalier with his big dodge ram and made $800 worth of damage... to us it looked like a simple dent that any dumbass could take out, but the cheapest quote was $800.

BradM 03-18-2009 04:28 PM

She drives a new bmw, and hit a new bmw.

It's my car. :[

BradM 03-18-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 15645821)
So how did she tell the owner of the parked car that it was she who hit it?

She left a note. Hit and run accidents are a crime in CA - and the parking garage has hidden cameras. Not worth the risk.

Diezel Jim 03-18-2009 04:29 PM

Women!
:Oh crap

_Richard_ 03-18-2009 04:33 PM

my god..

will the BMW make it?

Jdoughs 03-18-2009 04:41 PM

When thinking of repairing the auto after a small fenderbender caused by the wife, its time to ask yourself the age old question.

New car smell, or new wife smell?

papill0n 03-18-2009 04:41 PM

fuck I hate shit drivers

no offense....

teh ghey 03-18-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15645696)
Wife just hit a parked car. $1700.

good thing her husband is loaded. :winkwink:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-18-2009 04:48 PM

what was she doing outside of the kitchen?

dyna mo 03-18-2009 04:49 PM

that's pretty minor these days.

Sosa 03-18-2009 05:23 PM

thought you were moving from so cal?!

collegeboobies 03-18-2009 05:26 PM

She better be stripping to pay for it

bausch 03-18-2009 05:35 PM

I accidentally swiped a pole/pillar on the side in an underground parking lot of a shopping center trying to back out of a parking space and scratched my car on the side. I was probably going 2 mph, super slow backing out.

The parking lot was nearly empty and I was pretty much the only one there yet I still managed to hit something. It was my fault though because I was talking to the passenger and didn't pay attention. I didn't even see the pole at all, I didn't know it was there. Now I have to get the scratch buffed out to see how bad it is.

CyberHustler 03-18-2009 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15646067)
what was she doing outside of the kitchen?

Exactly...

Rochard 03-18-2009 07:19 PM

It's your fault for allowing your wife to drive.

SBJ 03-18-2009 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15646067)
what was she doing outside of the kitchen?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15647178)
It's your fault for allowing your wife to drive.

two very valid points! :2 cents:

VeriSexy 03-18-2009 07:34 PM

Ouch but sounds like just a fender bender. Least shes okay

RyuLion 03-18-2009 07:36 PM

This reminds me of reason # 1302 of why I'm not married

tony286 03-18-2009 07:39 PM

she wasnt hurt that's what matters.When I worked at jaguar, I had a customer who loved his car. His wife got hit by a truck and the car got fucked up. She is there with him, he is actually crying about the car and his poor shaken wife is standing there by herself. Im telling him get a hold of yourself, your wife is fine thats all that matters. He didnt feel that way. lol

Iron Fist 03-18-2009 11:01 PM

Just think of what she might do with a moving car! Oh the humanity!

Danny B 03-19-2009 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15645855)
She left a note. Hit and run accidents are a crime in CA - and the parking garage has hidden cameras. Not worth the risk.

As it should be.
I have had a couple of nice dents in my parked car. No notes.
I understand about people being afraid of losing their no claim but come on.

Raf1 03-19-2009 02:02 AM

I have a similar mechanic bill to pay at the moment. Shit happens :)

FuzzyDunlop 03-19-2009 06:48 AM

Don't you just hate it when that happens..

Fletch XXX 03-19-2009 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 15645760)
At least it wasn't your own car - last weekend I backed my truck into my old lady's car.

Body work on a german car?

Times that by 2.

Yay.

sounds like a lot of damage just for backing into something.

Ross 03-19-2009 06:57 AM

My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.


In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason :)

pornguy 03-19-2009 07:03 AM

ONe thing I will do from now on when it comes to vehicles is have a tow hitch. Man that has saved the ass end of my truck more than 12 times. Been rear ended 10 times and not a scratch on it. and Backed into walls by idiots in the parking lots here helping people back up.

nation-x 03-19-2009 07:05 AM

I feel you man... I bought my wife a brand new car and within 2 weeks she hit a steel mailbox and did $1500 in damage to her car. I could have had it fixed but I decided not to so everytime she looks at it she will remember to watch where the fuck she is going.

pornocruto 03-19-2009 07:26 AM

Women + Cars = Trouble.

jimmy-3-way 03-19-2009 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15648557)
sounds like a lot of damage just for backing into something.

Everytime you pull into the bodyshop of a German car dealership it's $1000 just to get out the touch up paint.

BradM 03-19-2009 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 15648589)
I feel you man... I bought my wife a brand new car and within 2 weeks she hit a steel mailbox and did $1500 in damage to her car. I could have had it fixed but I decided not to so everytime she looks at it she will remember to watch where the fuck she is going.

Exactly. That is what I told her yesterday. I am not mad, in the end I really don't care. It's her car and she now has to look at that for the next 3 years.

Marcus Aurelius 03-19-2009 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15648574)
My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.


In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason :)


But in theory your mom provided you with everything you enjoy in life because she gave you life. So the sex you enjoy from your girlfriend would not be possible without mom. Give mom the keys. You owe her!

Reak AGV 03-19-2009 09:26 AM

That's how the money simply disappears out of your wallet.

The Seduction of Art 03-19-2009 09:31 AM

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LeRoy 03-19-2009 09:37 AM

My wife has done that too. She hot a parked car in Baja with my brand new truck.

At the time I was fucking pissed. but Shit happens

Scott McD 03-19-2009 09:42 AM

Wife + Car = Baaaaaaaaaaad.

Imortyl Pussycat 03-19-2009 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15645696)
Easy come easy go.

oh no!!! that sucks so bad :( wonder what you could guilt her out of right now though :winkwink:

BradM 03-19-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 15649169)
oh no!!! that sucks so bad :( wonder what you could guilt her out of right now though :winkwink:

Anal? hmmmm.... do you want to hit a parked car in my car too?

Phoenix 03-19-2009 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15648574)
My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.


In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason :)

you should let your mom drive it around man

she an point at it and say that is my sons...probably make her day

Platinumpimp 03-19-2009 09:56 AM

Your wife ain't working BradM? :)

John-ACWM 03-19-2009 10:45 AM

Also driving a bmw but it is still intact.Accidents suck

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-19-2009 11:13 AM

My girlfriend backed over one of those stump polls that line some park drive ways and almost ripped her bumper off (she drives an SUV)... dumb bitch.

I rarely let ANYONE drive my car, my sister I'd give the keys to anytime, she taught me how to drive and is 1 of 2 people I trusts driving the most, outside of my own.

Imortyl Pussycat 03-19-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15649202)
Anal? hmmmm.... do you want to hit a parked car in my car too?

hahaha, i was soooooo gonna say "now's your chance to get her ATM" but thought twice about it. should gone with my first intuition, lol.

Ross 03-19-2009 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 15649058)
But in theory your mom provided you with everything you enjoy in life because she gave you life. So the sex you enjoy from your girlfriend would not be possible without mom. Give mom the keys. You owe her!

Hell no! Her alloys on her own Jeep are in a terrible state. Not having my alloys looking like that.

Ross 03-19-2009 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 15649216)
you should let your mom drive it around man

she an point at it and say that is my sons...probably make her day

She has a nice car of her own, nice Honda Jeep. And my step dad has another car of his own too :)


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