GFY I need your help! Need advice
 

What are some things you'd find funny about me doing in the future?
Give me some ideas for my tv show, it needs to be things you wouldn't normally see a porn guy do.

The best suggestions will win a great prize.

Ballet lessons...

getting kidnapped by a Scientology van :)

cooking show.

20 dollar limit. trader joes groceries only.

Give all your money to charity, then re build yourself on a pre planned TV show called "the little jew that could".

Walk around the city naked, do some shopping eat in a resturant all in the nude of course and film the responces of the general public

Also go to church naked and film the vicars and church goers reactions

Get a part-time gig flipping burgers. Maybe the fry machine if burgers too much.

No, no, things a porn guy WOULDN'T normally do.

* you're an opinionated pornographer on the "moral" porn you promote . Like Rush Limbaugh, a conservative pornographer with a radio show

Winnar. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Pitch a show called "The Biggest Fatwa" where you try and start a porn studio in the West Bank.

Reality Show - Immigration task force - ride along bust illegals over on Fallbrook & Ventura. Then "After the Bust" @ Casa De Carlos.

KB's baby cannibal daycare.


You do NOT want to get me started ;)

A Bikini car wash for Charity
You in a Bikini of course on a busy LA Street

Going to a catholic church and being recorded confessing your sins ;)

best recommendation so far-
However I am Jewish

We don't have to confess anything-
However....
We live with a lot of pent up guilt.


Not bad like where you were going on this idea.

I need more serious ideas.

Drink some milk from the milkman's wife's tits :helpme

do volunteer work at the local community outreach programs, soup kitchen, women's shelter, etc.

be your elitist self, hilarity ensues.

******* - the sequel

Not bad, but I don't do manual labor.
Is that being "elitist"?

:1orglaugh

lol you beat me to it I was gonna say goatse

you goto heaven like in the movie 'heaven can wait' and come back as an evangelist

we think alike! i was gonna say run a daycare

exactly! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

that's why it's fucking perfect, now send over aaliyah, that better be the big prize or i retract my contribution.

:warning

build amish furniture for a week

Damn there is some funny stuff in this thread.

I say run for some type of local office and all of your immediate staff has to be porn chicks.

Have LC on and have him do a "How To" segment...

I'd like to see a almost reality show filmed much like Curb your enthusiasm or Star-ving with David Faustino..

AaliyahLove most definitely needs to be a regularly recurring character..

Yeah but that would almost make it even funnier.. fucking with the catholic priest... maybe even wearing the little head thingy that Jewish people wear? like under a cap or something.. then taking the cap off as you go into the little room?

Volunteerng at a soup kitchen... or doing something really morally great.. then having those "moral people" ask you questions... eventually ending with the edit of telling them you're in porn...

press work? ;) j.k.
how about doing the dishes. taking the dog for a walk, chatting with the neighbors in good ol suburb of white picket fences. gardening.
watching the food channel
take mom out to dinner.
you know, the everyday stuff :)

great everyday staff you have...

Lecture an audience about the dangers of pre-marital sex?

Go 24 hours without name dropping

Cooking Bacon in the nude contest.

Have your wacky religious friend move into your house for no reason. You are messy, he is clean. You smoke cigarettes, he doesn't. He doesn't drink, you are a raging alcoholic.

You bring home da ladies trying to get busy and he is sitting on your couch praying in front of the TV.

Why are they living together? No one knows! Why are they friends when they are such polar opposites? Beats me!

Kill me now.

wow, everything you say or do is about... yourself. Your name must be in the dictionary by now next to 'self absorbed'

So I should sit here and spew my wealth of knowledge about the industry and the people in it for free?

Nah- I am a self aggrandising prick...it's a character flaw.
lol

How bout going to work in the office of a sperm bank and deciding the material they offered the guys to warm up with wasn't a good enough quality ... so you bring in material for them.