Nancy Pelosi is a saint
 

Nancy Pelosi is a saint

> > Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?
> >
> >
> > On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House
> > Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the
> > Catholic cathedral.
> >
> > He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending
> > the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal
> > would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a
> > few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
> >
> > The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the
> > woman, and there
> > are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over
> > certain of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's
> > aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here
> > and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if
> > you'll just tell the
> > congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
> >
> > The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the
> > church can use the money, so I'll work your request
> > into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's
> > aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
> > sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the
> > main aisle.
> >
> > And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed
> > out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
> >
> > Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --
> > "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an
> > honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her
> > views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends
> > to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a
> > petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
> > nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and
> > a thief.
> >
> > Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever
> > personally witnessed.
> >
> > She married for money and is using it to lie to the
> > American people. She also has a reputation for shirking
> > her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in
> > California . She simply is not to be trusted."
> >
> > The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But,
> > when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and
> > John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."

:1orglaugh

i was on a lift at vail yesterday that had a carving in the foam of the safety bar that said "die pelosi" -- very weird

hahah real good one

i hate those >>>>> in email forwards

Hmm I wonder if they had an agenda

That woman is truly a moron.

im no fan but who really takes the time to write that stuff? what a life they must have.

Is it her or her daughter that does those awesome documentaries for hbo?

pelosi is a whore

Yes, her daughter.

Anyone ever heard of Karl Rove?

Sometimes I wonder how right wingers can breathe... they are so brain dead I am surprised they don't need life support.

I actually read the whole story :1orglaugh and it was really funny :thumbsup

If this were true it would only point out that the church is even more bullshit, not that pelosi is stupid. Shit most people buy their titles, always have.

as usual, your post sucks.

i agree with this post. :thumbsup

Pelosi sucks!

Nice post. Pelosi is the kind of person that makes it impossible to vote for the Democrats under any circumstances. She represents everything that is wrong with US politics.

I like that. Good one.

What is that?

God lord, please!

says the person with russian text in his sig.